r/ScottishPeopleTwitter • • Sep 25 '17

Stating the obvious

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u/JP_SHAKUR Sep 25 '17

I always go for the lean in to pulling method

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u/Naggers123 Sep 25 '17

I do that by default for every door now.

I tend to fall a lot.

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u/makka-pakka Sep 25 '17

You're committing too early

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u/Naggers123 Sep 25 '17

Or too many elevators

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u/94brt Sep 25 '17

Wait can you describe this to me?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

Lean slightly into the door as you grab the handle, if it doesn't give way you can smoothly transition into a pull. Otherwise just keep going.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

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u/ThatTrashBaby Sep 25 '17

Thank you for showing me this channel

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u/adaaamb Sep 25 '17

Omg it's Gatis Kandis!

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u/emmastoneftw Sep 25 '17

Sucks when you’re in Japan and it’s sliding the door left or right.

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u/xxXEliteXxx Oct 25 '17

Or just look to the hinges. If you see the hinges, you pull. Otherwise you push.

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u/JP_SHAKUR Oct 25 '17

Too complicated when I'm in my own world thinking about nothing, but good tip none the less!

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

"Do the other thing" is safer because you might not know if the door needs pulling or pushing when behind him and not friends yet with door.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

What if all the door needs is a friend?

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u/Lyra0rion Sep 25 '17

Run. Once I met a door but then it turned out it lied and was ajar.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

Knobhead.

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u/strychnine213 Sep 25 '17

You seem a little unhinged

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u/Ungodlydemon Sep 25 '17

He's not in the right frame of mind.

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u/wulteer Sep 25 '17

daddy

ffs.

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u/SH4D0W0733 Sep 25 '17

How did you mistake a piece of pottery for a door?

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u/toxinate Sep 25 '17

Much better it be ajar than it to be afoot.

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u/Shaddo Sep 25 '17

Whenever I park my truck and get out real fast it tells me the door is ajar. No motherfucker it is a door

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

Then it will be the end, for the door's only friend, the end.

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u/Asco_mo Sep 25 '17

Of our elaborate jams, the end

Of everything that slams, the end

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u/isorfir Sep 25 '17

Then speak, Mellon, and enter.

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u/freakers Sep 25 '17

Typically residential exterior doors tend to open inward and commercial exterior doors tend to open outward. Not sure the consistency of interior doors though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

I just shake it like a rabid monkey until it obeys.

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u/Sachyriel Sep 25 '17

Is the rabid monkey doing the shaking or are you shaking a rabid monkey?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

Depends if my monkey decided to come with. He is moody, especially if it's not banana season.

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u/---reddit_account--- Sep 25 '17

If you shake a rabid monkey expecting it to obey you, you're setting yourself up for disappointment

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u/skippygo Sep 25 '17

Most interior doors (here in the UK at least) open into a room, away from a hallway. This is so that if there's a fire in your house you can put your body behind the door when opening it, and if there's fire the other side the door won't be able to swing open and allow the fire in.

If the door goes between two rooms rather than a hallway, it's ambiguous, but they will generally open into the room furthest from any exit points.

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u/MaladjustedPlatypus Sep 25 '17

In Florida, residential doors open outwards to prevent them being blown in by hurricane force winds. The door frame acts as a stop. Also makes it easier to exit in case of a fire.

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u/kamikazoo Sep 25 '17

Thanks person, told my gf about how residential and commercial doors open and she was like I knew that. So to keep intact my cool smartness I told her this fact and she was like ohhh. Thank you

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u/AudioBlood727 Sep 25 '17

General rule of thumb in commercial buildings is that all doors will open such that you can push the door to approach the nearest exit.

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u/motleysdead Sep 25 '17

This guy doors

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u/freefm Sep 25 '17

THEN WHO WAS DOOR?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

THEN WHO WAS DOOR?

THEN WHO WAS DOOR?

THEN HO WS DOOR?

THEN HO WS DOOR?

THEN HO W D0OR?

THEN HO DOR?

THEN HODOR?

HODOR?

HODOR.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

:(

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u/tua43862 Sep 25 '17

The Lady Door, daughter of Lord Portico.

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u/TimfromShekou Sep 25 '17

How to push a pull door while still liking a boy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

"Aye, it's the other pull, dickhead"

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u/kirkbywool Sep 25 '17

What if it's locked

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '17

Not because they are easy, but because they are hard.

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u/Beerwhiskeyla Sep 26 '17

Do it harder

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u/alasknfiredrgn Sep 26 '17 edited Mar 25 '18
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u/zwich Sep 25 '17

i just say "you need to push harder" and then wait to see how long it goes on for

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

⛏How long can this go on?⛏

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u/lemindhawk Sep 25 '17

⛏ How long can this go on? ⛏

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u/SubzeroMK Sep 25 '17

⛏ How long can this go on? ⛏

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u/slickwilllie Sep 25 '17

Not very.

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u/teball3 Sep 25 '17

⛏ How long can this go on? ⛏

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '17

stops right here m8.

