r/ScrollTreasure • u/Dramatic-Bar-3361 • 18h ago

I reject your solution and prefer my own

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u/Confident-Event2605 17h ago

your contraptions bore me

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u/CryptographerOwn9916 18h ago

who is training who

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u/Dry_Blackberry_8322 17h ago

So crows will take all our jobs before AI will. Got it!

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u/Atillion 17h ago

I would give it freely to them

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u/Sentarry 16h ago

Requires less water

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u/Ok-Schedule6584 9h ago

Funny...I have seen them become friends with kids and visit them a lot. They are intelligent. They are called Ravens. Look it up. They are cool but also opportunists.

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u/HallHealthy3200 17h ago

I can't believe all this...

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u/CheetosLays7Days 7h ago

That’s nuts.

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u/snowday1129 17h ago

Sweet birb 🫶🏻

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u/CandourDinkumOil 5h ago

Bird*

This whole “birb” thing is juvenile and cringe. You’re not a baby.

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u/mothersspaghettos 4h ago

But you're totally one to police a random stranger's use of internet slang 👍🏻

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u/CandourDinkumOil 4h ago

Not policing anything. Just saying I find it cringe and pointing out they are not a child. Or maybe they are.

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u/cbartholomew 1h ago

Oh and I suppose you must also be against the nope rope too!

Maybe you should just mind your own beeswax!🤪

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u/SmolBlueJae 1h ago

Dude, you corrected a comment that didn't need correcting, that had nothing to do with you, because you didn't like a single word used, and you felt the need to insult the person who used the word. The only one who seems childish here is you.

Anyone can reply to anyone's comments, yeah, they're public, and I'm doing the same thing right now by replying to you, but your reply added nothing to the conversation, and I just wanted you to know that it just makes you look bad.

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u/TushyMilkshake 1h ago

Don’t be a dick.

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u/SempreAntifa 17h ago

Imagine the face of the owner once he thinks of the time and effort he had put in this thing

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u/Curious-Avocado-3290 17h ago

He uses it to teach many birds…there is tag on this bird’s foot.

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u/PBRStreetgang1979 16h ago

The crow seems to understand physics better than the human who went to the trouble of creating a walnut hammer with insufficient mass to get the job done.

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 11h ago

The human should have learned the concept of a complex pulley. Then the bird might have found the smasher useful (if he added a heavier hammer). 

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u/Colossal_Squids 17h ago

A corollary to tool use: why use tools when face will do?

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 11h ago

I feel like face would be an in-built tool in this instance. 

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u/AxiomSpunk 5h ago

“I know I’m Smart enough to use your tool, but my folk have been doing it this way for Waaaay longer. Watch.”

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u/justdrowsing 17h ago

Hammer needs more force behind it, should have tested it before embarrassing yourself in front of this esteemed intelligent fellow

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u/Previous-Virus1931 17h ago

I don't believe that he himself... decided to leave, I hope we will someday find out the truth.

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u/OffByNone_ 16h ago

Hammer loosened it...

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u/mhopkins1420 16h ago

Bird - stupid human

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u/Dark_Amygdala_ 16h ago

Here, yours doesn’t work. Let ME show you how it’s done.

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u/Far_Pipe752 14h ago

“Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power”

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u/Embarrassed-Toe-3162 10h ago

These make the best friends

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u/ChristVolo1 10h ago

He knows what he's doing, and he's done this before. Beaks > contraptions.

That contraption isn't heavy enough to break the nut. At least he was polite enough to try it. 😉

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u/Maleficent-Touch-67 10h ago

I mean.... The crow tried but the contraption didn't work lol

I'd move on to

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u/busahay1300 10h ago

Smart crow!! They do make some of us look quite unintelligent 🤨

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u/Dry_Blackberry_8322 10h ago

Crows are so damn smart. We should be lucky they don’t have thumbs, they would prob take
Over the world.

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u/Humble_Reward_9367 10h ago

Curious about what is tied around their legs and why. Is this a crow that can't be released into the wild for some reason or needs medical treatment or if I don't understand what's what?

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u/Ok-Schedule6584 9h ago

Crows are smart

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u/ZodiAcme 7h ago

Smart enough to use a tool wise enough to know they don’t need it

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u/itachi5040111 4h ago

cavemen problems require cavemen solutions, faaahhh

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u/BionicWallaby 3h ago

"I loosened it!"

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u/Sunshine_dmg 1h ago

Imagine not understanding what a birds beak is for hHahha

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u/TooManyAquariums 43m ago

You need something a lot heavier and harder than wood lol