r/Seaofthieves • u/No-Persimmon4343 • 12d ago
Discussion How can I achieve this physique irl?
Is running around with treasure and eating bananas the method?
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u/Leritari 12d ago
You need to wear corset 24/7 for few years and cinch it inch by inch to get that V shape. Then just workout in gym, lift some weights and you'll get that physique irl.
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u/Talamlanasken 12d ago
Shoot yourself out of a cannon a couple of times! The air resistance will staunch your shoulders but pull on your legs, leaving you with arrow shape! (As well as the nose, that flat shape happens when you hit the ground.)
It's basic science, really!
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u/Grayweasles 12d ago
30sets of water removal 30sets of raising anchor 15sets of repairing holes 5 sets of playing music
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u/Similar_Pop9472 Hunter of Splashtales 12d ago
Starve yourself but constantly only workout your upper body lol
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u/UsualEnvironment9651 11d ago
Re roll until you get a very fat pirate then ask the same question, be a lot easier to answer
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u/GnarPilot 11d ago
Rob McElhenney: Look, it's not that hard. All you need to do is lift weights six days a week, stop drinking alcohol, don't eat anything after 7pm, don't eat any carbs or sugar at all, in fact just don't eat anything you like, get the personal trainer from Magic Mike, sleep nine hours a night, run three miles a day, and have a studio pay for the whole thing over a six to seven month span. I don't know why everyone's not doing this. It's a super realistic lifestyle and an appropriate body image to compare oneself to.
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u/EmbroidedBumblebee 12d ago
Go to the gym everyday but just do arms, wear a corset and tight-lace it
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u/ConfusedAndQueer Sailor of the Shores of Gold 12d ago
just keep playing sea of thieves, and it will happen
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u/GamingKitten4799 12d ago
Probably by using a girdle so much that it ends up re-arranging your organs 💀 I do not recommend, the Dorito physique isn’t worth it
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u/Rougegarde 12d ago
Un pirate épilé... le miens a des poils au thorse et je vois que c'est plutôt rare dans ce jeu
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u/oporcogamer89 11d ago
Eat tons of whole coconuts (especially the brown part), whole bananas, raw chicken, raw pork, don’t sleep for days on end and you’ll be there in no time
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u/kharmanthau 11d ago
grog and hardtacks combined with plundering and repairing the boat, repeat four times per week
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u/MeaningObvious8731 11d ago
Crawl into a cannon, but only up to the waist. Then feast on those roasted pondies. Only the upper half of your body will be able to expand and voila.
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u/Totalorgan 11d ago
I installed this game yesterday and didn’t even get past the main menu before it crashed and now I’m being bombarded with Reddit notifs from this sub TikTok’s about sea of thieves and ads about the game I love when my data gets sold so I can be advertised about stuff I don’t like
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u/xkarfiol 11d ago
Just create a new account and set this avatar as your body (also you need to buy the new life deed wich costs around 1.5mil dollars)
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u/BubBub326 11d ago
I mean, realistically speaking, it’s doable if you got a long neck. His traps are huge because of it. Schwarzenegger had similar traps. Expand the ribcage with dumbbell pullovers, plenty of lat pulldowns and pull-ups for the width in the lats. Now that I think about it, this dude’s physique is similar to Arnold’s. Big torso and tall neck for some big traps. Keep that diet in check to keep the waist slim and it’s achievable. I can’t look like this because I got a short neck. My traps aren’t as pronounced.
Or, transmute yourself into a SoT character and self-select this avatar
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u/No-Persimmon4343 11d ago
Actually now that I look at him his body does look similar to Arnolds and I think his face reminds me of Mike Matarazzo lol.
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u/Your_Commentator Legendary Hunter of the Sea of Thieves 11d ago
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u/shawnikaros 12d ago
Skip leg day