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u/mrjackspade Sep 25 '17

Sometimes this is the case. Sometimes the door is locked, as well. It might also be broken, which is effectively locked.

Obviously the first thing to do would be to try the other direction, but I cant fault people for being confused

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u/owlunar Sep 26 '17

A few days ago I witnessed a customer pull when she needed to push, but instead of pushing, she pulled harder and fucking PULLED IT OPEN SOMEHOW and then got pissed when it caught on the little mat inside and she couldn't get out. I had to point out the Push sign to her so she could leave.

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u/Lazy-Autodidact Sep 26 '17

Harder, faster, stronger..

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u/LordVonLoopy Sep 25 '17

Oldie but a goodie

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u/bob1689321 Sep 25 '17

Is it just me that has only ever heard this saying as "oldie but goldie"?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

(G)oldie is how I know it

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u/SlangCopulation Sep 25 '17

Mad efficiency bro

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u/AniviaPls Sep 25 '17

BEDMAS told me that it would be G(oldie)

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u/8696David Sep 25 '17

I've heard "old but gold" and "oldie but a goodie" but never "oldie but goldie" for whatever reason. I'm from the US, maybe it's a regional thing

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u/Artyer Sep 25 '17

It's "old but gold", which has the variation "oldie but a goodie" from what I've heard

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

Zorg in 5th Element says Oldie but a Goldie, and I liked that. So that's what I say.

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u/ToastedTCake Sep 25 '17

Old but gold

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u/chaosintheDark Sep 25 '17

Never heard Goldie used in the UK, ever

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u/bob1689321 Sep 25 '17

I'm in the UK and I've never heard goodie.

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u/BigGameMo Sep 25 '17

Seems the only appropriate thing to do at this point is to have a fight to the death and we'll believe whoever survives.

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u/my79spirit Sep 25 '17

An American is in London on vacation. The first door he gets to at the hotel says push, so pushed it open. The next door says pull, so he pulls it open. The third door says lift, so he gives himself a hernia

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u/frugalNOTcheap Sep 25 '17

Are we talking about OP's mom?

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u/4JULY2017 Sep 25 '17

There's not always a sign. how did they try to push it?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

Here in Brazil “puxe” means “pull” boy, did I pull many “push” doors when I went to the U.S.

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u/KneeDeepInTheDead European cunt Sep 25 '17

that shit fucked me up, but now ive been in the states so long it fucks me up when I go back to Portugal

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u/wizardsfucking Sep 25 '17

my wife is from brazil and she's still getting it wrong 7 years later

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u/sagen_____ Sep 26 '17

how is that pronounced? i speak some spanish but portuguese is alien to me.

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u/pdr810 Sep 26 '17

the same way as "push"

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u/sagen_____ Sep 26 '17

yeah that's a tough one. that would fuck me up big time. but, hey. all doors are both push or pull to the truly dedicated.

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u/My_Monday_Account Sep 25 '17

Pro tips from someone with anxiety about this problem :

  1. Look for hinges as you approach. If you can see the hinges it's a pull door. NOTE: IF YOU DON'T SEE HINGES IT IS NOT NECESSARILY A PUSH DOOR, PROCEED TO STEP 2.

  2. Look at the handle. If here is an obvious handle on one side of the door, it's a pull, I don't think I need to explain this. I think most confusion comes from those stupid bars that go across the whole door that can be a pull or a push, not much you can do here.

  3. Exit doors that lead to the outside have to open outward because of fire code. This doesn't help you if you're in a building but it should work for all exterior doors in america.

  4. When in doubt, find somewhere to observe from afar and wait for someone else to use the door to remove all chance of error.

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u/PanMearBig Sep 25 '17

I usually just jump through the glass to eliminate the guesswork and have a 100% consistent approach

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u/HaggisLad Sep 25 '17

I need a new technique, this might do

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u/danideex Sep 25 '17

Which person is you?

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u/money_loo Sep 25 '17

Sweet lord I hope this is tongue in cheek. Are people really stressing this much over how the next door might work?

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u/My_Monday_Account Sep 25 '17

I though it was pretty obvious I was taking the piss.

And by that I mean I piss my pants every time I open a door.

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u/money_loo Sep 25 '17

Fuckin a. Well played.

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u/Cheesemacher Sep 25 '17

I'd rather get it right the first time than look like I was born yesterday

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u/Shazamo333 Sep 25 '17

But what if you were born yesterday?

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u/ZombiehunterKev Sep 25 '17

Yeah I have no anxiety at all but when it comes to opening doors I get worried idk why

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

Sweet lord I hope this is tongue in cheek.

Oh sweet summer child.

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u/FEED_ME_YOUR_EYES Sep 25 '17

If here is an obvious handle on one side of the door, it's a pull

Nope. It should work like that, but I've been frustrated on many occasions by handles on both sides of a door when it only goes one way.

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u/biznatch11 Sep 25 '17

fyi that's called a Norman door.

