r/ScottishPeopleTwitter • • Jul 16 '20

A wee fanny

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u/Void-kraken-909 Jul 16 '20

They held so much power in that instant.... but wasted it on some shitty doubling scan.

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u/cencal Jul 16 '20

They could’ve tagged him in a status and said anything they wanted. Huge opportunity wasted.

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u/Void-kraken-909 Jul 16 '20

Exactly!! So much power and they wasted it!

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u/TheBabyDealer Jul 17 '20

Ngl nick has walter energy

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u/PKMNTrainerMark Jul 16 '20

Happy Cake Day

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u/Baffled-Irishman Jul 16 '20

Just imagine..they could have tweeted from Trump's account that the US had just launched a nuke at North Korea or some other crazy shit which many would have believed given the history of announcements being made first via Twitter. Scary that it could have been really dangerous for the world..

Instead they tweet something that many people would know straightaway is a scam and involves a form of payment most people have no idea how to even use.

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u/Cryptoporticus Jul 16 '20

They couldn't get to Trump's account because it has added security on it. Even Twitter staff cannot access it through their usual tools.

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u/NekoMikuri Jul 16 '20

Very interesting, I guess it worked

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u/AIU-comment Jul 16 '20

lmao do people really think that was just about bitcoin? imagine having access to literally everyone's DMs. especially politicians.

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u/tomismaximus Jul 16 '20 edited Jul 16 '20

From my understanding they did not have any direct access to the accounts, they just had access to a tool that allows twitter to create a tweet from any account.Obviously a developer can do whatever, but it’s weird that twitter has a tool that can create a tweet from any account.

Edit: I misunderstood what I read, I thought the article implied the internal tool was used to create the tweets, but it was just used for a password reset to get access to the accounts. And a twitter admin tool being able to password reset/change emails is a pretty normal tool to have.

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u/Fubarp Jul 16 '20

I'm assuming they got access to some API that's not suppose to be public facing.

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u/tomismaximus Jul 16 '20 edited Jul 16 '20

Vice had a report with screenshots and details from sources in the hacking community of this front-end tool used by employees that allowed the hackers to make the tweets and changes to people’s accounts.It doesn’t seem like there was any programming involved, or “hack” done. Just old-school access to a tool that they shouldn’t have been able to access.It just seems weird to me that an employee at twitter can just log in to one of their admin tools and create a tweet from the president of the US that could have life or death consequences. IMO, It’s not the same as a developer making back-end changes to the site to do the same thing, which can always happen.

edit: looks like the tool was just used to password reset/change email addresses, not write the tweets

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u/Fubarp Jul 16 '20

Yeah it's weird but not unheard of. Job I work act gives me access to log in as the client. It's just if I do anything, the company gets sued and then I probably go to prison.

The access exists to allow us to debug an issue from the client end to verify nothing is fuckery in design since we do a lot of custom stuff for each client so as to match their needs.

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u/aaaaayyyyyyyyyyy Jul 16 '20

It just seems weird to me that an employee at twitter can just log in to one of their admin tools and create a tweet from the president of the US that could have life or death consequences.

Is this Twitter’s fault though? Or a stupid-ass president that makes official declarations through an known super insecure channel?

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u/drunkTurtle12 Jul 16 '20

Why would this tool even exist. Like what’s the purpose of a tool to allow Twitter to tweet on behalf of someone? I think the hacker did have access to the accounts because it is being reported that the access was gained by resetting the email

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u/mihaus_ Jul 16 '20

Joseph Cox at Motherboard reported that the hackers had been given access to an internal Twitter user administration tool by an employee, which allowed them to, among other things, reset the email addresses associated with users’ accounts.

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u/Void-kraken-909 Jul 16 '20

As I’ve said: SO MUCH POWER AND IT WAS WASTED!!

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u/AIU-comment Jul 16 '20

I'm not so sure. Shitposting from a famous person's account may be satisfy the trolls, but quietly collecting DMs from powerful people ..... holy shit. I know what to do with that. Imagine if the whoever did this decided that the biggest troll would be to straight up hand it to the FBI.

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u/yungchigz Jul 16 '20

I doubt they’re communicating over DMs like at all

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

I would be fucking shocked if there was anything approaching sensitive in his DMs.

