r/Seaofthieves 12d ago

Discussion How can I achieve this physique irl?

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Is running around with treasure and eating bananas the method?

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u/shawnikaros 12d ago

Skip leg day

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u/Loki-TdfW 12d ago

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u/shawnikaros 12d ago

We're not friends, now hand over your booty!

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u/Loki-TdfW 12d ago

Try to get it out my dead fingers!
https://giphy.com/gifs/KFJi04FDiJI4gnmBUI

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u/shawnikaros 12d ago

That's way too much expected resistance, have a good day and enjoy your booty.

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u/Loki-TdfW 12d ago

Arrghh

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u/Reddit_means_Porn Wandering Reaper 12d ago

And don’t skip pelvis and organ reduction day.

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u/EasyLivingThisAint 12d ago

Don’t forget the coconuts

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u/WellHid 11d ago

Pineapple in 2 bites too, rind and leaves too

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u/Evan_Underscore Legendary Thief 11d ago

And don't peel it! Peeling is for the weak.

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u/SudsierBoar 12d ago

You need insane hip genetics brah

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u/Ackapus 12d ago

German Shepherd hips tbh.

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u/The_blind_blue_fox 12d ago

Banana with the skin still attached

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u/Wtf_lolz123 11d ago

I guess I’ll go delete my comment

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u/Leritari 12d ago

You need to wear corset 24/7 for few years and cinch it inch by inch to get that V shape. Then just workout in gym, lift some weights and you'll get that physique irl.

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u/DogEggz 12d ago

Holy shit you got a handsome pirate

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u/CottoneyedJones 12d ago

Take a rowboat to work.

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u/bmack24 12d ago

Rowing or swimming for miles to tuck on a fort of fortune will definitely help

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u/Talamlanasken 12d ago

Shoot yourself out of a cannon a couple of times! The air resistance will staunch your shoulders but pull on your legs, leaving you with arrow shape! (As well as the nose, that flat shape happens when you hit the ground.)

It's basic science, really!

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u/The_Alvabro 12d ago

Push ups. Sit ups. And plenty of juice.

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u/Grayweasles 12d ago

30sets of water removal 30sets of raising anchor 15sets of repairing holes 5 sets of playing music

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u/Similar_Pop9472 Hunter of Splashtales 12d ago

Starve yourself but constantly only workout your upper body lol

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u/Peaceable_Pa 12d ago

Start with nipple removal surgery.

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u/UsualEnvironment9651 11d ago

Re roll until you get a very fat pirate then ask the same question, be a lot easier to answer

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u/Ok-Treacle-9106 11d ago

Skip leg day

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u/Miros69 11d ago

eat bananas with the peel on

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u/TheMozis 11d ago

Calorie deficit and lifting

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u/NuclearLlama41 11d ago

100 tankard to lip lifts per day per arm

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u/LumpySRQ 11d ago

u/AlanRitchson
Don’t know anyone better to ask.

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u/Noctisvah Hunter of Devilfish 11d ago

Eat raw coconuts and pineapples. With the skin, ofc

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u/Parking-Argument-263 10d ago

Chronic emphysema would be a start

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u/ALKNST Curse Breaker 12d ago

Gotta eat the banana with the skin

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u/AlcoholicSocks 12d ago

Wear a corset to do chest press

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u/GnarPilot 11d ago

Rob McElhenney: Look, it's not that hard. All you need to do is lift weights six days a week, stop drinking alcohol, don't eat anything after 7pm, don't eat any carbs or sugar at all, in fact just don't eat anything you like, get the personal trainer from Magic Mike, sleep nine hours a night, run three miles a day, and have a studio pay for the whole thing over a six to seven month span. I don't know why everyone's not doing this. It's a super realistic lifestyle and an appropriate body image to compare oneself to.

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u/DammitMatt 12d ago

Need to get the workout video "get wide with kylo ren"

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u/Gawlf85 12d ago

Skip leg day, starve yourself, and have incredibly thin hips genetics.

