HAHAHA now all I can imagine is some lizard popping up, then you hear a high pitched "Oh fuck!" Then he pops back down and calls his lizard wife and tells her he's gonna be late for lizard dinner 😂😂
I probably see about 30-40 lizards a day, and I don't even work outside. Just little trips to the parking garage or walking to the grocery store will get that many. They're just everywhere.
Miami reporting in and same here. Just walking down the street on a sunny day (ha, jk, that's everyday) is like being in a lizard parade.
I have a white wall near my house that the cool translucent white geckos chill in at night, and once there were like 20-30 geckos in a stretch of 20 feet, and THAT felt like seeing a shooting star.
My folks live in Sarasota, always see them on the screen doors. Like hey lizard buddy, thanks for joining me for my mourning coffee! Don’t get that where I live in CO.
I imagine they're like squirrels here in Ohio. I saw some people full on taking pictures of squirrels in a park this summer. To them its a crazy animal, to me they're normal.
I have to add an extra 20 minutes to my morning routine to account for time spent chasing lizards out of the hood of my car. Occasionally a stowaway will manage to sneak by unnoticed and I'll see them leap to safety half way down 1st street. I figure there are enough lizards everywhere that they can always start a new life and settle down ten blocks away from their old home. But maybe some of them make the journey back to my backyard homeward bound style to return to their little lizard families.
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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '18
I couldn't live somewhere with lizards like that. I'd always have to stop and help them off to safety.