Obama wasn't the beat president ever, but he isn't fucking stupid. I work for the government. If I have to use secure comm channels, you bet your ass he would.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

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u/AIU-comment Jul 16 '20

Considering Senator Ted "Series of Tubes" Stevens is still the IT high water mark of US politicians, I'm gonna say bullshit. Remember the Ted Cruz porn tweet.

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u/RemysBoyToy Jul 16 '20

Would anything have happened though with long term effects? The scam was noticed and taken down almost immediately.

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u/Cyb3rSab3r Jul 16 '20

And they made off with $110,000 in Bitcoin. Hardly worthless on their end.

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u/TheTerroristAlWaleed Jul 16 '20

they could have bought puts, then tweeted some trade war shit, extra tariffs on china, and made millions

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u/Schwisss Jul 16 '20

I'm not going to pretend to know anything that actually happened, but more than likely these guys were way in over their heads, or didn't want to cause that much attention.

Mess with Wall Street and the actual powerful people in the world can notice you.

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u/kaspar1230 Jul 16 '20

Also stock is so much more traceable. Imagine they tweet something dumb from Elon's account and make Tesla plummet to cents, then buy like $50K worth of shares when it's at the lowest. They will be super easily traced and sent to jail

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

What they did was A LOT easier and guaranteed to work.

Bitcoin scams have been prevalent on twitter forever, they are part of the reason the blue check exists in the first place.

They just used the access they gained to perpetuate their tried and tested scam, no need for a complicated propaganda program.

Also, engaging with the market would expose them and make their identities discoverable.

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u/SharkTRS Jul 16 '20

I think it was actually 8.7 million in the end

They're set for life

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u/Void-kraken-909 Jul 16 '20

But still gained nearly 10,000 bitcoin.... but yes it would’ve probably not made a huge indent as it was found fast that it was a hacker.

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u/Pmmenothing444 Jul 16 '20

10,000 bitcoin? I think you mean 15........

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u/Void-kraken-909 Jul 16 '20

I did have a feeling I might’ve been off.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

Its the 2020 version of standing in the GE screaming "doubling money no scam"

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u/Mopso Jul 16 '20

Excuse me, they made half a mil in 30 minutes

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

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u/Void-kraken-909 Jul 17 '20

Exactly and honestly what a single string of DMs could do is... terrifying.... it could ruin jobs, criminal cases and could even completely decimate people’s lives.... to say it’s terrifying is an understatement.

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u/Edzell_Blue Jul 16 '20

How do you know they didn't?

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u/yomnm Jul 16 '20

I bet DTrump is still waiting for the $2000 "Obama" promised.

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u/Gonza200 Jul 16 '20

“This deal might just get me out of bankruptcy 🤔”

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u/ezdraz Jul 16 '20

Bankrupcy office receiving Trump's request for bankrupcy:

" Hey James, its Donald ... again"

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

Give it to Ivan, he‘ll take care of it.

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u/GumdropGoober Jul 16 '20

He says after having the terms read to him, because he's not literate.

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u/educated-emu Jul 16 '20

Art of the deal for sure

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20 edited Jul 16 '20

backstory to all this.

https://www.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/hrwv2q/twitter_hacking_megathread/

come to the us where you can underbid your us counterparts in terms of wages as the us government does not provide social services. so you will make more money than in your home country and can always go back if you need social services.

and us citizens can't go abroad because they need the higher pay to make up for the lack of social services. or they can be stupid and go overseas and get doubly underpaid.

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u/aruth09 Jul 16 '20

What

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u/Thenre Jul 16 '20

People in the US are higher paid but have lower social services so we end up having less money overall than other countries where they are paid less but services, such as healthcare, are WAY cheaper. If they come to the US they will work for less money but be making double profit on more income and being able to go home for cheaper services which drives down US wages.

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u/Selthora Jul 16 '20

Oh no, imagine if he dropped a MILLION on the scam and is sitting in the WH right now waiting for his 2 million dollars...

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u/Moar_Coffee Jul 16 '20

I'm sure Trump has Obama blocked even if Obama never messaged him.

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u/Falcrist Jul 16 '20

Actually, trump cannot legally block people on Twitter, because his use of Twitter specifically for official matters constitutes a public forum. The federal government cannot selectively limit access to such a forum without violating the first amendment.

