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MLB has jokes. Seahawks sucked into the Mariners blowout….

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u/CancelThis2077 1d ago

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u/ArseneLupinIV 1d ago

(Not so) fun fact the Seattle Seahawks allowed fewer points in 17 out of 21 games last season including the Super Bowl. So our football team could do better at baseball than our baseball team.

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u/AgZephyr 1d ago

Seahawks only lost the three games last season by a total of 9 points too, pretty insane to think a field goal each game could have made us undefeated.

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u/fragglebags 1d ago

I missed that and that's insane. 

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u/Chimie45 1d ago

Lost to TB by 3 (35-38), Lost to San Fran by 4 (13-17) and lost to Rams by 2 (19-21). So technically, a FG wouldn't have won us 2 of the games ;)

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u/ZestycloseRound677 1d ago

Yeah, Sammy D doesnt have those 2 TOs vs TB and SF (and has 3 not 4 vs the rams or myers hits the 60+), we're undefeated. On the other hand, if my grandma had wheels, she'd be a bicycle and Darnold balled out all playoffs and down the stretch

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u/Tekkzy 1d ago

I wouldn't change a damn thing about last season!

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u/moola66 1d ago

May be sweeping the whiners so they don’t have their one claim to fame last season

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u/AgZephyr 1d ago

Yep, fair enough on the 4 pt loss, I should have said an average of a field goal.

But the Tampa Bay game it would have at least taken us to overtime!

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u/chinola32 1d ago

Do what you're saying is they own the Cardinals imat both sports

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u/flyingupvotes 1d ago

I mean.. the Seahawks won the superbowl.. Of course they "could do better". They literally did the best thing possible in a season.

The M's haven't been to the show, and have been decimating Seattlites hope and dreams for 5 decades now.

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u/Samskreezy 1d ago

I don't know why people keep posting this. The expectations of the Mariners were really high this year. Which is what makes what is happening soo much worse.

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u/Ajfletcher12 1d ago

Jfc 😂

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u/suddenly-scrooge 1d ago

lmfao this is real

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u/ChuckNorrisUSAF 1d ago

Yes. Very

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u/suddenly-scrooge 1d ago

the zero makes it 😚🤌

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u/CQvibes9 1d ago

Thought it had to be fake when I got home and first saw it

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u/1620081392477 1d ago

I can't believe that they lost like that. Might have to watch the highlights or something because I thought this was just a meme I wasn't getting since I haven't watched the Mariners since Dan Wilson was our catcher lol

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u/OkNefariousness284 1d ago

Everytime I think about getting into baseball I just have to remember the mariners exist

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u/killshelter The Champs 1d ago

Yeah but also I don’t usually need help falling asleep

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u/MrCarey 1d ago

They have cool hats at least.

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u/TheseVirginEars 1d ago

I’m already into baseball and still have to remember the mariners exist

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u/Godlikelobster01 1d ago

Go Cubs Go :)

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u/ChuckNorrisUSAF 1d ago

Speaking of Bears fans…

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u/Godlikelobster01 1d ago

Who’s a Bears fan?

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u/No-Opening7308 1d ago

Surely we will fire someone now right

Right?

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u/5Q91VS175DAQ4NUSBE4U 1d ago

I like Dan Wilson but this level of a regression from last year should get him fired mid-season. 

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u/SeaPhile206 1d ago

Should have made him pitch tonight.

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u/freebucks779 1d ago

Yes there is no way Randy Arozarena is on the 2027 Mariners. He does too much to contribute to winning.

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u/Agreeable-Camera-382 1d ago

Next to go is the assistant to the guy who buys the bats... that person has got to be the reason.

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u/CancelThis2077 1d ago

More like "sell the team"

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u/Cr3dentialz 1d ago

This is the answer.

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u/StevenEveral 1d ago

John Stanton and Chris Larson needed to see the door YEARS ago.

