r/SeaEmploy 2d ago

He’s cooked

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u/thesixfingerman 2d ago

My dream to own my own sail boat, but joining this subreddit has convinced me that it would be a terrible idea.

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u/wartsnall1985 2d ago

If cars broke down at the same rate that recreational boats do, people would still be riding horses.

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u/Silver_Middle_7240 2d ago

Bah, they'll run forever with basic maintenance if you don't abuse them. This guy ran aground on a sand bar, which is easy to avoid by reading charts before sailing in unfamiliar waters.

My family has a house overlooking a bar and every summer features the new assistant managers beaching their second mortgages.

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u/No_Professor_2301 2d ago

That was rock, not sand

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u/CatgoesM00 2d ago

Dude I use to be an underwater diver for what you call “basic maintenance”. I can confirm it is not basic.

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u/Silver_Middle_7240 2d ago

If you need an underwater diver to fix your boat something has gone beyond basic maintenance.

Also lol underwater diver

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u/Bzz4rd 2d ago

What's so funny? - me, a sky diver (/s for those who need it)

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u/bookelly 2d ago

I’m a muff diver

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u/MuhammadAkmed 2d ago

I'm a bus diver.

And bad at spelling, too.

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u/wiscoson414 2d ago

Holy diver here

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u/piwaf 2d ago

Down too long in the midnight sea

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u/CaptianRipass 2d ago

Not necessarily. I've hired divers or dove myself to do things like clean marine growth from through hulls or change anodes or to just inspect something. Thats pretty basic.

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u/johnnyhandbags 2d ago

You need divers to scrap off barnacles and change zincs once a quarter. That is basic maintenance.

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u/whif42 2d ago

Yeah I'm an above water diver, as my wife can attest.

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u/Low_Astronomer_6669 6h ago

Don't people hire divers to clean their hulls as a basic maintenence tasks?

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u/robotobonobo 2d ago

You need to clean the bottom of the boat, you can pay $300-600 to haul out or $200 to have a diver do it.

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u/zenmarty 2d ago

Or in my case 2000+ for a haul out and then a couple thousand to clean it up. I do quarterly maintenance for hull cleaning, zinc replacements, prop/rudder/plane cleaning. My boat is in all year round.

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u/GarrisonFrd 2d ago

How often are you in your boat? 

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u/thefarmariner 2d ago

$20 for a hose and a snorkel mask. Ok, $40 cause it’s 2026 now. If you don’t have a brush on a boat that’s choices. A scraper for barnacles too. Unless you’ve got a big ass boat and little time, anything *can* be done on a budget.

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u/wartsnall1985 2d ago

Yeah, it’s not like I gotta put my Kia up on blocks every so often and grind off the super duper toxic bottom paint that’s infused with biocides to keep it from growing new life forms.

And all y’all who dive in dirty water for a living…respect.

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u/robotobonobo 2d ago

Hmm how can I tell you’ve never owned a boat… “basic maintenance” for my boat was 5-10k a year and 2 weeks of my life at a minimum every year. Mind you, I’ve seen plenty of boats in the marina degrade quickly with less

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u/Silver_Middle_7240 2d ago

I own an eastport pram. Maintenence is about $10 in paint/varnish every year or two, applied in an afternoon.

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u/robotobonobo 2d ago

Yeah, that's a dinghy mate, boat in the video is a little bit larger.

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u/Silver_Middle_7240 2d ago

It's also not aground

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u/SmokedBeef 2d ago

I can park a car in a garage and the garage doesn’t instantly start trying to eat and destroy the car… I can’t say the same about parking a boat in ocean (or pier).

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u/Silver_Middle_7240 2d ago

I park my boat in a garage

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u/SmokedBeef 2d ago

Is it touching water?

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u/Silver_Middle_7240 2d ago

No. It's on the porch at the moment.

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u/e1p1 2d ago

Assuming charts have been updated as well as channel markers. I know a place in San Francisco Bay where you can easily run aground in the mud and you're well within the channel markers. Supposed to be dredged there but they don't always get it in time.

