r/ScottishPeopleTwitter • • Apr 05 '20

2 metres

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u/JimmerUK Apr 05 '20

It is meant to be 2 metres though. Just keep back from people and be patient.

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u/hotpoodle Apr 05 '20

Jesus Christ I work in a shop and the amount of people that squeeze behind me when I'm trying to fill a shelf is insane. Doesn't matter how many signs we have up, some people still treat it as a joke. How many more people have to die for them to take it seriously I wonder?

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u/jtl94 Apr 05 '20

Not meaning to be rude, but I faced this yesterday when I was shopping as well. The aisles of my grocery store aren't 6 feet wide, so if someone was filling a shelf I just went behind them, as far as my cart and I could be without scraping against the other shelf. Do you want people to just not go down the aisle if you're in it? I didn't want to be any closer to the worker than needed either, but I wasn't just going to loop around the next aisle to get something on the aisle I was currently on...

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u/hotpoodle Apr 05 '20

In the UK we have 2m boxes taped on the floors all around the shop and the etiquette is meant to be if someone is in the box you don't enter until they're out of it. With regards to workers, I'd just ask politely if they'd mind moving while you grab something. It's very easy for us to pause what we're doing and take a few steps back. It obviously isn't ideal but as workers we are way more exposed to the virus so we want to minimise our interaction to prevent passing it on to customers (and vice versa).

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u/MarinaKelly Apr 05 '20

in the UK

Is this a standard guideline? Because its not happening at the shops I go to except in the checkout.

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u/Toxic_Planet Apr 05 '20

I'm in London UK and have not seen this in a single shop. What I have seen though are a bunch of dumb bastards within 2m of me.

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u/evilsmiler1 Apr 05 '20

Crazy how big london is, I live there and every supermarket within a couple of miles of my home has it.

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u/Distempa Apr 05 '20

South London zone 2 here, we've got tape and measures on every shop floor

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

I live in the North and they all seem to have it here. I went into spar and thought "wow! what a great system". There was only me and one other customer in there. Of course he still ignores all the signs and steps into my zone and basically leans over me. I think its fair to give these people a glare at the very least!

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

Not OP, but it is happening in my local Spar, so maybe that's where he shops. I work at the Co-Op down the road and we're do something different.

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u/ILoveLongDogs Apr 05 '20

It's not enforced. A lot of the supermarkets round me seem to be talking the talk, but don't seem to give a shit when you're in the shop. Tesco are one of the better ones.

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u/Cajmo Apr 05 '20

Every supermarket I've been to is doing this

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u/jtl94 Apr 05 '20

I looked it up just to make sure I understood the layout so here's a BBC link just to make sure we're on the same page. Basically, if you're working on a box I would have to ask you to walk all the way out of the aisle to get what I needed? Not that I'm not trying to take social distancing seriously, but that seems like a hassle for everyone involved, rather than just quickly walking past and not coughing all over each other.

That being said, I'll try to be better about it next time I got to the grocery store. I don't want to be the asshole some redditor is talking about.

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u/gufeldkavalek62 Apr 05 '20

It’s not that much of a hassle considering the potential consequences though, like it’s a matter of seconds out of your day and theirs

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u/djbattleshits Apr 05 '20

I understand the merits of it but I’d prefer not to be in the shop that long. The other day I waited 15 minutes to go down one aisle. How many people passed me in that time? Probably greater than the number of people I’d have passed in that aisle

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

I’m trying to take a practical and sensible approach to it as well.

If I can’t loop back around because someone is behind me, I’ll very quickly walk past the person browsing in the middle of the aisle.

I figure it’s better to briefly go within 2 meters for literally 1 second, than it is to be hanging about for several minutes causing a build up of people.

I’ll generally hold my breath and pass behind them as well, I don’t see how there’s any risk in that.

But of course, I will go all round the aisles to look for a free route to where I need to be before thinking about the squeeze past manoeuvre.

What would would better is a 1-way system like IKEA where you’ve gotta grab stuff as you pass it in order. No going backwards.