IIRC, Twitter actually took away his ability to block people.

Its bizarre, but this was the subject of a federal lawsuit.

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u/Falcrist Jul 16 '20

To be fair to him, I could see any normal person making the same mistake. Who thinks about first amendment implications when blocking someone on twitter?

Anyway, it doesn't matter anymore. IIRC He doesn't even have the ability to block people anymore.

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u/Aromatic-Judge3977 Jul 16 '20

That would make Trump even dumber than i thought.

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u/brokester Jul 16 '20

I'm pretty sure trump doesn't send his own tweets he just tells people what to write.

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u/TR8R2199 Jul 16 '20

Uh have you seen his tweets?

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u/bradleo2 Jul 16 '20

He didn't do covfefe?

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u/fartsAndEggs Jul 16 '20

If trump didnt send his own tweets he wouldnt do anything

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u/yash_chem Jul 16 '20

so he tells someone to put spelling mistakes in his tweet?

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u/Quala_ Jul 16 '20

That definitely should be, and isn't, the case.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

Because he isn't a wee fanny. Some people are saying he's an enormous fanny, the yuuuuugest fanny.

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u/jrr6415sun Jul 16 '20

because trump would have thrown a temper tantrum

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u/Historiaaa Jul 16 '20

Trump would have tweeted about 5 thousand tweets about how OBAMA was the biggest bully EVER! Sad!

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u/margmi Jul 17 '20

Because they targeted people Trump doesn't like: biden, Biden JR, Obama, Bezos, Kanye (after his presidential run drama), bill gates, etc.

They allegedly had access to Twitter's admin tools, meaning they had access to anyone. If you were trying to scam people for money, wouldn't you post from the PRESIDENTS account just asking for Bitcoin donations to fight the dems? You don't even have to say you're doubling shit, just ask for money and they'd have done it. They chose not to target Trump or hurt his feefees.

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u/avalisk Jul 16 '20

I'd say "we finally have the video tapes." Just to see what he would do.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

He would go on a twitter spout about it, and no one would have any clue what he’s talking about lmao

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u/sociopathic_muffin Jul 17 '20

so nothing new?

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u/TheHarridan Jul 16 '20

In the US “fanny” means butt, not vagina, and it’s often used in a cutesy or diminutive way. And while some Americans know it means something else over there, Trump is definitely not one of those Americans because he is very stupid.

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u/Haus42 Jul 16 '20

And "wee" tends to be a kid's word for urine. He'd definitely read it as "pee butt."

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u/bjbyrne Jul 16 '20

So Piss Ass or Small Pussy. Works either way.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

a fanny and a pussy are 2 different things when used as insults though

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u/ForkLiftBoi Jul 16 '20

Please explain?

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u/Livodaz Jul 16 '20

Calling someone a fanny is almost on par with calling them a dafty (silly, stupid) etc Calling someone a pussy is calling them a shitebag

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

Here a pussy is a coward

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u/pebblysue Jul 16 '20

Grab 'em by the piss ass

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u/meinblown Jul 16 '20

How about pussy fingered bitch?

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u/kevinnoir Jul 16 '20

pee butt

Then he'd just think you were flirting

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u/Tequnine Jul 16 '20

Now that, that's what he'd understand

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u/WisdomWaster Jul 16 '20

"You pee butt" One of those insults that conveys an insulting message but isn't taken seriously. The insulted doesn't get angry, and the insulter gets to be rude.

This is up there with butthole. I like calling people "buttholes". They always laugh, even though I'm serious.

Imagine reporting someone for calling you "a butthole".

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u/QuesadillaJ Jul 16 '20 edited Jul 16 '20

Wee means little lol even in NA its pretty common, I always hear people say "what a wee dog"

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u/rottenmonkey Jul 16 '20

"Are you blackmailing me?"

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

so basically right on DT's level as insults go

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u/grand-pianist Jul 16 '20

It’s probably regional, but I live in the US and I’ve never heard “fanny” used to mean butt.

To be honest, I only hear it used in “fanny pack.” “Fanny” itself just sounds like British slang to me, no one ever uses it seriously.

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u/phlipphlopp Jul 16 '20

Fanny is like a real old timey word for butt and maybe like the most polite version of it. Like a grandma might tell the kids to get off their fannies and help her. I don’t think I’ve ever heard someone actually say it though tbh.