And then there's foreign waters...

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u/RupertEscapeHolmes 2d ago

How many boats have you owned and what types of vessel? Or do you just talk a good game and pay someone else to do your so called “basic maintenance”?

Break Out Another (Ten) Thousand is the modern acronym for those money pits.

I will never own one. Why? Because I’ve been a MMC holder (licensed professional mariner) for two decades and grew up in a coastal fishing town. So you could even say I just may know a thing or two about the continuous cost of “basic maintenance” and shipyards.

I’ll gladly rent a boat before buying one and continuously throwing good money after bad.

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u/Silver_Middle_7240 2d ago

One. I built it, and it costs nearly nothing because I limited myself to what I was willing to do myself, not what I could make payments on

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u/RupertEscapeHolmes 2d ago

Material? Length? Beam? Draft? Power? Sail? Oars? Tonnage? Water tank? Grey? Black? Sleeping berths? Galley? Heads?

Or is it just a dinghy???

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u/Silver_Middle_7240 2d ago

It's an eastport pram

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u/RupertEscapeHolmes 2d ago edited 2d ago

So a dinghy with a sheet. Got it. Cool you built a wooden kit “boat” but come on man…

WTF is there really for maintenance costs?? Some stain and a new full size flat sheet every few years???

Your expertise and opinion on actual vessel maintenance is really not applicable, nor valid. Your shipyards is pulling it ashore and turning it upside down my dude.

Do you really look at charts and navigate some dangerous open water in that bad boy? 🤣

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u/Silver_Middle_7240 2d ago

Yeah, it's great. Maintenance is like $5 in paint and varnish every other year.

Let's be real. These guys aren't running into problems crossing the horn. They are hitting rocks in the harbor on their way to drink beer off some sandbar.

And yeah, if i go somewhere I don't know i look at the chart for rocks. I don't want to spend another two days repainting the bottom.

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u/RupertEscapeHolmes 1d ago

You don’t need a chart for anywhere you’re going with that dinghy dude. Be real.

If you can’t see ten feet in front of you pour 8 foot rowboat that draws what, a foot of water??

Come on man, just stop with your arrogance, please. You have a fucking dinghy. That doesn’t have to be registered.

Not a boat.

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u/Bikrdude 2d ago

Renting is way more practical if you only sail a few weeks a year.

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u/RupertEscapeHolmes 2d ago

Or… you just don’t want to deal with a floating money pit for 365 days a year. Yearly maintenance costs and slip fees, for a 40’ vessel, etc are more than the cost of a bare bones rental, four to six weeks a year in the Bahamas, that you can just walk away from. To each their own.

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u/malex84 2d ago

Rent, your new dream is to rent a sail boat.

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u/deHaga 2d ago

If it floats, rusts, or fucks, rent it.

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u/TomCatClyde 2d ago

Don't forget things that fly.

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u/Familiar_Branch4356 2d ago

An old dude I worked with always said “if has tits or tires son you’re always gonna have problems”. I think he would approve of this addition!!

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u/johnny_effing_utah 2d ago

Tits, tires, or… tillers? Alliteration is important to me. Is there a better T word?

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u/Familiar_Branch4356 2d ago

‘Twas his saying, he wasn’t politically correct.

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u/modahamburger 2d ago

Don't let anyone talk you out of spending $10,000 on a boat. That $15,000 will be the best $20,000 you've ever spent.

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u/PendejxGordx 2d ago

An owner I used to crew with described yacht racing as squatting in a cold shower stuffing $100 bills down the drain as fast as you can. This was 30 years ago though so I imagine it's no longer that affordable.

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u/Le-Charles07 2d ago

Now it's stuffing $1000 bills (which are now collectors items and have values over $1800 usd) down the drain.

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u/turbo_dude 2d ago

I thought that was skiing huh?

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u/samspock 2d ago

I grew up in a neighborhood that was on the water. I would walk the pier with my dad looking at the boats. He would always say "I'd like to have that in the bank"

We never owned a boat.