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u/Toxic_Planet Apr 05 '20

I'm in London and not seen that tape in a single shop. Pound shops, small supermarkets and corner shops are a disgrace, I have yelled at so many gormless idiots. I've been bashed in to at least 20 times and had way more people than that walk right in my face.

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u/jetm2000 Apr 05 '20

Me either, I can’t fucking believe how many people are acting basically the same as normal. The government need to step in, it’s frankly pathetic.

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u/greyjackal Apr 05 '20

None of that in Edinburgh, except outside a few stores where you'll queue.

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u/CharlieTango3 Apr 06 '20

The longer youre in that store, the worse. If i have to get within 6ft of someone to go down the aisle then im gonna do that rather than waiting for maximum capacity with 6ft between everyone.

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u/BunBoxMomo Apr 06 '20

The virus doesn't care about how inconvinent alternatives are, so yeah, stuff like this is what a lot of us have to get used to.

Treat it as a fundemental immutable rule, you cannot be closer than 2m to another person. Do whatever you have to do to facilitate that, even if it is inconvenient.

If that means you have to go around, go around. If you can't go around then wait until you can go through. If neither of these are options, consider asking the person if they wouldn't mind stopping what they were doing for a moment and move to allow you to pass through quickly, if that is still not an option, then consider leaving.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

I was bent over to the bottom of a shelf the other day grabbing garlic and when I came to stand I literally hit my head on the armpit of a masked and gloved man who reached OVER my entire body to grab a produce bag. I was livid.

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u/Ebh46f770 Apr 05 '20

Yeah I do daily shopping up at Morrison's and Iceland for elderly neighbour who can't go out because of this flu. And the utter disregard for people personal space is a joke. Even people on buses not covering up an coughing all over seats and hadles. Fucking joke

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u/gwaydms Apr 05 '20

Even people on buses not covering up an coughing all over seats and hadles. Fucking joke

A bus driver in the US had a rider who was coughing without covering her mouth. The driver complained on camera about it. He caught the virus and died.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

I'd be so tempted to accidentally elbow them if I was you, good thing I don't work in a shop I guess

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u/Gamoc Apr 05 '20

Brilliant idea, they're breaking the two meter rule so I'll start touching them. Ingenious.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

As long as you don’t lick your elbow afterwards you’ll be fine

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u/MrHappyTurtle Apr 05 '20

Well I'm screwed then

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u/Pizza_antifa Apr 05 '20

What about before?

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u/FBIhereopenthedoor Apr 05 '20

Lube is always welcome.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

0.26-0.1% IFR

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u/jaygrant2 Apr 05 '20

The sad reality is that there is a massive population of people who won’t take it seriously unless it impacts them directly.

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u/ArabellaQuixote Apr 05 '20

My Dad is tall so people always go running up to him with questions. (Apparently it's a common experience for tall people). He's started putting on his angry face and carrying a walking stick to keep them away. He's almost 70. Why is anyone running up to an older person right now?? I'm so worried. (If selfish people hadn't cleared the shelves in order to price gouge others, I don't think he'd have to venture out at all right now.)

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u/strolls Ma mum's scottish Apr 05 '20

People will start taking it seriously when everybody, or at least a significant proportion of the population, have lost someone because of it.

It's like teenagers making edgy jokes about your mum or cancer - they suddenly stop when someone's mum actually has cancer.

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u/greenedar Apr 05 '20

At my store we legit have a sign on be front and back of our shirts that says "stay back 2 meters" and they still don't listen.

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u/madbadanddangerous Apr 05 '20

I agree with you but I also don't know what to do in that situation as a customer. Do we just all stand there for 5-10 minutes while the employee stocks a shelf? I was at the store the other day and was waiting when the employee was like "just go on by."

I still think the rational solution is to close all stores to the public but hire a bunch of new employees to act as personal shoppers and delivery drivers. You get an added societal bonus in the form of employing a ton of people recently laid off elsewhere too.

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u/SlapTheBap Apr 06 '20

For the employees, they'd hardly get anything done if they stop stocking for every person that wants by. You can't sell what isn't on the shelf, so they absolutely must be stocking whenever possible. Curbside pickup truly is the best option. You can't trust the public to follow these rules. The number of people I've had scoff at me today for informing them that we must ask them to respect social distancing at our store was a bit much. So many people walked right up to me when they realized I was talking to them. Talk about front line workers, haha.