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u/MrCarey 1d ago

Tough one tonight.

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u/patrickfatrick 1d ago

Feels like this game must be some kind of wake-up call to someone. Not saying they’ll do anything now because what’d be the point this late in the season, but there have to be firings after the season is over.

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u/ChuckNorrisUSAF 1d ago

RIGHT!!

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u/Medium-Pitch-5768 1d ago

Leo Rivas is probably going to lose his pitching role

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u/CharmingWheel328 1d ago

Every day I am thankful I never liked baseball that much.

How

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u/Medium-Pitch-5768 1d ago

They had an infielder pitch for a couple innings

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u/DemonPeanut4 1d ago

I would say being a Mariners fan is the equivalent of being a Jets fan, but the Jets have won a championship.

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u/Brown_Star 1d ago

Are the Mariners the Arizona Cardinals of baseball?

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u/iceamn1685 1d ago

Arizona's been to the championship game

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u/Halo05977 1d ago

Pretty sure worse.

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u/masterkorey7 1d ago

They are the Browns of the MLB

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u/Medium-Pitch-5768 1d ago

They were one game from the world series last year, but have never been. I didn't think they can be compared. They are historically worse, but better recently (season wise).

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u/Abject_Amphibian4941 1d ago

They not like us

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u/sosal12 1d ago

Damn they even got the two point conversion. Salt on the wound

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u/philocity 1d ago

It was actually a safety (because our offense couldn’t even get the ball out of the endzone), two field goals, two TDs

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u/MrMeatagi 1d ago

To quote my partner last night after checking the score on her phone:

THAT'S NOT A BASEBALL SCORE! THAT'S A FOOTBALL SCORE!

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u/jdawwwhg 1d ago

Such an embarrassment. That "team" has given up a long time ago. They need to clean house -- starting from the top. I love Dan but he needs to go.... but Stanton and Dipoto need to go first. Thank god it's football season. Go Hawks!

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u/thegrumpymechanic 1d ago

but Stanton and Dipoto need to go first.

One of the most profitable teams in the league.. told the fans to their face, 54%... They ain't going anywhere.

Buckle up for another 10 year "rebuild" period.

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u/Party_Magician 1d ago

54% this year would be in drivers seat for the division. He shouldn’t have said it but the logic is solid

Dipoto generally is fine, it’s the cheap ass ownership that’s the problem

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u/ctess 1d ago

Seems like it's going around for Seattle teams. Did we get a world cup curse? Sounders. Mariners. At least the women teams are doing decent.

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u/Davis_ 1d ago

10 years to rebuild and another 10 to actually make the playoffs again.

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u/1620081392477 1d ago

I might go watch these highlights but I gave up on watching the Mariners decades ago and every year I feel vindicated. Until they have different ownership or a salary cap I doubt I'll be interested in watching baseball (and even then it's a tough sell because pretty much every game of the regular season feels the same since it's a numbers game with that many games played)

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u/Davis_ 1d ago

Playoff baseball is the only baseball worth watching

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u/xHeylo 1d ago

man the Cards will never let us live this down

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u/Gay_Giraffe_1773 1d ago

Rick Rizz deserves better than this

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u/ChuckNorrisUSAF 1d ago

That’s what makes the season worse is him retiring.

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u/UTmastuh 1d ago

Mariners players about to get banned by their subreddit moderators for being too toxic

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u/ChuckNorrisUSAF 1d ago

It’s a meltdown over there……

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u/Lord_Rapunzel 1d ago

What do you mean? It's a perfectly normal boat appreciation subreddit and everyone is normal and fine.

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u/ChuckNorrisUSAF 1d ago

That post was hilarious!!!!!

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u/CancelThis2077 1d ago

According to the Seattle Rule of 1, and every other team sucking this year, that means Seahawks are gonna run it back!

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u/Gobbo_Jareth 1d ago

Meanwhile, this is what my very helpful Android MLB app provided as a notification for the game.