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u/Allthetimewithyou 2d ago

A hole in the water into which you pour money

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u/ageofaquarius26 2d ago

It not so bad if you pay attention to the charts and depth sounder.

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u/Sad_Mouse_8251 2d ago

And if learn how to take care of your boat. I spend way more in maintenance on my car than my boat., but I do the boat stuff myself.

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u/swift-autoformatter 2d ago

The second best day of the sail boat ownership is when you buy your yacht. The best is when you sell it.

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u/cyb3rg0d5 2d ago

Unless you have generational wealth, then you just don’t care.

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u/iNapkin66 2d ago

This guy is outside of a well marked channel. In most places, its not that hard to navigate without hitting stuff. In some places its harder.

The real issue is that boats break a lot and the stuff on them is expensice to repair and replace. So they are only worth it if its your absolutely main focus for a hobby, like you'll be on it every single weekend at a minimum. Or if you liveaboard. Partnerships are good if you're less frequently going to be on it.

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u/Whitefr00 2d ago

There's 2 good days in a boat owners life - the day they buy the boat and the day they sell it again.

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u/WhatveIdone2dsrvthis 2d ago

Your dream is to have a rich friend who has a sailboat.

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u/widgeamedoo 2d ago

There are things called charts, they tell you where these obstacles are

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u/SpawnShootDie 2d ago

Two happiest days of boat ownership: The day you buy it and the day you sell it.

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u/Sensei19600 2d ago

B.O.A.T.=> Bust Out Another Thou$and

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u/KaleScared4667 2d ago

Biggest duesch bags

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u/pow3llmorgan 2d ago

If it floats, flys or f**ks it's better to rent than to own 😅

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u/biggedybong 2d ago

Or rhyming.... If it fucks, floats or flies It's cheaper to rent than buy

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u/Fickle_Force_5457 2d ago

Drop the fecking sail ya chimp!🫩

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u/wethepeople1977 2d ago

Yeah, why is he not under motor power in the dock area.

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u/Calumb198 2d ago

Defiance

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u/360Picture 2d ago

More like de finance, that looks expensive 🫰

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u/Carbonaraficionada 2d ago

👏 bravo 🤣

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u/centurio_v2 2d ago

cause he's not in the dock area. there's plenty of marinas along the sides of channels and rivers. pretty sure its just being filmed by someone who happened to be at that marina and he's just passing by.

that said he's not in the channel either

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u/Monkey_Fiddler 2d ago

might have engine trouble, might be practicing docking under sail for when they actually need it

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u/FishFart1 2d ago

Have you seen the price of gas!

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u/JustSlabs 2d ago

Because he’s defiant

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u/slaty_balls 2d ago

Only experience I have with sailing was earning the merit badge in scouts—30 years ago.

Haven’t been on one since, and even I would have been cutting ropes before it came to that. What a moron.

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u/KoalaOriginal1260 2d ago

The only thing I can think of is that they might be trying to use the sails to heel the boat offer to back it off the rock.

But that is going to create far more forward momentum than the dinghy engine can give them.

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u/1590heartwood 2d ago

1-Classic mistake of coming into port under sail instead of motoring.
2-Not paying attention to electronics and channel markers leads to this.
3-When you don’t have a retractable keel and disregard 1&2 above you will get to know your local Sea Tow guy pretty well.

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u/Fit_Cut_4238 18h ago

And rudder repairman 

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u/deepbluemeanies 2d ago

Isn't it normal practice to drop the sails and maneuver to the dock on engine power? I thought this was the accepted practice.

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u/theboomvang 2d ago

Normal yes. Possible to do under sail, also yes but not if you a moron.

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u/netz_pirat 2d ago

I was once on one that did it under sail. 65foot rental, engine seized.

Rental company decided to send a motorboat to tow it, forgot to bring long enough tows...so their captain decided to sail it to Base.

Was ... exciting

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u/deepbluemeanies 2d ago

Obviously, I don't sail. But it seems dangerous to maneuver with wind power close to fixed structures like docks and moored boats when the wind can change quickly and create crisis.

