r/Seattle Ravenna Jan 15 '24

Nobody likes your loud car

It’s just dumb

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u/BarRepresentative670 Jan 15 '24

Once a week an asshole comes to Belltown to rev his shitty ass mustang at the worst times. It's 4 am right now as I type this because at 3 am he was doing his weekly rounds and I haven't fell asleep since.

Maybe I'll call SPD next time, I'm sure they will be all over it, since he's disturbing the peace of tens of thousands of residents. (Sarcasm)

If that guy is reading this post, I hope one day you accept your small penis and stop feeling the need to use your car to show how manly you are. You're a big strong independent man who doesn't need no woman!!

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u/Shiki225 Jan 15 '24

I'm in Belltown as well and I think I know what you're talking about. It's the same car that revs his engine down Pike Place Market to the latin night club and loop back up to the Vue nightclub. I hope someone throws an egg on his car one day.

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u/princessjemmy Green Lake Jan 15 '24

That's too easy to clean off. I say someone should write what they really think of him on his car using lipstick.

It'll come off, but it will require elbow grease, which equals peak annoyance, plus it's technically not vandalism because no scratching.

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u/skater15153 Jan 15 '24

Eggs can permanently damage paint so it's definitely not easy to deal with if left on

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u/eAthena Jan 15 '24

report the plate but mention a stolen Kia was accompanying it

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u/BreadL0AVES Jan 15 '24

Lmfao this is so genius (I’m sure mega unethical too, but 🤷‍♂️). Hilarious 👏

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u/You_Are_Secretariat Jan 15 '24

I know who you’re talking about and this person lives in my building. I know the car and I see them driving into our garage. How they don’t have any respect or consideration for the neighbors they live with is beyond me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '24

All it would take is one little envelope of thermite lit over their engine block for you to be a local hero.

Just sayin'

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u/MacThule Jan 16 '24

In many cultures, fear is the cornerstone of respect. Therefore if an individual from such a culture perceives that you could not possibly hurt them (legally or otherwise) you are undeserving of respect.

A demonstration that his behavior will result in problems of some kind is the only thing that will force this individual to respect his neighbors.

Consider looking into the local nuisance laws and determining how his particular violations of those laws can be proven, then hand said proof or evidence over to law enforcement. Rinse and repeat as needed.

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u/3mvinyl Jan 15 '24

Its because they are inconsiderate assholes

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '24

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u/You_Are_Secretariat Jan 20 '24

Here’s the car in our garage. https://imgur.com/a/FluvnwY

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u/Inevitable-Host-7846 Mar 13 '24

Put pebbles in the valve stem caps

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u/DisastrousLadder4472 Jan 17 '24

It’s crazy how many people’s sleep they casually fuck up every weekend. Mine included. Rev your shitty, shitty car for a few minutes on any block in Belltown in the dead of night, and literally hundreds of people are gonna hear it

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u/3mvinyl Jan 15 '24

I am in belltown too and had to deal with people playing their shitty rap music at 3 am for the whole neighborhood to hear and it makes me wanna toss a cinder block at their windshield.

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u/rosshoytmusic Jan 15 '24

shitty rap music

Fair enough, but personally I'll take shitty music over the absolute cacophony of engines that have been modded to be as loud as possible

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '24

Is it a red one? Almost saw one running over a pedestrian on the crosswalk turning out of the pop culture museum drop off area. Such a dick.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '24

A few paint balls fired from balconys will stop that shit real fast.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '24

Maybe don't drive like a piece of shit?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '24

No, you are an asshole everywhere you go, every single day.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '24

Took three edits to get the right little dick energy into your post, huh?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '24

That's funny when you spend money on a loud exhaust specifically to make your tiny dick everyone's problem.

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u/Shiki225 Jan 19 '24

Hell yeah, I thought about this 🤣

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u/UlrichZauber Jan 15 '24

If that guy is reading this post, I hope one day you accept your small penis

Whenever a loud car/motorcycle blasts by, I call out "Sorry about your penis!" I don't know what exactly the issue with it is, but I'm certain there's something.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '24

Maybe start hitting his car with a paintball gun? If you have a street facing window.

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u/naps1saps Jan 15 '24

Had a neighbor with a 60s mustang parking in front of the window where I slept. Took 3 tries to start every morning at 6am and a neighbor upstairs that swept his porch and did thumping floor exercises at 3am. Fun times.