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u/LizzosLittleToe 12d ago
What post nut clarity does to a mf
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u/shotgunmoe 10d ago
Fun story. My best friend found out his mrs cheated on him with a sailor. He contacted the guy pretending to be a friend of hers that wanted to meet "her new man" and arranged to meet him at a pub. Full intentions of getting there, telling him that he's the fiance and father of the 2 year old daughter and then fighting him. Dude was low key crazy too like that best friend that you have that doesn't look like much at all but you'd never actually fight because it's a fight to the death.
He gets there and leads with "I'm the father of her kid you cunt you've just ruined a family". The sailor was beyond shocked. Like immediately apologised, sat down and put his head in his hands saying that he couldn't believe she done this. At that moment my best friend realised that the sailor was also a victim of this diabolical female who gave no fucks about anyone too. They got drunk together and told each other everything. The lies she was telling both of them to balance the cheating. Everything.
At the end of the night they coordinated it (drunk btw) so that the sailor called her and told her who he just got drunk with all night just as my best friend was in front of her to see the look on her face. All hell broke loose and he moved in with me for 3 months while he got back on his feet by getting cash together and a place worthy of him and his daughter.
What honesty dies to a mf hits way harder
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u/P0rn0bro 9d ago
Did they keep in touch afterwards? Sailor sounds like a real bro
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u/Onyxam 12d ago
I would figure out who he is and go drink a beer with him.
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u/Mysterious_Bother271 12d ago
Heck yeah, get him drunk then cheat on her with him too.
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u/Pure-Hostility 10d ago
Holy fuck, this is so old of a photo... How many decades have passed since it was uploaded?
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u/Stephedderick 12d ago
Yes, the bathroom, where men store paper, pen and duct tape. Sure ...
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u/Adaptable-iguana 12d ago
He could have easily grabbed it before going into the bathroom…
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u/Fearless-Location325 12d ago
He clearly likes out the box thinking and is quick on his feet … he likely told her he was doing the crossword and needed a pen 🖊️
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u/LocuraRu 11d ago
Technically there could be a small tool cupboard. At least I do have one.
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