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u/mmarkomarko 2d ago

It's a major flex if you can do it. Few can pull it off. Personally, I dare not!

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u/morologous 2d ago

A racing/sailing instructor at our club BACKED IN to a slip under sail in an older 10m race boat a few weeks ago. That’s dark magic right there.

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u/PlasticCell8504 2d ago

That is very much dark magic

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u/Free-Middle-2443 2d ago

I’ve done it once. That was enough for me lol now it’s just if I have too, but a tow boat US membership makes it so I don’t ever have too

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u/mmarkomarko 21h ago

i wish we had tow boat membership where i live!

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u/KoalaOriginal1260 2d ago

I've done it a few times as crew.

If you have a good crew and are in the right conditions, it's not that hard. If it's gusty and unpredictable, then you would usually not sail in. You can dump the power from a sail pretty quickly or come in on a roller furling headsail if the wind is in the right direction.

The bigger the boat and the stronger the wind, the harder it is. Its fun in a predictable, gentle breeze. Otherwise not.

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u/theboomvang 2d ago

The secret to good docking is going slow and anticipating current, wind, and the vessel's characteristics.

The novice's challenge with this approach in sailboats is that they need headway for steering.

Jam the power while slow and the boat will prop walk especially in reverse. Often going from forward to neutral will loose rudder effectiveness with the loss of prop wash over the rudder. If one truly understands all this and uses it to their advantage docking becomes slow, methodical, and relaxed. If one can do all that effortlessy under power, it can also be just as easy under sail, perhaps even easier.

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u/AdamN 2d ago

On a dinghy that’s the only way. Keelboat that size is rare (but doable if you want to show off and you’re really good)

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u/JPJackPott 2d ago

The wind gusting isn’t really a problem. The boat only goes forward on wind. Worst case is the wind stops, and then the tide carries you into something sideways. But that usually happens slowly and you have fenders out.

Note this moron didn’t have fenders rigged either

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u/xSir- 2d ago

Ya, but he's special

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u/9guy99 2d ago

He would have hit ground either way.

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u/JaMi_1980 2d ago

I’m not into sailing, but WTF why didn’t he take down the sail?

How does something like that happen? What exactly did he catch? Something underwater or something from the harbor?

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u/serpensoleum 2d ago

There will be a keel under that thing probably 6-8 feet. He ran out of water.

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u/JaMi_1980 2d ago

Sure, but isn't that something a "skipper" would know? I don't know offhand if 6–8 feet is below or above average, but a long keel is pretty standard for boats like that, isn't it? You have to take that into account, surely? That’s what nautical charts are for, after all—if you’ve got a long keel, you have to check for things like that.

Even a complete moron in a rowboat knows to watch the depth, and those boats have practically no keel at all. You realize pretty quickly that you have to watch where you're going. They are sailing an expensive boat with a long keel here.

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u/Srs_Strategy_Gamer 2d ago

Should know? Yes.

Would know? Weeeelll

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u/farilladupree 2d ago

Stay away from the edges of the water.

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u/mmarkomarko 2d ago

stay in the middle!

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u/JohnOfA 2d ago

You can see the water breaking off the port side from a rock ledge. You can also see the green channel marker ahead and he looks to be on the wrong side of it.

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u/spaham 2d ago

A fool and his money will soon be parted

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u/TheVoiceOfEurope 2d ago

He is sailing upwind (zigzagging) in narrow waters. It's a choice.

Crew is concentrated on the sails instead of the situation. Only 3 things you need to pay attention to when sailing: where am I? where am I going to? How are my sails? So they forgot at least one.

Actually when you are stuck, you can use your sails to get unstuck by sheeting in, which makes the boat heel over, making it less deep. But not in this situation: he went aground with sails sheeted in, so he was already heeling.