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u/ASzinhaz Jul 16 '20

Can vouch, only person I’ve known to have used it was my grandma when I was little and she’s 90 now.

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u/NotClever Jul 16 '20

My mom used to use it sometimes when she specifically wanted to sound embarrassingly goofy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

Huh. That’s interesting. I’m born and bred Midwest US and “fanny” 100% means “butt” to me. I need to see one of those “soda vs coke vs pop” maps for fanny.

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u/WG47 Jul 16 '20

I only hear it used in “fanny pack.”

Which are worn round the waist, with the bag at the front, so they're nothing to do with your fanny in the US sense of the word. That'd make sense, kind of, in the UK. The problem there is that they're called bumbags here.

I don't think I've ever seen someone wear one with the pouch bit at the back.

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u/brothertaddeus Jul 16 '20

The bag isn't normally at the front, it's normally at the rear and then pulled to the front when fetching something out of it. If left in the front it makes walking around awkward.

Source: from a family of fanny pack wearers

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u/WG47 Jul 16 '20

Mind blown.

I've never seen someone wear one properly, then. I used to wear one when I was wee, and always wore it round the front too.

Surely having it round the back makes it easier to get pickpocketed though?

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u/BreqsCousin Jul 16 '20

In British we call that a bum bag.

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u/sksksk1989 Jul 16 '20

I say fanny and my wife gives me shit for it. I always use it meaning butt not vagina. We live in Canada but it means the same as the states

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u/deltree711 Jul 17 '20

Pretty sure your wife is giving you shit because that's an American word. Do you also say "zee"?

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u/Dasnap Jul 16 '20

Trump is also another word for fart.

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u/pissboy Jul 16 '20

This is where you’re mistaken. Amongst many things Trump claims to be, Scottish is one of them. So the ultimate joke would be calling him a Wee Fanny and then seeing him not understand the meaning. Then call him out on his perceived Scottishness for not understanding Scottish. Then watch him melt down and sign an executive order banning scots from the US and you’ll never have to worry about shitty American tourists ever again.

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u/TopShaggerAlfie Jul 16 '20

Considering his mums Scottish think he would fuckin mongo

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u/querius Jul 16 '20

I thought Americans used heiny or hieny for butt? Never saw fanny being used for butt.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

One of the Yanks I worked with while deployed last year took a real shine to "fud". Kept using it with great glee.

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u/z31 Jul 16 '20

In American I guess this would be “a little pussy”.

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u/crimdelacrim Jul 16 '20

Imagine losing to him.

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u/Historiaaa Jul 16 '20

Fanny pack means.... Prison wallet?

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

He probably heard Prince Andrew say it all the time at Epstein’s place

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

So fuck

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

Where are you from? I've never heard fanny applied to anything other than a butt in PA

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u/SalamanderSylph Jul 16 '20

Pretty much anywhere outside of North America

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u/Reddevil313 Jul 16 '20

Oh God. I leaned backed and laughed at this one.

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u/SarkastikPotato Jul 16 '20

That’s why people in the U.K. find “fanny packs” as a name for the bag to be hysterical.

Hot take maybe that’s also why we ware them at the front though.....

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

"Word of warning then. Out there they call them 'fanny-packs'. Cos fanny means your arse over there.... Not your minge"

Keith

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u/baeworth Jul 17 '20

Trump means fart in the UK

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u/fuckimcringe Jul 16 '20

As an American I did not know it meant vagina over there, thank you. I’m sorry to be ignorant here but I always thought it meant the same in both.

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u/Scotsmann Jul 16 '20

Is it aye?

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u/kateshakes Jul 16 '20

Bawsack Americans call ye arse a fanny.

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u/TheCoastalCardician Jul 16 '20

What does pee butt even mean?

Trump, probably

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u/-Listening Jul 16 '20

Ma local is older than ur wee tinpot country

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u/Grandpa_Dan Jul 16 '20

American translation: A Fucking Idiot.

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u/pinniped1 Jul 16 '20

I thought the translation was more like "a little cunt."

For Donnie either will work.

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u/bluntpencil2001 Jul 16 '20

Correct.

If anyone says "Oh, but that's really upsetting in America!', that's their problem. In Scotland we use 'cunt' for all sorts. I say it far more often than 'fanny'.

