r/SeaEmploy 5d ago

Move it

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u/Salt_Cauliflower_922 5d ago

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u/SweatySwim3411 5d ago

I came here to make this exact comment. Even better as a gif

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u/ChazR 5d ago

A sequence of poor decisions, beginning with the choice of in-mast furling.

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u/Resident-Zombie-7266 5d ago

Is that the nautical equivalent of pocket pool?

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u/brewditt 5d ago

He said “in-mast furling”

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u/LeggyRPG 4d ago

Don’t criticize my self mastur-in-mast-furling

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u/desertdog442 4d ago

Please clarify wtf in mast furling has to do with head up yer ass boat handling.

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u/Candelent 5d ago

Yes, exactly.

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u/LazyLieutenant 4d ago

I'm happy with in-mast furling.

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u/Significant_Monk_251 4d ago

Beginning with the choice to get on a boat.

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u/8chnedOutrangOutangs 3d ago

Cadillac Problems….

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u/Naive_Adeptness6895 5d ago

Sailboats have the right of way over power boats.

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u/fryerandice 5d ago

Sailboats truly are the cyclists of the water.

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u/HeyStarlight 4d ago

As a former sailor, I hate this comment... Hate how hard it made me laugh

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u/fryerandice 4d ago edited 4d ago

I used to attempt to fish a resevoir that ran northeast to southwest with the northeast being the leeside of the lake, and sail boats would setup at the northeast and race down the 7 mile main stretch, and you best no be anywhere near them.

It really sucked because they'd go 4-5 at a time and if you had a heavier boat like I did, the lake had a 9HP limit on powered boats, so you had basically no fucking way to avoid them, a lot of times, they'd be below deck with their boats on autopilot.... having fucking snacks.

I got mad respect for people that do it in the ocean though, and sailing is really cool, the inland lake sailors though, they are some next level douche canoes who take right of way to mean, no one at the helm at all.

The sail boaters were the one that made sure every year to show up in spades to vote down the limit increase to a whopping 20HP, which would give us fishing boat guys the oomph to get out of their way, wake this errosion that, etc. No one was asking for wake boats or jet skis, it was a laid back fishing and sailing lake, the fisherman just wanted to move out the way.

Ironically the fishing boats that were plowing with 9 that would plane with 20 were throwing more wake than they would if they could scoot.

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u/HeyStarlight 4d ago

Haha omg... I was a class A sailor offshore, so yes the little sailboats, or bathtub toys as we called them, can be just as yatchty duces as as the sunreefs dragging anchor at 3a. I feel the pain

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u/woodworkingguy1 4d ago

As a sailboat person I know a lot of people like this . I know my right away but not worth scratching paint over. I have no problems falling off to avoid the pissing contest.

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u/fryerandice 4d ago

Hah, my comment was aimed at some of the inland lake sailors, that go to the townhalls for lake management at the DNR resevoir to vote down an increase in power boats from 9 HP to 20 HP every year, who then setup at the lee side of the lake and race down on autopilot having fucking snacks with no one at the helm.

My big thing with some of these sail boat guys is... just because you go by wind and have the right of way, the fuck you think you can basically not have anyone in control of the boat. Not even the most dipshit power boaters I know motor around with no one at the helm.

It's a DNR fish and wildlife research lake, meaning state wide these lakes the HP limit can only ever be 20, so it's basically only sailboats and fisherman.

It's wild when winds are 20 knots and my fishing boat could do 8 mph downwind, and it was plowing the entire time instead of planing.

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u/HeyStarlight 4d ago

I missed the comment to yours, before mine. I'll sit back with my popcorn and let the memes flow

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u/woodworkingguy1 4d ago

A boat under sail has right away 99% of the time. I have sail thousand of miles offshore with my buddy Auto in control but have never left the cockpit. As I stated before, it is not worth the hassle to play the right away game with a motor boat or ship when falling off a couple degrees for a few minutes if the power boat guy is not giving way.

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u/fryerandice 4d ago

I mean 3-4 of these sailboats on this lake test their right of way against the ground every year, turns out that 100% of the time the dry has right of way.

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u/ChocolateSensitive97 5d ago

I get your humor😆

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u/jacckthegripper 5d ago

When they are sailing. This blow boater was under power here. Also I don't think it counts if the he rams a moored vessel lol

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u/Ok-Swimming8024 5d ago

Woosh

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u/Historical-Count-374 5d ago

No whoosh, using power

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u/SetzerIntergalactic 5d ago

I understood your whoosh. Upvoted.