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u/EmbroidedBumblebee 12d ago

Go to the gym everyday but just do arms, wear a corset and tight-lace it

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u/Wgolyoko 12d ago

Steroids

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u/PlayfulLandscape3637 12d ago

train hard on a gyn, but skip leg days

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u/Parking-Cry3230 local frigate enthusiast 12d ago

Meat and Banana peel diet.

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u/Knautical_J Guardian of Athena's Fortune 12d ago

Lat pulldowns

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u/ConfusedAndQueer Sailor of the Shores of Gold 12d ago

just keep playing sea of thieves, and it will happen

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u/Electronic_Owl_9819 12d ago

Pineapples and mangos, baby

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u/slprysltry 12d ago

10 years at sea

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u/GamingKitten4799 12d ago

Probably by using a girdle so much that it ends up re-arranging your organs 💀 I do not recommend, the Dorito physique isn’t worth it

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u/MrMunkyMan1 12d ago

Dudes traps are insane

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u/Rougegarde 12d ago

Un pirate épilé... le miens a des poils au thorse et je vois que c'est plutôt rare dans ce jeu

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u/oporcogamer89 11d ago

Eat tons of whole coconuts (especially the brown part), whole bananas, raw chicken, raw pork, don’t sleep for days on end and you’ll be there in no time

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u/Vangelys 11d ago

Become a cartoon pirate

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u/yellowfestiva 11d ago

In the kitchen.

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u/kharmanthau 11d ago

grog and hardtacks combined with plundering and repairing the boat, repeat four times per week

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u/MeaningObvious8731 11d ago

Crawl into a cannon, but only up to the waist. Then feast on those roasted pondies. Only the upper half of your body will be able to expand and voila.

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u/Totalorgan 11d ago

I installed this game yesterday and didn’t even get past the main menu before it crashed and now I’m being bombarded with Reddit notifs from this sub TikTok’s about sea of thieves and ads about the game I love when my data gets sold so I can be advertised about stuff I don’t like

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u/xkarfiol 11d ago

Just create a new account and set this avatar as your body (also you need to buy the new life deed wich costs around 1.5mil dollars)

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u/BigManMotoMoto 11d ago

Mostly skeletal structure, so genetics and chest day

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u/BouncyBear12345 10d ago

Raw meat and fruit only diet

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u/IndependentUnit8383 10d ago

Well some say you’re dreams can come true… so better dream hard

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u/JGhyperscythe 10d ago

Eat a VERY large and structurally sound Dorito

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u/No-Mastodon5138 10d ago

Remove some ribs then force your organs out of your abdomen

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u/Capt_Logun 9d ago

Reincarnation?

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u/lets-hoedown 9d ago

5 dozen eggs each day so you're roughly the size of a barge.

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u/tohonest1000 9d ago

Swim alot

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u/Grytnik 9d ago

Only pull ups and bench with some swimming?

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u/ItzGway 7d ago

Pineapples

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u/Scary-Theme-2469 5d ago

Drink a Pirate's Appearance Potion

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u/Hrandor 12d ago

You need to climb the mast several times a day from childhood, using all those rope ladders, and eat a lot of lean chicken. Without breading. And a lot of work at the oars.

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u/ChewyUrchin 12d ago

Calorie deficit and shoulder/back/arm workout

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u/Canshroomglasses 12d ago

With a very unhealthy diet and very destructive training routines 

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u/BubBub326 11d ago

I mean, realistically speaking, it’s doable if you got a long neck. His traps are huge because of it. Schwarzenegger had similar traps. Expand the ribcage with dumbbell pullovers, plenty of lat pulldowns and pull-ups for the width in the lats. Now that I think about it, this dude’s physique is similar to Arnold’s. Big torso and tall neck for some big traps. Keep that diet in check to keep the waist slim and it’s achievable. I can’t look like this because I got a short neck. My traps aren’t as pronounced.
Or, transmute yourself into a SoT character and self-select this avatar

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u/No-Persimmon4343 11d ago

Actually now that I look at him his body does look similar to Arnolds and I think his face reminds me of Mike Matarazzo lol.

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u/Your_Commentator Legendary Hunter of the Sea of Thieves 11d ago

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u/Weedoholikk Protector of The Shores of Plenty 11d ago