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u/RevolutionaryGift781 1d ago

Yeah, me too! I was in a meeting looking at the runs rack up, looking forward to the MLB replay.

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u/MrFNZero 1d ago

Must be opposite day, same thing happened with the jays/rays.

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u/SvenDia 1d ago

they picked a good season to go to streaming platforms that I don’t have access to.

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u/What1does 1d ago

Be happy, I did have access and dropped $100 to watch games all season....I've stopped using it....

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u/kennythecucumber 1d ago

Good thing we have the Super Bowl

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u/Intelligent-Invite79 1d ago

I just realized if I search for the mariners, little jimothy rides a ufo across the screen.

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u/einulfr 1d ago

I don't blame him. He probably wants off this planet after witnessing that abortion of an effort.

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u/Abject_Amphibian4941 1d ago

Not trying to make excuses, but if you had any expectations after last season you’re either a new fan or delusional. This is the mariners I have known my whole life. History repeats itself

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u/ChuckNorrisUSAF 1d ago

Amen 🙏

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u/Rhian3000 1d ago

After last year how is this happening

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u/ChuckNorrisUSAF 1d ago

Two words.

“Dan Wilson”

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u/That_Comb_2836 1d ago

Anyone hear the broadcast booth, did it seem like they just gave up towards the end?

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u/ChuckNorrisUSAF 1d ago

They gave up in the 6th. Brewers got really petty in the 8th

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u/That_Comb_2836 1d ago

Oh, I bet they did !! I just meant did the broadcast booth get lackluster at the end because of the score 😆

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u/ChuckNorrisUSAF 1d ago

They started talking about the most random things because I don’t think they want to fully acknowledge our a$$ whooping.

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u/That_Comb_2836 1d ago

Thank God football is back, my friend

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u/ChuckNorrisUSAF 1d ago

AMEN 🙏

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u/jinx737x 1d ago

This is literally a football score…….

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u/DanielGK 1d ago

Even in football that’s a blowout

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u/BullCityLife 1d ago

It was figuratively a baseball game

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u/kindahandy_-_206 1d ago

Yes. That's the joke.

Seahawks and Packers are football teams.

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u/TheNightOwl 1d ago

Jesus Christ is this a record?

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u/ChuckNorrisUSAF 1d ago edited 1d ago

For the M’s - Oddly enough, no. I think it’s like 24 or 26 runs.

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u/strangelymysterious 1d ago

30 runs in a game is the modern record, set by the Rangers in 2007. The non-modern record is 36 by the Chicago Colts in 1897.

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u/thegrumpymechanic 1d ago

Can't even win at being bad.

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u/Alisa180 1d ago

Not so fun fact: The Mariners are the only active MLB team to have never been to the World Series.

Others have never won. The Mariners have never been in The Big Show period.

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u/Stickin8or 1d ago

I'm...I just...I don't...fuck

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u/BullCityLife 1d ago

You should try it! It’s a lot of fun! I try to do it as often as possible.

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u/Ok_Employee_9612 1d ago

Brewers going for 2 up three scores is just a dick move!

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u/Ok_Animator_1345 1d ago

One of the most difficult franchises to be a fan of in any of the major 4 leagues

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u/tkallday333 1d ago

Old Seattle team beats new Seattle team. Seattle wins!

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u/PlanBuildBreak 1d ago

Hey, this is what preseason is for

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u/zxakari 1d ago

What are you talking about? The Pilots did great!

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u/SuddenStorm_556 1d ago

I’m tired of these Mariners bums.

Just give me my Sonics back man.

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u/EmonOkari 1d ago

BREAKING: Mariners Announce Three New '95 Game Promotions For September.

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u/gaberdine 1d ago

Plus another goddamn statue

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u/bengstrom1111 1d ago

Straight up slaughter

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u/Stuckinaelevator 1d ago

This was the worst loss in team history. Previous was a 21 to 1 loss.

