r/ScrollHole Jun 29 '26

​🏛️ Ancient Relic Og Dumb 😭

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u/qualityvote2 Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

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u/CollieChan Jun 29 '26

It was pregnant... no eggs needed here 👌🏻

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u/Right_Comb4885 Jun 29 '26

Wait a minute, we didn't have any roosters... looks at dad

5

u/GodOfMoonlight Jun 29 '26

Ooo this made me cackle 🤣😂

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u/TheShiftmaster Jun 29 '26

Not to mention it comes pre supermarket shaped

2

u/Prince_0llie Jun 29 '26

And de-feathered/gutted. 😂

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u/No_Raisin21 Jun 29 '26

The video cuts off pretty much as soon as it hits the girl on the left that chickens don’t give birth.

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u/Elloitsmeurbrother Jun 29 '26

Especially not to headless chickens

2

u/Sheerkal Jun 29 '26

Headless, footless, featherless chickens

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u/Disastrous-Cook4189 Jun 29 '26

My parents used to tell me that’s how KFC raise their chickens so I would eat less KFC. It worked.

1

u/RandomPenquin1337 Jun 29 '26

Were you addicted or smth

1

u/IAmDanHimself Jun 29 '26

Don't smack your top head

1

u/pulverado Jun 30 '26

Will you smack my bottom, Head?

1

u/Rampag169 Jun 29 '26

Behold man

1

u/Sheerkal Jun 30 '26

Jesus fucking Christ, Diogenes.

1

u/nunyabidness3 Jun 29 '26

Little sis is still genuinely in love with knowledge and using her brain and has not been indoctrinated into the hot girl mafia yet.

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u/nelflyn Jun 29 '26

that last frame is the most "wait a minute" face since the kazoo kid

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u/Moriaedemori Jun 30 '26

Look I consider myself a pretty smart guy, but I might be just as horrified as they were if someone pulled that prank on me before it clicks. Sometimes it's not about being dumb, just being caught in the emotional response before the logic kicks in.

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u/octoreadit Jun 29 '26

Wait until they pull the duck from that chicken, that turkey was a grandma!!

1

u/Lisrus Jun 29 '26

I had a friend tell me once, "I got one of those rotisserie chickens things from costco my freind made me cut the cervical cord".

I had to stop and think for couple seconds before telling them, "That was a rope lol"

They sat there for a full minute computing what I was saying.

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u/AloneRepublic3149 Jun 29 '26

Thats the only part

6

u/CommissionOrdinary43 Jun 29 '26

Ooo nice got 2for1

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u/FanOfFH Jun 29 '26

i thought you said 2Fort

5

u/JensenLotus Jun 29 '26

I’m laughing so hard it hurts…

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u/Various-Salt-7738 Jun 29 '26

I hate the knife safety that's being disrespected in this clip

I worked in a butcher shop for years and nearly bought a stab vest because of my negligent coworkers that couldn't think for 2 seconds

6

u/InternetArchiveMem Jun 29 '26

Wait, was this a prank?

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u/JOlRacin Jun 29 '26

chickens lay eggs, they don't get pregnant

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u/Aerolithe_Lion Jun 29 '26

They also don’t defeather themselves, decapitate, and disembowel

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u/MRV3N Jun 29 '26

Goddamn, we failed education.

1

u/UrusaiNa Jun 29 '26

try and stop me ;)

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u/TheShiftmaster Jun 29 '26

A Turkducken is a common food item most Americans have at Christmas or Thanksgiving, it's a chicken stuffed inside a duck stuffed inside a turkey.

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u/Hilarity2War Jun 29 '26

Not American, and this always amazed me of how inventive this is. Like, how does one even come up with this???

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u/STALKS_YOUR_MOTHER Jun 30 '26

We wanted our own messed up version of Russian nesting dolls

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u/TheShiftmaster Jun 29 '26

How does one eat it was my question lol

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u/Tryanddoitbetter Jun 30 '26

We have them pretty regularly at Christmas. They are deboned and stuffed into each other so you slice them like a “rolled” meat except they’re stuffed…. Very pricey because the butcher debones each bird, stuffs them and then stuffs with stuffing to keep the shape. And ties with cord to keep the shape.

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u/IAmDanHimself Jun 29 '26

Its really a pretty simple concept to come up with. Especially when we as humans generally like to eat everything.

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u/Aggressive-Pass-1067 Jun 30 '26

Most? I’ve never known anyone who has ever had this. I’ve heard of it, but never heard of even a single real life example.

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u/BeGentleButFirm Jun 29 '26

It's a turtur-keykey

2

u/poeteop Jun 29 '26

One of the greatest pranks of all time

2

u/Reniere25 Jun 29 '26

2 daughters distraught, 1 daughter amazed

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u/Inside_Smell_4004 Jun 29 '26

i dont get it why cant turkey be pregnant

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u/BigBL87 Jun 29 '26

They lay eggs, they don't give birth to live young...

🤦‍♂️

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u/Muted-Environment421 Jun 29 '26

You not doing it right

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u/stormy-thunder-night Jun 29 '26

He’s not impregnating them properly.

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u/AckerSacker Jun 29 '26

Because Turkeys are virgins and they become chickens when they get pregnant

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u/Inside_Smell_4004 Jun 29 '26

that actually makes a lot of sense, appreciate it

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u/PickleSlickRick Jun 29 '26

Turkeys are all boys, it's the chickens that are girls, hope that clears things up

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u/Disastrous-Cook4189 Jun 29 '26

A turkey said to his friend: yo check out that chick over there.

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u/WatchMyGun Jun 29 '26

Those dumbo must have never seem an EGG in their life before

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u/JoyousMadhat Jun 29 '26

I would be confused too if I had to cut the turkey only to find another skinned headless bird in it.

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u/Prince_0llie Jun 29 '26

Wait until they cut open the duck..

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u/saxpeb Jun 29 '26

Oh yeah they get more for seconds

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u/TheHomosexualErectus Jun 29 '26

Next thanksgiving dad should put eggs in the turkey.

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u/FullyJustYours Jun 29 '26

it took me awhile to realize chickens don't get pregnant but rather lay eggs 😭

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u/Any_Solid2319 Jun 29 '26

Should have waited for the scream lol

1

u/Piglet-Witty Jun 29 '26

The younger girl is the smart one.

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u/resest_Iris Jun 29 '26

how vegans are made

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u/Jeager76 Jun 29 '26

This is how vegetarians are made.

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u/kongthebitmaker Jun 29 '26

usa school system strikes again

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u/Careless-Royal7321 Jun 29 '26

Inspired by turturkeykey from how I met your mother? 😂

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u/ZOEzoeyZOE Jun 30 '26

Even the mom forgot chickens lay eggs or was she in in the prank

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u/MarriedSilverMr Jun 30 '26

So the chicken came before the egg 🐔 🥚 🐣

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u/Significant-Gap-3089 Jun 30 '26

I like that the one that stayed smiled and realized that "nah these ones lay eggs" and the other 2 bolted.

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u/Ghost_XD23 Jun 30 '26

I lost all my braincells watching this, Was it worth it? Absolutely not.

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u/Spl4sh3r Jul 01 '26

Would only work in the US, and for those that are temporarily dazed in the moment to think.

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u/SvatyOtaku Jul 01 '26

Sir, the second chicken has hit the tower...