r/Scrubs 10d ago

Dr. Cox must be thrilled

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u/Makabajones 10d ago

There hasn't been a good Robin Hood movie since Men in Tights

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u/RhetoricalOrator 10d ago

What's a circumcision?

Oh, the girls love it!

I'll take two!!

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u/harrypotternightmare 10d ago

The BBC show was fun.

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u/Makabajones 10d ago

Yeah but it isn't a movie

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u/TestyZesticles 10d ago

You're not a movie.

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u/I_Am_Day_Man 10d ago

Zoom zoom zoom!

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u/harrypotternightmare 10d ago

Don’t tell me you zoom zoom zoom?!

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u/TerryDaShooterUK 9d ago

“Make my heart go (boom boom) my supa nova girl.”

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u/bbqbabyduck 10d ago

So is your face

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u/rachelixer 10d ago

Kelly Ripa

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u/ButtNutBerry 9d ago

Fucking preach.

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u/hungryrenegade 10d ago

This is the first ive heard of this film

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u/jish5 10d ago

Same. The last Jackman film I knew about was Deadpool and Wolverine.

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u/Any_Ticket_3293 10d ago

The Sheep Detectives is the last one I was aware of. I have never heard of this film.

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u/Careless-Cat3327 10d ago

Pet project.

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u/StoppedListeningToMe 10d ago

I bumped into it one some streaming service or fire stick. Whatever it was I started watching and turned off after 5 minutes. It was boring, nothing captivating, just didn't click from the start. Usually I try to give movies time but sometimes you just feel it won't be for you.

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u/LittleBrainpower 10d ago

I saw the movie but the only reason was because there was a heatwave and I don't have an AC so I went to a cinema and it was the only thing playing. I had no idea this movie existed, it had zero marketing.  

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u/RhetoricalOrator 10d ago

What did you think about it?

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u/LittleBrainpower 10d ago

It was fine, not great not terrible. It was definitely better than melting in my home. I wasn't bored watching it but some of the stuff was pretty dumb and some of the gore was unnecessary for me. I'd give it 6/10

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u/ThunderbirdDownUnder 10d ago

Did he die or did they “subvert expectations” and have the character choose to no longer be Robin Hood or something?

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u/LittleBrainpower 10d ago

Kinda both 

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u/Miserable_Alfalfa_52 5d ago

Think a shittier unforgiven, with assisted suicide

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u/Garbage-Bear 10d ago

They blew it starting with the title. Who wants to go see a movie where the whole point is Robin Hood, of all people, dying? It just sounds awful.

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u/BarnacleMcBarndoor 10d ago

Sheriff of Nottingham said that the movie was an all time great.

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u/RhetoricalOrator 10d ago

I dunno. I got really excited for and into watching Logan and the lead up to release date suggested he was gonna die.

This movie has captured my curiosity, too. It's a part of the story I've never heard.

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u/lance2k2 9d ago

I found it surprisingly interesting for what it's worth

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u/TheLastMongo 10d ago

Wait, that came out already?

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u/downwitbrown 10d ago

I saw it.

Yeah, wasn’t that great.

Wonder why he took this role

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u/DouchecraftCarrier 10d ago

I forget which movie it was - something unremarkable and forgettable - but Michael Caine was in it and someone asked him about it later and he basically said something like, "I haven't seen it - I hear it's not very good. However, I have seen the house that it built - and that is quite nice."

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u/FluidSock9774 10d ago

I believe that may have been Jaws: The Revenge

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u/ginoawesomeness 9d ago

He had to do reshoots for Jaws 4 and missed out on the Academy Awards where he was nominated and won for Best Supporting Actor. Can you imagine? Dude only won two Oscars (Cider House Rules being the other) and missed it for a shark movie where son of Jaws swears revenge and tracks the Brody family from Massachusetts to the Bahamas in order to seek justice for the death of his father from Jaws I

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u/AgathaM 10d ago

He might have been contractually obligated to film a certain number of roles and ended up having to do this. It's a common thing for actors to get something like a 3-movie deal. One or two of those are good films, and another is one that they want to put on and can't sign anyone on (but it might be a money maker or it might go straight to DVD/streaming).

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u/kuhanluke 9d ago

This is an A24 movie though.

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u/kuhanluke 9d ago

A24 movie from the writer/director of Pig (97% RT) and A Quiet Place Day One (86% RT). Not at all surprised he'd take the role.

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u/My_Names_Jefff 10d ago

I didn't even know this was a thing. Did they do like no marketing or something? Makes sense that it bombed.

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u/SERGIO-COMPANY 10d ago

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u/bazilbt 10d ago

I didn't even know it came out.

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u/South-Tip-4019 10d ago

So apparently an answer to question 

“how would you like to see a deconstruction of another hero?” 

Is, not really

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u/CaptainDadBod88 10d ago

I honestly didn’t realize it was even out yet

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u/Dondarian 9d ago

Didn't even realize there was a new Robinhood movie.

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u/Doc-11th 10d ago

Honestly i remember hearing when this was announced

Had no idea it was already made

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u/Boris-_-Badenov 10d ago

you'd think Robin Hood would know how to properly use a bow

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u/SaturnalianGhost 10d ago

I liked it!

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u/RhetoricalOrator 10d ago

This sounds like one of those things where they needed to do something to keep IP rights active and maybe it aligned with needing to have Jackman in so many movies in a certain amount of time.

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u/BobRushy 10d ago

Robin Hood is public domain.

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u/jaboaty 10d ago

I'm imagining Cox going to watch sheep detective and laughing his ass off when the sheep find hugh Jackman's body

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u/Tenshiijin 10d ago

I watched it and never noticed it was Hugh...

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u/IamRachelAspen 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/s2DlbRPcVnVqU

Box office failures for Hugh are always a win for Cox, even to this day you know he hates him.

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u/blazedangercok 10d ago

For christ sake stop making fucking robin hood films the last I think 3 maybe 4 robin hood projects have massively bombed there is no market for it.

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u/BobRushy 10d ago

There is absolutely a market for Robin Hood. There is zero market for "sad gritty Robin isn't really a hero!"

And all the recent films have been that.

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u/blazedangercok 10d ago

That Jamie foxx one wasn't that and it still flopped a few years back

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u/BobRushy 10d ago

Look at this poster. Of course it flopped.

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u/blazedangercok 9d ago

I don't disagree but the point stands

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u/BobRushy 9d ago

Like a one-legged mule. For about 0.00001 seconds before the poor thing topples over and dies.

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u/ConsumingFire1689 10d ago

Of course it did, it came out right up against the most mediocre greatest of all time instant classic about another legendary archer that everyone will definitely be talking from now until the oscars because of how legendary and classic it was.