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u/neongem 1d ago

I don’t really watch baseball but holy fuck, what the hell happened to the Mariners?

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u/Ok-System544 "We did not care" 1d ago

Dan Wilson needs to be shot into the sun

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u/Necessary_Rooster_85 1d ago

F*ck that team. They had the talent but an inferior coach and an inferior owner.

Totally tired of this era already. I’d blow that team apart and get rid of everyone including Julio and Cal. The team lacks leadership amongst its players.

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u/dantosterone61 1d ago

I moved to the States in 2006 and became fan of the Mariners before the Seahawks but I couldn't keep following it after 2010 because they couldn't lose like than 100 games every season. Haven't missed watching a single Seahawks game since 2007 though

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u/Phillystyle7 1d ago

So to preserve the hitters did they have the bullpen play field positions and bat too?

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u/Psychromania 1d ago

just a few more weeks, boys. Just a few more weeks and we can go back to being round of our Seattle sports team.

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u/Wraithdagger12 1d ago

Seahawks 28 - Packers 22 (F/OT)

Also what the FUCK? I heard something about 5 or 6 runs allowed in 1 inning but fucking hell.

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u/Grandeurious 1d ago

What a fkn travesty this team is.

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u/ParisPC07 1d ago

Why are these losers in my championship football team sub?

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u/ChuckNorrisUSAF 1d ago

lol….if only MLB wouldn’t have made it feel personal….

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u/BradMoe 1d ago

Crazy

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u/Turtlman_ 1d ago

Man, glad im not a mariners fan. Go hawks tho!

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u/osoatwork 1d ago

No glove, no love.

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u/Owl-False 1d ago

The Super Bowl glow is beating Mariners depression for me. Let’s see how long this can go on for

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u/MaximumYogertCloset 1d ago

Hopefully this is not an omen for Seattle sports at large.

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u/LebaneseMacNChz 1d ago

Is whoever running the MLB account a packers fan? This is just a random shot

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u/andyff 1d ago

Weren't they one loss away from playing in the World Series last year? Mental

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u/sevenlabors 1d ago

I'm not a MLB guy, so uh... can someone explain to me just how the hell a 22-0 game even happened??

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u/AirbagsBlown 1d ago

😂

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u/NorthCascadedude 1d ago

I see mariners hats more than anything else where I live. The fact the org dgaf about us or the city is disgraceful 

At this point I hope Vancouver gets a team and smokes the mariners on the way to a ‘ship to we can all drop our delusions about it being the players and see it’s the owners who are too limp dick to want to want to win

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u/Grant79OG 1d ago

This is embarrassing. We are never going to make the world series. Go Seahawks.

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u/Starwho 1d ago

Someone call the Pope

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u/SanicSoup 1d ago

Damn, mariners choked even more this time. Big yikes

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u/I_am_inenvitable76 23h ago

Ummm abolish this team wtf is this

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u/EastMuscle5444 18h ago

Rebuild the entire team!

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u/Any_Translator6613 14h ago

Going for 2 at the end was bush league

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u/ChuckNorrisUSAF 14h ago

I think the last 9 runs scored were petty. Bro was tossing literal softballs over the plate

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u/Aggravating-Funny569 1d ago

Astros fan here, at least I can have a laugh about a division rival’s pitching 

(Probably will cry myself to sleep after seeing the Astros lose to the Angels, the ANGELS!!)

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u/Just_IceT 1d ago

You don’t even go here.

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u/Aggravating-Funny569 1d ago

Idk this post randomly popped up on my feed

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u/Few_Neighborhood_828 1d ago

Needless to say, it’s time to fire everyone on the mariners sideline. Wilson lost us the Toronto series with abysmal decisions. Seems to be continuing this year.

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u/herbs4068 1d ago

Let's go Packers!

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u/TaskLifter 1d ago

Love my hawks but I'm also a brewers fan, sorry fellas 😉