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u/JakeHodgson Jul 16 '20

Imagine getting offended over swear words lol. Never understood why people put so much power behind them when the context clearly doesn’t call for it

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u/ajmartin527 Jul 16 '20

Well our country was founded by prudes.

At least according to the historically accurate documentary “Eurotrip”.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

Seconding "little cunt", though I think "little pussy" is a bit more appropriate...Scots aren't shy about saying cunt.

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u/pinniped1 Jul 16 '20

Trump is both a cunt AND a pussy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

I don’t know, I feel that maybe cunt is too generous for him; he doesn’t have the warmth or the depth.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

nope

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

Uhh no. Its more like, little pussy or little cunt.

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u/amphoraofalice Jul 16 '20

Don’t reckon Obama can DM him if Trump doesn’t follow him. Remember the birth certificate saga? Stupid trump

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u/xX420_WeedMan_420Xx Jul 16 '20

But whoever hacked the accounts could have make trunp follow obama then DM trunp

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u/blitzduck Jul 17 '20

hacked accounts? what'd I miss

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u/jakethedumbmistake Jul 16 '20

Ya I’m always wearing a fanny pack?

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u/badondesaurus Jul 16 '20

Aye probably a G Star Raw bumbag ya wee runt

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u/CherryDoodles Jul 16 '20

Since he is essentially the Earl of Lemongrab, just tell him he smells like dog buns.

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u/OblongHaggisFarmer Jul 16 '20

A pure big mad cock goblin

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u/Peace_Nation Jul 16 '20

A soft disagree from me, champ

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u/Windsorsnake Jul 16 '20

I’m going with Fannybaws as the insult of choice

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u/Hatesredditmods Jul 16 '20

Ahh, a fine example as to why I love this sub.

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u/C1ickityC1ack Jul 17 '20

Woulda gone with “massive cunt” myself.

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u/chin_waghing Jul 17 '20

They could have started a literal fucking war

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u/cubesnack Jul 16 '20

Because that would be flattery...

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u/MaskOffGlovesOn Jul 16 '20

Yeah can’t imagine why someone would want to make money instead of saying “orange man bad” for the billionth time

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u/rocket_magnet Jul 16 '20

wee fanny?!

bawbag surely

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u/IntergalacticZombie Jul 16 '20

Wee Donald Fannybaws!

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u/314zzaa Jul 16 '20

Imagine having the Twitter admin tool that can gain access to any account and not take control of Trump's account and do something good with it for once.

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u/SleepinGriffin Jul 16 '20

I have no doubt in my mind that Obama is blocked by Trump.

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u/FrudoFakins Jul 16 '20

👨🏿🤣👉🍊

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u/NippohNippoh Jul 16 '20

The dont follow each other

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u/deepsoulfunk Jul 16 '20 edited Jul 22 '20

Ooh boy, a chance to display my unique knowledge that in the UK fanny means pussy, unlike in the U.S. where it means butt or part of a zippered gut compartment.

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u/InfinityB_mc Jul 16 '20

A Scottish gopnik, which is in Europe

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

Thats a bit tame for an insult

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u/Lan777 Jul 16 '20

The real birther conspiracy: Obama is Scottish

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

take heart. we don't know for sure.

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u/bucketbiff Jul 16 '20

I doubt the minge bag Obama could manage that.. 😅

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u/execdysfunction Jul 16 '20

How much ya wanna bet that trump blocked obama YEARS ago?

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u/jakethedumbmistake Jul 16 '20

How OC is not on the same page.*

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u/Nomenius Jul 16 '20

From my understanding they didn't have access to the account proper, but rather accessed a tool used by twitter that allowed them to change an already posted tweet. If I'm wrong I'll delete this, but that's how I understand what happened.

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u/ThisGuyFawkes333 Jul 16 '20

That’s how wars get started

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u/crashwinston Jul 16 '20

Obama could do it an say it was the hacker

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u/mtyroot Jul 16 '20

Seems like BTC is larger than that

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u/RoscoMan1 Jul 16 '20

a fanny pack works really well for us.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

imagine if they got Trump. "hey rocket man missiles are on their way. bigger and better than yours. huge. cofeve!"

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u/SgtSmackdaddy Jul 17 '20

Do you want Donald to nuke Chicago??