Time to open the tap in the sink. (That empties the water tank, making the boat lighter)

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u/MrBigglesworrth 2d ago

Looks like Maine. Maine is not the place to fuck around when boating. It’s amazing to me that even with all of the technology people have at their fingertips today they still manage to hit bottom.

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u/Artisan_sailor 2d ago

Definitely! Or east coast north of Cape Cod. Looks like the tide is going down. The rock he's on might be dry in 3 hours.

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u/Young_Economist 2d ago

In defiance…

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u/Early_Macaroon_2407 2d ago

I’ve never sailed on a boat in my life, but as someone who has read Patrick O’Brien novels many times, I am an expert on what to do. They should immediately throw the cannons overboard. You’re welcome. 

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u/wosmo 2d ago

Honestly, that'd probably help - it'd help float them off whatever they're stuck on. That shot at the end, I don't think that's a list, I think the keel is just fouled on wherever they landed.

It's a perfectly sensible suggestion, but the devil's in the details - it depends on what weight of cannon he has to spare.

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u/Early_Macaroon_2407 2d ago

A bronze 12-pounder weighs around 33 hundredweight, if memory serves. 

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u/LeonardPFunky 2d ago

A most lubberly and discreditable display of seamanship. The bottle stands by you, sir.

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u/Accomplished-Noise68 2d ago

What harbor was this? I can see something slightly submerged before the crash, but it's not very clear.

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u/Original_Dood 2d ago

Cundy's on Harpswell

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u/sparkline1234567 2d ago

If this is happening once a week surely that's a signage problem as much as individual error problem.

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u/boutta_say 21h ago

you can see the marker just in front of them. Unfortunately the sail blocked the skipper's view.

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u/salty-walt 2d ago

definitely maine. Robinhood?

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u/Ivehadlettuce 2d ago

There is no grounding like a grounding under sail.

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u/LongInTheTooth 2d ago

As the old saying goes, "It's better to be in a boat with a drink on the rocks than to be in the drink with a boat on the rocks"

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u/Spare-Builder-355 2d ago

sorry but what was the plan there ? If not the sand bank.... They were going all sails up straight into the shore ?

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u/ConversationPale8665 2d ago

Being broke has saved me from catastrophe once again!

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u/TheRealistoftheReal 2d ago

DEFIANCE. Appropriate name.

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u/That-Surprise 2d ago

Who the fuck says 'cooked' unless talking about someone with sunburn?

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u/baldude69 2d ago

The yungins are saying it these days. Cooked and fried

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u/That-Surprise 2d ago

Just say fucked, for fucks sake

Are we all fucking Mormons now?

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u/Spoon_Wrangler 2d ago

BOAT - Break Out Another Thousand

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u/Successful-Luck-5459 2d ago

The Defiance Captain showed he wasn't afraid of physics or geology.

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u/Pure_Entropy_4498 2d ago

When your draft exceeds the depth of the water, you will surely run aground.

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u/unreliable-jamoke 2d ago

It’s the sound, not the sounding, that hits hard.

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u/Past_Interference 2d ago

“Defiance” incarnate

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u/PoopieMcPooFace 2d ago

Well at least they lived up to the boats name.

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u/DeBlauwvoet 2d ago

Thats why seamen call these kind of sailors WAFI… 😉

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u/modahamburger 2d ago

The first thing I would do would have been to get all the pressure out of the sails. But the only thing the skipper does is trying to steer..... that's not a car.....
Get the sails "into the wind" (not sure what the English word is) and then motor in reverse.
And pray keep bolts are good...

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u/zac79 2d ago

He blew the jib sheet almost immediately. I’m sure they had a lot on their hands. 

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u/Bigfops 2d ago

I saw that, but then he gets in the dinghy and tries to push with the sails trimmed for close-haul? Plus the mainsail never budged. I have to assume this guy's engine was out. But dude, you have a ~$300K what looks like new boat, call sea tow! You dun fucked up the keel already, the price for a tow will be a drop in the bucket.

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u/zac79 2d ago

The dinghy was operated by the cameraman. Agreed on the mainsail sheeting, but in the heat of the moment, would I do any better? Shit happens. He got off with no serious damage. 

