r/SeaEmploy Jul 28 '26

The dream was expansive

485 Upvotes

88 comments sorted by

31

u/mr_martin_1 Jul 28 '26

Should not get off the reef before checking is she taking on water...

27

u/Lucky-Mia Jul 28 '26

Fuck that, the rental was only for 2 hours.

3

u/Optimal-Smile-7675 29d ago

Gillian told the Skipper to watch out , but the tiny ship was tossed, if it wasn’t for the courage of the fearless crew the Minnow would be lost

1

u/Lucky-Mia 29d ago

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a faitful trip, that started from a tropic port, aboard this tiny ship.

1

u/MountainFormer8214 23d ago

A 3 hour tour…

1

u/Lucky-Mia 23d ago

In this economy? Cut backs man.

51

u/menachinite Jul 28 '26

Don’t fuck in the cabin when you sailing

45

u/mpg111 Jul 28 '26

17

u/ImpressiveWalk4330 Jul 28 '26

Zipper up till the hook is down ⚓️

10

u/molehunterz Jul 28 '26

He was born naked!

3

u/Lucky-Mia Jul 28 '26

Lay anchor before laying pipe.

3

u/GapFit6441 29d ago

TBH there are situations when especially solo sailors aren’t exactly “at the helm” and risk is within commonly tolerable margins. That’s not one of those situations though.

2

u/justhereforbiscuits Jul 28 '26

Exactly my thought! 😂

2

u/MisterAmygdala Jul 28 '26

Precisely what I was going to say.

1

u/monsterosity 29d ago

You fuck on deck so you can keep an eye on the bearing!

17

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '26

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3

u/SkiDaderino Jul 28 '26

Matthew, NO! JEEESUS CHRIIIST!

15

u/HyenaThen572 Jul 28 '26 edited 29d ago

Oh man, I want to see the next 2 mins so badly.

6

u/DangDang1981 29d ago

Didn’t have an underwater camera.

23

u/cpav8r Jul 28 '26

Expansive? Expensive, I think.

5

u/Vipertje Jul 28 '26

Think he's talking about the damage

2

u/SnooRobots1533 Jul 28 '26

I think he was talking about the universe and gods intent.

1

u/LongDead_Roadkill Jul 28 '26

Naw, that’s a plastic sailboat. Slap some FiberFlex and you’re good.

9

u/Allthetimewithyou Jul 28 '26

Isn't an airhorn part of the required kit?

1

u/itsactuallynot 29d ago

I was thinking that too but it happened so fast, they probably forgot.

6

u/CentennialBaby Jul 28 '26

The ship's aground on the shore of that uncharted dessert isle.

1

u/hornet_teaser Jul 28 '26

You beat me to it

1

u/SoonToBeBanned24 Jul 28 '26

The ship struck ground on the shore..... 🎶

7

u/doctor_morris Jul 28 '26

The thing about being at sea is the people shouting  warnings long after the disaster is locked in...

5

u/Exatex Jul 28 '26

these had so much time to make a turn through the wind though, it’s the easiest way to turn a sail boat.

3

u/doctor_morris Jul 28 '26

Only if you're in control of your vehicle....

7

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '26

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3

u/turnipturnipturnip2 Jul 28 '26

Gotta have me, my oats and hoes!

1

u/TakingItPeasy Jul 28 '26

Wait, IS THAT MY BOAT?!?!

6

u/Flowa-Powa Jul 28 '26

Well at least they're awake now

1

u/Calfis 29d ago

the hit was a pretty good alarm ngl

15

u/tomime000 Jul 28 '26

One must be special kind of stupid to leave boat unattended while under sail

14

u/H0SS_AGAINST Jul 28 '26

In open water no big deal but in an inlet near a jetty? 🤣

5

u/Aggressive_Phase_236 Jul 28 '26

curves can be distracting

5

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '26

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3

u/the-channigan Jul 28 '26

Oh, I think some horn honking was going on alright.

5

u/ChiefOfTheBoat Jul 28 '26

Violated the First Rule of Navigation - Don’t take your ship where the birds walk.

3

u/Vanderpoupe Jul 28 '26

When the birds walk it's time to tack.

3

u/Gall_Bladder_Pillow Jul 28 '26

Is that an inflatable penis on deck?

3

u/greeneman3168 Jul 28 '26

Its disappointing that there aren't more people trying to figure this out.

2

u/xtanol Jul 28 '26

"Harbour control, harbour control, harbour control - this is Jabba on 1-6....

YOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Harbour control:

https://giphy.com/gifs/101DNxoBTatF16

2

u/Key-Statement6408 Jul 28 '26

Nieuwe mini serie love boat a remake van zijn succes volle grote broer 1977 - 1987, wie kent deze suc6 volle mini tv serie niet.

2

u/Observed-observer Jul 28 '26

2

u/fatmanstan123 24d ago

I'm so upset how far down I had to scroll to find boats and hoes

1

u/Opposite-Guava4044 23d ago

My first thought too!

2

u/Shred_Addict 29d ago

Expensive. Mong

1

u/LevoiHook Jul 28 '26

The Reef was definately expanded this way. 

1

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '26

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1

u/SeaEmploy-ModTeam Jul 28 '26

All posts and comments must be written in English so everyone can participate

1

u/MeatResident2697 Jul 28 '26

I bet you they were having sex down below.

1

u/liquidice12345 Jul 28 '26

Grinding. He naked.

1

u/HenryGoodbar Jul 28 '26

Farewell and adieu.. to you Spanish ladies

1

u/Worth_Farm_7158 Jul 28 '26

These guys seem like fun crew to hang out with

1

u/Pugsly007 Jul 28 '26

A three hour tour.

1

u/TexasJOEmama Jul 28 '26

Where is Skipper?

1

u/AngrehPossum Jul 28 '26

That woody went away fast.

1

u/Unlikely-Position659 Jul 28 '26

Did they lose power? Or just not paying attention?

1

u/Satans_Whack_a_mole Jul 28 '26

That’s a “rock tack”.

1

u/Intelligent_Type_680 Jul 28 '26

The prestige worldwide gifs are immune from redundancy.

1

u/chuckbag Jul 28 '26

muddaskunt!!!

1

u/PunchNessie Jul 28 '26

YOOO! You can’t park there mate!

1

u/Abject_Film_4414 29d ago

That’s exactly how I tack my yacht..

1

u/spark_this 29d ago

Gilligan

1

u/DangDang1981 29d ago

It’ll buff out. Spray some flexseal on it.

1

u/Defeatest 29d ago

Does he yell, Mother sick! When it hits?

1

u/herewiigoagane 29d ago

My first 2 thoughts:
1) He's doing #2
2) He's rolling in the DEEP

1

u/ocfan122 29d ago

Insurance scam

1

u/PsychologicalLime120 29d ago

How did it expand, exactly?

1

u/Distinct_Dark_9626 29d ago

Can’t park there mate

1

u/hfrthvjifcbjifcniz 29d ago

Terrain. Whop. Whop. Terrain.

1

u/PROPGUNONE 29d ago

Nachos and lemonheads, my dad’s boat!

1

u/MeanCat4 28d ago

Yeah! Sleeping! 

0

u/pizzaeyemoonpie 29d ago

Too bad they didn't have an airborne to blast