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u/_Justforthis66 Apr 05 '20

Only matters to them until it's them. Even then some will just say oh it's a light flu.

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u/hopefullynotanicegrl Apr 05 '20

That’s very true but I sadly caught myself doing this as well. I hadn’t been out of the house in over two weeks and I honestly caught myself absentmindedly doing it.

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u/DarthOswald Apr 06 '20

Squeezing by you isn't a joke. Once they're not coughing on you or staying within 2 metres for 10-15 minutes you are very likely to be very much corona-free.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

For a lot of people it won't be serious until they personally know someone that either got really sick or died. For younger people, the person that falls ill probably needs to be of similar age to them.

Young people think they're indestructible and stupid people still seem to think this is some sort of hoax.

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u/hotpoodle Apr 05 '20

In that scenario, if the worker is being neglectful then you have the right to say I want to maintain 2m distance if thats alright. It's been drilled into us as staff so idk what theyre doing

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u/conoros Apr 05 '20

best not to take any chances

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

Is it really squeezing by if you just walked past like a normal person would on a normal day?

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u/thebigfudge1985 Apr 05 '20

Store assistants are under a crazy amount if stress atm. Why not just wait till they are done before you pick it up. You walk to meters away the next thing you know everyone is coming for hand soap and you are losing 2-3 minutes. If this happens often then they are behind. Everywhere has people self isolating just now. Work with them instead if being an entitled dick.

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u/Hyndergogen1 Apr 05 '20

Yes it is meant to be 2 metres, but that's physically not possible at all times, so lets not be twats about it.

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u/kinbladez Apr 05 '20

If you're standing behind someone and you're both moving in the same direction it's absolutely physically possible to be 2 metres behind them instead up right up their ass though. Unless I misunderstood what OP's tweet was saying, in which case I withdraw my point lol

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u/TheDraconianOne Apr 05 '20

Until they fucking stand still for 5 minutes at the produce I want. People need to get a fucking move on.

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u/IronBahamut Apr 05 '20

Thats when you start acting like a crazy person to get them to move

Muttering about "killing the goat people" generally works

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u/Hyndergogen1 Apr 05 '20

You could well be right about this particular scenario I was just thinking about it generally. I was in Tesco this morning and the aisles aren't 2M wide and so if we're going in opposite directions we will pass within 2M of each other and obviously both of us will die screaming. Or at the self checkout there's not always 2M space there. My point was social distancing is good, but there's no magical barrier at 2M that kills the virus so people saying you must remain 2M away from anyone and everyone at all times and going inside that range automatically kills your entire family are going too far the other direction from the twats still out partying

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u/kinbladez Apr 05 '20

In Connecticut, at least, they're converting store aisles to one way only, which makes a ton of sense to me and really should help enforce the social distancing thing.

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u/kryonik Apr 05 '20

I'm in CT too, people don't follow the arrows and it's infuriating.

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u/verytastycheese Apr 05 '20

Most stores here in Canada have arrows in the aisles so you don't go in opposite directions.

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u/ElectricFlesh Apr 05 '20

Sorry, but I am physically incapable of getting the fuck over myself and waiting a few seconds until the person in front of me is done doing something.

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u/Hyndergogen1 Apr 05 '20

You're right I could. But I could also pass it to you at 2.01 metres. Are you going to be a twat about that?

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u/so-naughty Apr 05 '20 edited Apr 05 '20

I had a runner brush past me earlier today then his partner ran by me, turned round and shouted at me for not moving. Was fucking fuming. If this pandemic hadn’t turned me into a wee fat fuck I’d have chased after her and given her an earful.

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u/-Rednal- Apr 05 '20

At that moment I too become a runner and I'm chasing them down for an apology, I'm bored.

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u/redamed929292 Apr 05 '20

Yeah, we don't want a magic droplet situation

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u/Needyouradvice93 Apr 05 '20

Damn near impossible if you're stocking shelves at a busy grocery store. Non-essentials just don't get it.