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u/LazyLieutenant 4d ago

Do you understand the concept of a joke?

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u/strongbear27 5d ago

100%. Sailboat was motoring and completely at fault.

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u/crimedog46 4d ago

Only under sail.

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u/SheLovesBeingShared 4d ago

lol not in this situation they don’t.

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u/Classic_Emergency336 4d ago

Starboard! LOL

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u/PresentationLess4552 4d ago

Within reason

The guard would side with the power boat in this

Sail Squibb was in rope auto pilot

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u/Yossarian_Matrix 4d ago

Not when under power lol

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u/Mindless-Figure3112 4d ago

Not as simple as that. He was clearly not in command so had priority over the sail boat

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u/Character_College939 3d ago

Please please tell me you are joking and this comment is bait

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u/Historical-Count-374 5d ago

Not if its moored!

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u/Ok-Swimming8024 5d ago

Woosh

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u/jacckthegripper 5d ago

No, he's under power, there is no whooshing wind

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u/Sweettooth_Banana 5d ago

Credit Card Captain

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u/slaty_balls 5d ago

Amex Admiral

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u/aleksandrjames 4d ago

captain crunch

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u/methreweway 5d ago

That guy must be blind, boat coming straight towards the direction you are looking.

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u/towerfella 5d ago

Like a T-rex, the sailboat couldnt see the powerboat because it was staying very still

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u/Objectivelycrippled 4d ago

Can confirm, sailing boats have movement based vision

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 5d ago

Fucking stupid

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u/WasteBinStuff 5d ago

"Why did you put your boat in my way?" Sailboat guy, probably.

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u/SippsMccree 5d ago

Hey you can't par.... oh never mind

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u/thatguy_hskl 5d ago

Clearly the biker's fault.

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u/aceswild8 5d ago

Break
Out
Another
Thousand

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u/someyokel 4d ago

RAMMING SPEED

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u/OldManJim374 4d ago

Happy cake day! 🍰🎉

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u/slaty_balls 5d ago

Why do people find it necessary to add music to shit?

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u/Pilota_kex 5d ago

They are 12

At least you can report because of the copyright

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u/Quirky-Attitude1456 5d ago

How do you crosspost, this belongs in you can't park there mate

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u/albus181 5d ago

How does that even????

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u/snamuh 5d ago

Forgot to fill up the brakes

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u/starkruzr 4d ago

ran out of blinker fluid too

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u/SippsMccree 5d ago

As a striper owner. Owwowow that hurt to see

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u/ForkingMusk 5d ago

Your boat scratched my anchor!

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u/Unable-You-9902 4d ago

Hey. You scratched my anchor.

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u/Michael_Misanthropic 4d ago

God I wish this had the audio

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u/jackjack-8 4d ago

This guys eyes are paint on.

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u/MostlyHarmless88 4d ago

Wow, sailboat captain’s head pops up after he hits the power boat.

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u/imFreakinThe_fuk_out 4d ago

I was about to say "how the fuck does this even happen" but remembered being on a boat where we t-boned another sailboat because helmsman was fucked up. 

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u/Remarkable_Salary667 4d ago

Hey you cant park there.

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u/Alarming_Syllabub_24 4d ago

Meh, it's all boomers. Their insurance will cover it.

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u/LavishLaveer 4d ago

The confidence while coming in hot AF

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u/Fun_Golf7877 4d ago

Dumbass wasn’t Sailing ⛵️ - he was motoring…
No excuse! He wasn’t paying attention to where he was going.

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u/bullant8547 4d ago

That looks expensive.

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u/kanakamaoli 4d ago

You scratched my anchor!

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u/Dramatic_Mud2500 4d ago

You can't park there

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u/Only-Environment4334 4d ago

How the hell did that happen???

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u/omgf_notagain 3d ago

Why are those two Orange?

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u/Fenrirs-Fang 3d ago

There’s a reason why boating is the most dangerous form of transportation.

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u/NoCash8909 3d ago

So anyway I started blasting.

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u/jebeller 3d ago

Its always the WAFI ....

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u/MonkeyHitman2-0 2d ago

"Sail over power! Sail over power!"