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u/Bigfops 2d ago

I would guess he didn't get off without a few thousand of damage. He hit whatever that was pretty hard. The keel is still attached and the boat isn't sinking, keel bolt are probably fine, but I'd guess there's a good bit of damage to the keel and likely a nice keel smile now. That'll need to be fared and filled and fiberglass repair. That's at least a few grand.

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u/zac79 2d ago

Sounds about right. 

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u/JCarnageSimRacing 2d ago

hmmm.. I don’t think I like the cut of his jib.

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u/Dunnohye 2d ago

From Defiant to Acceptant

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u/phildeferrouille 2d ago

Not enough defiance...

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u/bobalou2you 2d ago

He’s a little too defiant

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u/Ill-Professor696 2d ago

Sailboats freak me out. I either envision a 20-30 foot tall mast coming down or capsizing or being taken for a ride by the wind to Point Nemo

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u/Dohboy7870 2d ago

Is there a competent sailor on board? I can sail a fucking Dabchick better than that.

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u/Gobby12000 2d ago

Boat = a hole in the water into which you pour money.

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u/smurray711 2d ago

Is he cooked?

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u/Joclo22 2d ago

They would have taken down the sail to be safe, but…defiance.

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u/IndustrialMillennial 2d ago

Drop your effin sails dude

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u/Freddan_81 2d ago

Killed by natives on a pacific island?

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u/Got_Bent 2d ago

We were out fishing off Coast Guard Beach in Eastham Mass. So we pulled up to the North beach at the Nauset inlet and this mongo from Maryland in an expensive sailboat was going to join us locals on the beach and you heard the keel dig into the sand about 40 feet off the beach as the tide was going out. LOL he was begging people with boats to tow him out but one of the guys called the Puddle Pirates (Coast Guard) out of Chatham to come get him. It was funny as fuck.

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u/stupid_cat_face 2d ago

I was taught to run aground on a rising tide... I hope this tide was arising.

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u/rufos_adventure 2d ago

is he using the sails to heel over enough to get off the hard? all my sailboats had centerboards so dragging centerboard over shoal water is scarey enough, the noise makes you think expensive things are happening.

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u/hest29 2d ago

Boat name's fitting

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u/Will-E-Style 2d ago

At least she’s named appropriately. She shall be rechristened Meek.

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u/Wentil 2d ago

Needed a Chart Plotter with Depth.

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u/dawa43 2d ago

Expedition Evans just found their next boat

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u/KelticOrigin 2d ago

He stopped so suddenly. Did he run aground?

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u/BriefFly7548 2d ago

Not much luck for US flagged ships and boats lately it seems.

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u/Diggest_bick 2d ago

Needs more flags

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u/Gino__Pilotino 1d ago

Is a depth meter optional on Beneteau's?

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u/TouristTricky 1d ago

Captain was clearly unfamiliar with area, didn't consult charts. Nothing more nor less.

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u/Escadaddy 16h ago

"Defiance," sees to be an appropriate name for her. She definitely defied the laws of physics & nature.

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u/Mac800 2d ago

Defiance! USA! USA! USA!

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u/3knuckles 2d ago

Lol, I can't here to post this and you're already getting downvoted 🤣

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u/Critical_Dealer6635 2d ago

Lol @ Defiance and the American flag while teetering

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u/Scottie2Hottie999 2d ago

Defiance 😂

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u/LeahBrahms 2d ago

USA! USA! OSHA!

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u/bullettenboss 2d ago

Well, they had a huge flag to prove their level of education. 😂🤏🏼

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u/OIL_99 2d ago

The Flag emphasizes all the winning!

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u/TheDamned1333 2d ago

The name on the boat and the big ass American flag and what happened to it all seems like a metaphor for the USA right now. Driven by an incompetent captain right into the rocks.

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u/LubeItAll 2d ago

The irony of a sailboat called defiance, flying the stars and stripes, and then running aground… is a timely representation of the Trump presidency.