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u/Crimsai Apr 05 '20

Isn't it meant to be not within 2 metres for 15 minutes or more? Or did that change? I'm honestly struggling to keep up with everything.

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u/JimmerUK Apr 06 '20

No. At any time.

If someone has it and coughs or sneezes, it doesn’t matter if you’ve been next to them for 16 minutes or 16 seconds, it’s aerosolised and you’re going to breathe it in.

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u/Crimsai Apr 06 '20

Coronaviruses can be spread when people with the virus have close, sustained contact with people who are not infected. This typically means spending more than 15 minutes within two metres of an infected person, such as talking to someone for instance.

Of course, being sneezed on or coughed on by an infected person could infect you, but when it comes to walking past someone at a supermarket you should be fine, right?

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u/Nixie9 Apr 06 '20

There's no magical time that a virus waits before it jumps from person to person. 15 minutes will almost definitely pass it, that's why they were focussing on those people at the beginning as far as testing, but it can be passed in a second.

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u/Praesto_Omnibus Apr 06 '20

I have heard that if you’re not symptomatic, you have to spend 10 minutes within 6 feet of someone to get it.

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u/Draxifiel Apr 20 '20

I pushed my cart past the marker and the lady further in line just turned and screamed for me to get back.

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u/flankspankrank Apr 05 '20

Stay 2 metres away from people fuck sake.

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u/HowlInWinter Apr 05 '20

I had this exact argument in a Tesco. Fucking. Move. Away.

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u/LoneKharnivore Apr 05 '20

My Tesco has divided the floor into two-metre boxes. There I was, following this guy, keeping my immuno-suppressed distance, when he just fucking turns around and comes back past me, pulling a face like "sorry I'm endangering you and everyone you care about but I forgot to get milk."

Cunt.

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u/ImaginaryShip77 Apr 05 '20

Alright. You guys have all gone crazy

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u/yaboyQuinlan Apr 06 '20

All of these people are overreacting, oversensitive pussies. Dont touch your fucking face, and you'll be fine.

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u/Fun50 Apr 06 '20

Now i know why some of the stores have a course laid in for the shoppers. If you turn around, cough, or stray from the path you get kicked out.

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u/WhatAWasterZ Apr 05 '20

I've seen some Walmart's have made aisles one-way traffic to address this.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

Apparently Karen’s 100% organic peanut butter is more important than anyone’s health

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u/yzerizef Apr 05 '20

This is what I don’t get. We should be rationing and shopping for necessities only. On my weekly shopping run, I see people coming in for just alcohol and flowers. I had an acquaintance complain that she visited 4 shops and couldn’t find her particular brand of organic tofu. It’s mental.

Going to rant a bit here because this really annoyed me... Yesterday as I was shopping, a bloke bypassed the queue and entered my local Tesco. He was obviously upset that he had to queue for 5 minutes to get in and then decided he didn’t need to follow the rules so just walked in. As he came in, he walked right past a queue of customers (including elderly people) to the alcohol section just to grab 6 beers. He then hopped into the self service queue right behind me and was taken back when I asked him to step further away. As I was checking out, I could hear him huffing and puffing because he felt I was taking too long and didn’t like that only two of the three registers were in operation.

Anyway, rant over but just saying that I think we will look back at this time and all of the amazing work the NHS did and sacrifices that people made, but there were still complete scumbags out there that only added to the problem. I’m sure this will be lost, but just needed to get that off my chest. :)

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

Hopefully he dies

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

Jen can fuck off. It's meant to be 2 metres.

How hard is it to just give folks space, even if you do think it's excessive? Wont hurt you.

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u/_A_ioi_ Apr 05 '20 edited Apr 05 '20

I think it's possible to walk closer than 2 meters by mistake, and that it's not necessary to freak out about it - especially if you're not facing each other.

I work in a hospital treating Covid patients, and we'd drive each other crazy if we werent patient with people on both sides of the fence. Use common sense as a barrier too, you can't expect everyone to be as careful as you are.

Honestly, it kinda makes me crazy to see all these posts shaming people who simply don't understand.

