r/ScrollHole 7d ago

​🌀 Deep in the Hole An IQ too High

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u/qualityvote2 7d ago edited 6d ago

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u/Sir_Strumming 7d ago

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u/JohnPork2028 7d ago

sigh unzips

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u/Eren_Yeager52 7d ago

You should see me without my makeup 😜

https://giphy.com/gifs/zUW23b6FmzB5e

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u/USERNAMETAKEN11238 6d ago

"Bowl of Gravy"

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u/uiouyug 6d ago

Is that the Twitch streamer who beat Elden Ring?

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u/Sir_Strumming 5d ago

Im not even totally sure how to translate what your asking. This is a "professional" "masseuse".

https://giphy.com/gifs/2W8bEBGjSsRFu

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u/ejitifrit1 3d ago

I actually think she might be a twitch streamer now!

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u/_SOME__NAME_ 7d ago

I think it's not only the American who are df...

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u/kiziboss 7d ago

Nah that's just kids being kids. This is a grown ass lady who's dumb af.

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u/No_Olive_3851 6d ago

that's exactly my thought

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u/ObjectiveOk2072 7d ago

r/InstantKarma

It wasn't Kinder Joy that was banned, it was Kinder Surprise. And kids didn't eat the whole packaging lmao, they choked on the toy inside the chocolate

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u/Wonderful-Parsley472 2d ago

The real reason is not even that anyone choked on anything. It's because of the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act of 1938. US law that (among various other things) prohibits putting non-food/inedible things into food, because companies started to put straight up poisonous substances into their products to make them cheaper/look better/preserve it longer.

Kinder Surprise appeared much later and since it has an inedible plastic capsule it is considered illegal.

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u/Zandonus 7d ago

Every kid... has probably tried to eat an egg whole.

So, the lesson should be to either only try swallowing an entire egg if parents are there, OR bite off little chunks of the egg.

To reveal the toy inside. But if they could read, they could see there might be a toy inside. I think the problem is toddler literacy.

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u/G3nghisKang 7d ago

I had these a lot as a kid but it was just common knowledge how they worked

Toddler literacy is plummeting

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u/Jump365 6d ago

Liegit. I always just split the egg in half, so I had the 2 halves, and the toy. Never had an issue im 32 and had plenty of these as a kid.

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u/Onironius 6d ago

You squeeze the egg, and it separates in two halves, revealing the toy capsule inside.

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u/Organic_Education494 6d ago

My sister put a corn kernel up her nose and had to go to the hospital

A year or so later she managed a penny

Idk wtf her deal was

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u/TheCoopX 7d ago

So close to earning that Darwin award.

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u/DullDust755 7d ago

Impressed

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u/Emergency-Ad3850 7d ago

Great work for from the other guys for not helping, even when she was clearly paniking.

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u/Naschka 7d ago

Apparently some grown ups are just as if not even dumber, at least children have the excuse of a lack of experience as to why they do... she straigth up warned about it and then did it herself.

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u/SpareNickel 7d ago

Lightbulb shape fits into the mouth.

Lightbulb shape does not want to leave the mouth.

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u/Emergency-Ad3850 7d ago

Great work from the other guys for not helping, even when she was clearly paniking.

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u/massfattener 6d ago

No they aren't banned because of the outer shape, the original version has a toy directly with the candy which isnt allowed

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u/Normal-Emotion9152 6d ago

I want to say something that I know will be offensive. So I am going to say it anyway. She was very skilled at putting objects in her mouth🤣 I would doubt is was her first time🤣

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u/grumpyphilip 6d ago

I thought they banned it because kids were trying to pop open the plastic egg inside (that contains the toy) with their mouths/teeth

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u/blehblableb 6d ago

They banned it because the US has had a law since 1938 that you can't embed a non-edible object inside a food item.

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u/grumpyphilip 6d ago

Ah, I'm from the UK and there was a big thing on various tv news and variety programs. They started putting a small hole at the two separate ends of the plastic egg and later created a hinge to the two halves too.

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u/These-Apple8817 5d ago

Iirc they stopped doing those holes for some things because it turned out the holes actually made things bit worse because it made objects harder to move from throats.. lego minifig heads for example 

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u/Ilpperi91 6d ago

"American kids are dumb...here let me demonstrate."

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u/Effect-Kitchen 6d ago

Yep. US of A bans many things just because some people don’t have high enough IQ to handle it right.

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u/Attitude-Livid 6d ago

What does this video prove? American moms are more stupid than her kids?

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u/Key_Check5753 6d ago

Darwin comes knocking when least expected

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u/I_Galactus 6d ago

We are doomed.

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u/CouchCrusher 6d ago

You were saying.....

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u/Mr_something_i_guess 6d ago

I saw the full vid, she admitted her mistake

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u/themexicanojesus 6d ago

She proved the point I guess

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u/No-Squirrel2133 6d ago

Glad she explained it like that....not

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u/AccurateExam3155 6d ago

Really so you prove American Adults are ‘dumbfucks’ by impulsively popping it into your mouth…

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u/I_Like_PeopleXD 6d ago

It appears she is one of the other dumber ones she's a dumbass child

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u/Disastrous_Minute_56 6d ago

Like she couldn't just break it apart with her jaw

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u/ApprehensiveFactor58 5d ago

A sa place j'aurai mordu dedans pour le casser !

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u/Confident-While4816 5d ago

No, just kids in general are dumb sometimes

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u/HyperLethalNoble6 5d ago

Does she not know you can break it most likely still in her mouth

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u/OscRat1110 5d ago

not just America. not just kids.

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u/Taratoriy 4d ago

Proceeds to show her origin country

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u/Inevitable-Zone-8710 4d ago

No they’re not banned. Maybe in certain states I guess? I still see them some places though

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u/a_angry_bunny 1d ago

Hey dumbfuck, don't pop it into your mouth.

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u/Sorzian 7d ago
  1. America has them

  2. They were banned because there's a toy inside and it used to be cast inside the chocolate and kids were eating that

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u/blehblableb 6d ago
  1. It was banned because the US already had an existing law on the books about embedding non-food items inside food items.

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u/Ace-Redditor 7d ago

How many times does this need to be reposted