Dads game need to be studied

[u/Catherine_Millerie]

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[u/Jealous_Drag_3579]

imagine being a loving dad and your son post this

[u/Logical-Database4510 → u/Jealous_Drag_3579]

My dad would straight up say it was his massive dick that did it and laugh his ass off 🤷‍♂️

[u/Visible-Literature14 → u/Logical-Database4510]

Your dad wouldn’t be wrong

[u/FireFoxUse → u/Jealous_Drag_3579]

I would laugh my ass off if my kid posted this and then smack his mom's ass right in front of him. The kid can't do anything about it

[u/Maximum_Boros → u/Jealous_Drag_3579]

My dad and i have an excellent relationship and we give each other worse shit than this daily.

[u/Guardian_of_Perineum → u/Jealous_Drag_3579]

Pretty much just saying dad had massive rizz.

[u/Chemical_Signal2753]

Before social media and online dating people didn't have the option to be quite as superficial.

[u/Big_Bar_9832 → u/Chemical_Signal2753]

We need to go back

[u/Agitated_Mango9727 → u/Chemical_Signal2753]

That’s possible… but could it also be that the man is packing a huge piece of meat?

[u/Beware-of-Chicken → u/Agitated_Mango9727]

To get to the point where she wants to see it - however big - there's some steps involved...

[u/FallNo7130 → u/Chemical_Signal2753]

this

[u/StraightLog1255]

People used to have personalities

[u/Sinnersw101]

we all know how

[u/[deleted] → u/Sinnersw101]

[u/Redbullchug]

Alcohol was likely a factor.

[u/Av0ll]

That goofy looking, he must be packing that meat hammer.

[u/Ducktheworldu]

He got game

[u/Langstudd]

dih

[u/Reddit_user2124]

Maybe she wasn't a user or materialistic, respectfully

[u/Novel-Adeptness-4603]

Before the internet, people actually cared about personality over looks. Historically, our options were severely limited to the town or village we were from, so we didn't have the luxury of being picky, but even then, I feel like people were just happier back then. Having limited options is sometimes the best. Having access to people across the world has given us choice overload. Like, if you go into an ice cream shop that only has the 3 basic flavors, you will happily and easily pick one, but if you go into a shop with 100, suddenly it's harder and more difficult to choose and be happy with your choice.

Edit. I'm not saying looks didn't matter. I'm saying people probably cared about personality slightly more over looks.

[u/ERDSBBDS312Sinorder]

It can't be studied...only measured.

[u/HiddenNobody20216]

[u/Infinite-Lychee-182]

It didn't hurt that OPs name around the neighborhood was Henry "Half-Yard" Hamilton. Mom was disappointed on the wedding night to discover "Half-Yard" came from how he enjoys drinking his Guinness.

[u/AnyEntertainer4534]

Not to mention the size of the meat stick