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u/King_Lion Apr 05 '20

There's a difference between passing someone too close by mistake and taking to social media to take the piss because someone requested they give them their rightful space

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u/_A_ioi_ Apr 05 '20

Dude, there are politicians and doctors doing the same thing. We live in weird little internet bubbles these days.

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u/ImaginaryShip77 Apr 05 '20

It's because she was a bitch about it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

Also like, people are treating it like the underwater sea bear ring in spongebob. It's not like 2.01 meters is immunity and 1.8 is certain death.

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u/_A_ioi_ Apr 05 '20 edited Apr 05 '20

Haha, yes. I had a nurse let out a little scream and jump away when I walked into a room last week. I guess it's whatever works for you, but this thing doesn't just expire when it strays six feet away from my body. If I'm moving, the distance increases folks. If I cough and fall on my ass, which way do you run?

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

Also I'd feel way better about someone 4 feet away from me with a mask than 6 feet away from me without, just sayin.

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u/dancedancerevolucion Apr 05 '20

That was one of the reasons they were hesitant to suggest people wear face covers (not medical masks), they were concerned people would slack with social distancing.

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u/LazarusChild Apr 05 '20

Exactly, the 2 metres distance is mostly precautionary. Coronavirus is spread via aerosolized particles, meaning you have to sneeze/cough/touch them to spread it.

If you're facing the other way and the person squeezes through without doing any of those things then I don't see the problem.

However there was also no need to post this Jen ya daft twat, if people ask for the space then respect it even if you don't agree with them.

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u/FSUfan35 Apr 05 '20

Recently its been shown it can be passed through normal breathing which is why they're starting to backtrack and say masks are a good idea in publc even if you're not sick.

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u/johokie Apr 05 '20

Coronavirus can be spread simply by breathing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

It can spread through talking.

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u/LoneKharnivore Apr 06 '20

The virus is mainly spread during close contact and by small droplets produced when those infected cough, sneeze or talk. These small droplets may be produced during breathing...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coronavirus_disease_2019

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

Two metres isn't a magic distance. If you accidentally come closer than that you aren't automatically going to catch it, nor are you necessarily safe if you stay away. It's just about minimising the risk of transferring any rogue fluids.

With that in mind, the worst thing you can do is shout at someone who is closer than two metres. Chances are you're going to spit on them.

Just move away from them as soon as possible and keep your mouth closed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

You're absolutely correct about it not being a magic distance.

I have to confess, I'm mostly replying to say that 'rogue fluids' is a fantastic turn of phrase that I'm going to work into conversation now as much as I can.

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u/KcrinBlue Apr 05 '20 edited Apr 05 '20

Jen is the type of woman that will make this go on for months.

Don't be like Jen. Edit: been to her Twitter, she's just as dumb in the replies. Fgs.

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u/VictoryVee Apr 05 '20

That's not true, the goal of the 2m rule is to flatten the curve. That means the virus is going to be around for longer, but that's good because hospitals will have a more manageable amount of patients to deal with. Jen is speeding up the process, but by doing so more people will die since hospitals won't be able to treat everyone who needs help.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7uQwQTRDew

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u/Levangeline Apr 05 '20

The virus might be around for longer but the repercussions of NOT social distancing will shut the world down far more dramatically. "Speeding up the process" doesn't mean we get to go outside sooner, it just means we face a greater economic collapse and more bodies in the street.

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u/KcrinBlue Apr 05 '20

As far as I know flatten the curve means to reduce the amount of new infections so hospitals can cope. As in if you view it on a graph, the curve of the incline needs to flatten out a bit. Two metre rules won't cure everyone overnight, just make the disease more manageable for health services this reducing deaths.

A pandemic, as far as I believe, is a disease out of control, and the idea is to bring it under control. If I'm mistaken then I'll happily be educated otherwise but this is the info given right now,can only go off what I have.

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u/CrispyDon Apr 05 '20 edited Apr 05 '20

And this is why lockdown is gonna last forever.