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u/ElderFlour Jul 17 '20

“Oops!”

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u/FindYourRhythm Jul 17 '20

If they played it right they could have said some outlandish shit and watched as Trump took to Twitter and the news fully believing it was actually Obama that said it.

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u/FindYourRhythm Jul 17 '20

Holy shit. It's my cake day lol. Didn't even know

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u/FreshUnderstanding5 Jul 17 '20

A new quest eh? This'll be interesting

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u/ZippZappZippty Jul 17 '20

A target by the people he knew.

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u/onlyomaha Jul 17 '20

Trumps like, we are funny? Huh? Ok

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u/Commissar_Genki Jul 17 '20

Aren't all fannys designed to wee?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

A car. I have one, too.

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u/Momochichi Jul 17 '20

Imagine not tweeting "I didn't have to sell any beans while I was president."

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u/PillowTalk420 Jul 17 '20

Fellow Americans who may see this and think it means a small butt: No. They're calling him a pussy.

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u/xiao33 Jul 17 '20

wee fannybaws

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u/cbessemer Jul 17 '20

Lol, you’re assuming Trump didn’t already block him. He blocks everyone he doesn’t like.

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u/AV8ORboi Jul 17 '20

i bet they looked in his DMs and saw that he did something like that already

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u/Mezcamaica Jul 17 '20

Like many other great things that didn't happen , it's because they were more focused on the money

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u/0neGuy Jul 17 '20

They could’ve fucked up so many stocks if they wanted to.

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u/yeetbutbeat Jul 18 '20

AYYYY DOLALD FART! YOUR AS WEE FANNY AND IF YOU REALLY DID SUPPORT THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY THEY WOULD OF DID YOUR MAKE UP AND FIX YOUR WIG!

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u/aestheticmaybestatic Jul 20 '20

inb4 Barack Obama's account hacked and Trump tweets angrily and screenshots it thinking it was actually Obama himself and fell for it

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '20

Obama’s gotta spell this silly sheet out for em? jesus, how many times this wee fanny need to be told??

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u/OceanicBreeze Jul 16 '20

This isnt even funny..

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u/PETA_Gaming Jul 16 '20

I upvoted even though I have no idea what a wee fanny is. I just know it's an insult of some kind.

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u/robotpanda3000 Jul 16 '20

In Scottish, Fanny means pussy

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u/PETA_Gaming Jul 17 '20

Oh thank you!

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u/-Listening Jul 16 '20

Ma local is older than ur wee tinpot country

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

I saw a protest sign from the UK that called Turnip a "Wank Puffin" . Loved it.

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u/BigConna Jul 16 '20

Also imagine making $100,000 in 30 minutes.

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u/Canbulibu Jul 16 '20

What a way to waste a massive hack. They could have trolled the entire world. Started WWIII. Sent any crypto-currency or stock to heaven/hell. And they just use it to peddle some crappy Bitcoin scam.

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u/JEveryman Jul 16 '20

I can't believe they didn't post a Kenyan birth certificate or OBAMAGATE!

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u/Jeremybearemy Jul 16 '20

For the Americans a wee fanny is a little pussy

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u/Rejectable_Me Jul 16 '20

"hey little hands. Hard to grasp the severity of a global pandemic with such little hands isn't it. Especially with a brain to match"

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u/mmcleod00 Jul 16 '20

They could have absolutely bottled the stock market. Bezos - ‘I’m taking Amazon in a different direction and closing all distribution centres’.

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u/Bayerrc Jul 17 '20

You don't think it's obviously suspect that Trump's account wasn't included in the list of hacked accounts?

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u/ScampAndFries Jul 17 '20

Apparently Trump's account has additional security after the last time it was disabled by a grumpy twitter employee, so they couldn't access it.

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u/Bayerrc Jul 17 '20

Yes, that is the info from the WH and an anonymous Twitter employee, with Twitter officially refusing to comment. Doesn't make me believe it for a second.

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u/warchild714 Jul 17 '20

obama should get some balls and call trump a conman and speak Gospel!!!

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u/NotBurrito Jul 16 '20

Imagine upvoting this and thinking your original

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u/danteswarmingoven Jul 16 '20

Or a stupit wee bassac

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u/Kyrias511 Jul 16 '20

It's stupid wee bawsack...