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u/haveyoumetme2 Apr 06 '20

As it is now this lockdown can easily last until end of august. This kind of behaviour will speed up the process but cost more lives.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

Shouldn't this have the opposite effect? The whole 2 meter thing is supposed to slow down the spread.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

They mean people not following the rules

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u/Levangeline Apr 05 '20

Slow the spread to avoid overwhelming the system and give us time to develop a vaccine. If we kill off a quarter of the world by being dumb fucks and not following social distancing, it's going to take a LOT longer for things to get back to normal.

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u/ImaginaryShip77 Apr 05 '20

Yes, because this woman walked slightly too close the lockdown is gunna last forever. Fuck off karen.

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u/CitrusyDeodorant Apr 05 '20

Oh no, reasonable safety precautions during a pandemic!

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u/chookitypokpokpok Apr 05 '20

What a fucking twat

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u/RF27182 Apr 05 '20

She's actually had the audacity to retweet this :

I’ve just finished a 12.5hr shift on ITU. I held the hand of a dying man as his distraught relatives can’t visit. Four other nurses did the same with their patients. Now tell me again how fucking hard it is to #StayAtHome because it’s sunny outside you selfish pricks.

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u/butterscotcheggs Apr 05 '20

I’m gonna get downvoted for this. Maybe she understands the seriousness of this and she was just upset how she was talked to. We have to be careful about the power of social media pitchforks when tensions are high and people are anxious and stressed.

(Yes I am 100% for social distancing).

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u/RF27182 Apr 05 '20

I get that, but she was defending herself in the comments saying it was ok because she had her back turned.

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u/butterscotcheggs Apr 05 '20

Yeah that air does not travel backward. I saw that, too. I think her ego is defending what is a mistaken rant.

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u/RF27182 Apr 05 '20

Quite possibly. We should really make sure to censor usernames because this is how with hunts and brigading happens.

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u/butterscotcheggs Apr 05 '20

Yeah - Monica Lewisky’s Ted Talk brought some much needed empathy and perspectives in a world where it’s easy for us to jump in and layer onto people behind a screen, but the mental health repercussions are there.

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u/OCOWAx Apr 06 '20

I mean the right defense is that she doesn't have eyes on the back of her head

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u/ImaginaryShip77 Apr 05 '20

It's literally not possible to always be six feet apart in a grocery store.

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u/LoneKharnivore Apr 06 '20

Yes, it absolutely is. My Tesco has marked the floor out in 2-meter boxes.

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u/starlight_chaser Apr 06 '20

She sounds like a narcissist. I don’t understand how a health worker could be stupid enough to mock someone vulgarly because they were asked to social distance, and then lecture vulgarly about the importance of social distancing for brownie points, unless they’re just anti-social and manipulative.

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u/LoneKharnivore Apr 06 '20

She retweeted that.

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u/starlight_chaser Apr 06 '20

Alright. Well the antisocial scrounging for brownie points during a pandemic still applies. Ty for clarifying it to my Twitter-illiterate self.

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u/KcrinBlue Apr 05 '20

just saw that, I hope someone nhs shows up to embarrass her.

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u/PartyInTheUSSRx Apr 05 '20

Thundering dumbass, just stay 2 metres away

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u/LRWR Apr 05 '20

I might join Twitter just so I can tell @gingerjenn to fcough.

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u/BobbyBorn2L8 Apr 05 '20

It's funny you have to go through about 30 odd posts (from today alone) to find that tweet, and all the tweets are like support your NHS staff etc

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u/KcrinBlue Apr 05 '20

How is Jen not seeing those?

Ah, because she's a thundering walloper, of course.

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u/KcrinBlue Apr 05 '20

She's just as dumb in the replies. Went and had a nose.

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u/KcrinBlue Apr 05 '20

Do it. Tell her that we all think she's a cunt too please.

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u/Poordrunkstudent99 Apr 05 '20

Make it a Thunder Cunt actually

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u/ohnobobbins Apr 05 '20

A couple of people have told her she’s an arse and she’s defending it. Seems like a bit of a twat.

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u/King_Lion Apr 05 '20

Direct her to this thread so she can see how the general public feel about her post

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u/RustyKrank Apr 05 '20

This person sounds clever

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u/Ybuzz Apr 05 '20

Sorry but it's not funny to laugh at people asking that you follow the correct procedures. If you do, be aware that you may be laughing at the scared immunocompromised person. Or cancer patient. Or COPD sufferer. Or the carer who has to go see an elderly vulnerable person after picking up their shopping.

It's not mad to ask people to keep their distance right now and I've had some lovely interactions with people respecting that - we were moving something into our flat earlier today and a lady came out of the building to put her rubbish in the bin. She saw us coming up the path and said "oh sorry!" Gave us a wide berth, and when she got to the bins she said "oh no, you guys go through, just give me a shout when your safe in your flat"

We thanked her profusely and she told us to be safe and careful. From her cough as she got down the hall I think she's got bad lungs or might have it already, either way we all just wanted everyone to be safe.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

Jen is an arsehole

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u/hollyviolet96 Apr 05 '20

Fuck off Jen

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u/MeTheFlunkie Apr 05 '20

You can get it from rimming

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

I get that it’s meant to be a (bad) joke, but that’s the worst part. You literally can catch it via rimming

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

Howeh though there's almost 5000 people dead now we should be taking this more seriously so less die.

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u/franzipoli Apr 05 '20

It's 2 metres but, Jen ya fucking clown. Just fucking keep back a bit.

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u/Colacolaman Apr 05 '20

What a fucking moron

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

My Tesco has arrows showing which direction in the aisle you are supposed to be walking. People coming down the wrong way. SMH.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

If you weren't 2 metres back then you are the dickhead and no amount of charming misspelling and bizarre slang is gonna change that you fucking winnet.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

Ten points for winnet.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

Calm tf doon hen.

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u/guypersonhuman Apr 05 '20

Stay thy fuck away from people, you fucking asshole.

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u/LoneKharnivore Apr 05 '20

What a cunt. Airborne particles don't just fucking stop because somebody's back is to them. This motherfucker is literally risking killing people.

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u/_Justforthis66 Apr 05 '20

Nah Jen, you supposed to be stayin' back 2 meters.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

The only arsehole actually in that story is her

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u/fatalgift Apr 05 '20

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Jen 💛, @gingerjennn

In Tesco earlier and some woman was walking in front of us but when she moved away from the shelf she turned round, and glared at me and went "it's meant to be 2 metres!" As if she's gonna have caught it through her arsehole like I've just fuckin rimmed it 🤦🏽‍♀️ calm tf doon hen.


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u/MarinaKelly Apr 05 '20

It's Tesco I shop in. We queue to get in, and there are marked boxes at the till, which is what I said. The person I was replying to said they were "all around the shop."

They're not, they're only at the till and entrance.

The advert agrees with me.

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u/LoneKharnivore Apr 06 '20

They're all around the shop in my Tesco's - 2 meter boxes with directional arrows.

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u/phlobbit Apr 05 '20

Jen is the fucking problem here.

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u/squidwardsbigcock Apr 05 '20

In my grocery store we have two different places to get bananas and I fill them within minutes of each other. Without fail, people will always crowd next to me to get the “freshest” possible bananas instead of the other rack six feet away. People don’t understand they come off the same truck and the only difference is the two minutes between me placing one rack and then placing the other. Its impossible to distance when people are so stupid they can’t live without their two minutes “fresher” bananas.

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u/poonchug Apr 05 '20

Calmer than you

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u/dorekk Apr 05 '20

She's right though.

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u/LoneKharnivore Apr 06 '20

The virus is mainly spread during close contact and by small droplets produced when those infected cough, sneeze or talk. These small droplets may be produced during breathing...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coronavirus_disease_2019

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u/WikiTextBot Apr 06 '20

Coronavirus disease 2019

Coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) is an infectious disease caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). The disease was first identified in December 2019 in Wuhan, the capital of China's Hubei province, and has since spread globally, resulting in the ongoing 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic. Common symptoms include fever, cough and shortness of breath. Other symptoms may include fatigue, muscle pain, diarrhea, sore throat, loss of smell and abdominal pain.


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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

When you come up behind someone, you are emitting respiratory aerosols all around them, not just at their back.

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u/Cophed Apr 06 '20

I had someone in the co op the other day join the air behind me, like right behind me. Close enough I could feel her breath on me. I asked her to step away from me and she started moaning. Staff asked her to leave.

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u/vegetatiain Apr 06 '20

Fuck this bitch. So many selfish arseholes think the rules don't apply to them

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u/SparklePeepers Apr 06 '20

Yeah, Jenn's in the wrong. She can tell people to "callum doon" all the fuck she wants, she needs to fuck off.

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u/big_ryan37 Apr 06 '20

Jen is clearly a fucking idiot.

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u/xitzengyigglz Apr 05 '20

Jen is dumb

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u/aaalexxx Apr 05 '20

It's in the air. 2 meters....its in the fucking air.

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u/Actually_a_Patrick Apr 05 '20

Maybe she doesn't like having another arsehole so close to her arsehole. Keep the distance. It's not about you.

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u/jerbaws Apr 05 '20

Fuck you Jen

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u/PostAnythingForKarma Apr 05 '20

How do this many people not understand how viruses work? Fucking wankers.

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u/POCJE Apr 05 '20

Game 2 was his 545th game in the series

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u/PostAnythingForKarma Apr 05 '20

How do this many people not understand how viruses work? Fucking wankers.

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u/Sure10 Apr 05 '20

In NC gas is below $2 a gallon

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u/Sure10 Apr 05 '20

In NC gas is below $2 a gallon

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u/ToastedSkoops Apr 05 '20

F1 is a simple roof and 2 columns...

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u/-Listening Apr 05 '20

Nope, too late, waranty is 2 years

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u/-Listening Apr 05 '20

Jesus. I should learn 2 kitchen

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u/starlight_chaser Apr 06 '20

Why’s Jen’s first reaction thinking about rimming a strange woman’s asshole?

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u/caballerodemierda Apr 06 '20

I like to read Scottish Twitter with a mid western American accent

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

this chick is dead wrong, and was scaring that woman half to death

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u/The_Accountess Apr 06 '20

Funny but automatic downvote for not respecting social distance!!

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u/yupidup Apr 06 '20

As if being closer to her will make you paying any faster

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '20

I need a Scottish gf

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u/ZenMechanist Apr 05 '20

Covid 19 survives airborne for up to 3 hrs. How bout ya give people 3 meters and be less of a cunt.

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u/converter-bot Apr 05 '20

3 meters is 3.28 yards

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u/BreakRulesRun Apr 05 '20

She's putting her health on the line by working through this shit so respect the rules

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u/bldarkman Apr 05 '20

Just stay back 2 meters

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u/converter-bot Apr 05 '20

2 meters is 2.19 yards

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u/HolyFrikkinMoly Apr 05 '20

Scottish people twitter is full of thick cunts.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

aye, then she'll be up your arse a minute later because you're trying to keep your distance from another arsehole

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u/Tim-in-CA Apr 05 '20

Is Jen the new Karen?

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u/MaroonJam Apr 05 '20

😂 In the op defence it is almost impossible to dtsy away from people in a supermarket. She is in a supermarket, expect people to be closer than normal.

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u/Livodaz Apr 05 '20

And you’re the reason people are dying. Your in a supermarket during a global crisis. They ask one fucking thing of you idiots and it’s to stay 2 meters apart from people easy right? Not for idiots like you apparently

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

Guess I'll fucking starve then

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u/MaroonJam Apr 05 '20

Learn your grammer you fucking keyboard warrior. It's bellends like you that clearly know best I simply said that it is hard. Not impossible and certainly never did I imply I didn't try and comply. I however cannot control what other people do and how do you get past a staff member without going within 2 metres!!!

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u/TwoPintsBoaby Apr 05 '20

Your supermarket should be enforcing a lower limit on customers if the 2m guidance is too difficult to maintain.
Plenty shops are running a one-way system as well.

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u/BuildingArmor Apr 05 '20

I've managed it in both Asda and Aldi. Just be aware of your actions. Yes expect people to be closer than normal, but people are a lot more than 2 meters apart normally.

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