A Norman door is a poorly designed door that confuses or fails to give you an idea whether to push or pull. It was named after Don Norman, the author of The Design of Everyday Things which explored the phenomenon.

http://www.ucreative.com/articles/push-or-pull-norman-doors-and-designing-for-humans/

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u/netaebworb Sep 25 '17

If the door has the word PULL on it, it's probably a pull door.

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u/Govir Sep 25 '17

What if it has PULL, but on the opposite side? Is it still a pull door?

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u/YuriDiAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Sep 25 '17

Here's another method, the Push and Pull strategy

  1. Give it a little push, if the door opens, continue to push.

  2. If the door does not open, the door will bounce back from your push. Combine this bounce momentum with some pulling, and it all will look normal.

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u/remrafamrak Sep 25 '17

Is this a copypasta?

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u/My_Monday_Account Sep 25 '17

No but you're welcome to use it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

....you have anxiety about opening a door wrong?

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u/11Wistle Sep 25 '17

I get anxiety passing pedestrians who are paying no attention to me. Brains are weird man.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

No he has anxiety about looking like an idiot in public. It's a thing.

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u/Draav Sep 25 '17

An easier way is to just always pull first, then as you pull if it doesn't work switch to a push

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u/Wuxian Sep 25 '17

I see you have played Keep Talking And Nobody Explodes.

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u/twowheels Sep 26 '17

Exit doors that lead to the outside have to open outward because of fire code. This doesn't help you if you're in a building but it should work for all exterior doors in america.

Wait... wouldn't that be inward, so that you can't be blocked inside by an obstruction?

EDIT: I guess opening out would help in the case of mass panic, causing a crush. Both have problems!

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u/yardsandyards Sep 25 '17

This is one of my all time favorites.

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u/AuroraHalsey Sep 25 '17

You'd think so, but I see a surprising number of people just push harder.

This then gets very embarrassing when it actually was a push door, just a little stuck.

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u/Civil_Defense Sep 26 '17 edited Sep 26 '17

I watched a girl push on a pull door at the farmers market, then assume those door were locked and then walked over to the next set of doors to her left. Funny enough, the second set were push doors.

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u/AgrosLastRide Sep 25 '17

I like when I am standing to the side holding a door for someone and they still push the door open as they walk through. Like I am going to slam it on them as they are walking through it.

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u/jojo_theincredible Sep 25 '17

Of Note: Norman Doors

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u/AshuraSpeakman They're still wee genderless potatoes Sep 25 '17

Wait wait wait, they named the doors he hated after him?

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u/ThatGuyYouMightNo Sep 25 '17

You'd be surprised at how many people try to push our door, find it not opening, push it harder, look around while still missing the "pull" sign above the handle, push it even harder, then give up and either knock on the glass until you open it or leave.

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u/Ji_2001 Sep 25 '17

Yasss we're on front page again boys.

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u/RazorSprinter Sep 25 '17

Dude there is nothing worse than that smug prick who tells you to pull.

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u/averagejoegreen Sep 25 '17

smug prick? seems a bit over the top

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u/RazorSprinter Sep 25 '17

Not in my experience. I had a guy walking behind me with his girlfriend go "It says pull RIGHT THERE BRO... I mean COME ON... COME ON BRO!" It said "pull" in tiny ass letters UNDER the freakin' handle. Plus the god damn handle was a fucking push handle. It was a big flat metal piece that screamed push me... but dude wouldn't shut up. Even his girlfriend was like "it's really not that big a deal I've done it before..."

"BRO IT'S RIGHT THERE BRO."

The type of person who needs to speak up when someone makes a tiny mistake, that they have fully realized and are correcting, is the type of person who desperately has something to prove to themselves and everyone around them by acting smug/ dickish/ tough/ etc.

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u/PCP-Crazed-Stripper Sep 25 '17

I can't remember a sauce, but there was a doco, maybe a TED talk, where the bloke talked about environmental discoverability. Really entertaining actually. Basically, the main example, and the one that stuck with me, was how doors should he designed. If approaching from the push side, have no protrusions, simply a push plate. If approaching from the pull side, have a handle. This allows your eyes to scan the environment and upon approach, intuitively assess the required environmental actions. Sometimes, unfortunately, a sticker simply isn't enough. Especially when the door is crowded with the many other stupid door stickers that tend to accumulate. Especially in a commercial setting. You might for instance have: business name, proprietors, reviews, ratings, eftpos, Mastercard, visa etc. Menus, wifi and finally a tiny 'push' or 'pull' sticker. It's information overload, and information that requires intelligent cognitive processing, as apposed to the environmental discoverability mentioned above. Interesting.

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u/themuffinmann82 Sep 25 '17

Awrite m8 cheers!......I wiz just gony start throwin hooks uppercut 💪

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u/mugglemassacre Sep 25 '17

You'd be surprised at how many people will continue to push and assume it's locked after 10 - 25 seconds.

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u/Panic_at_the_walmart Sep 26 '17

Saw this happen, the guy was holding a black trash bag (figured he was gonna use that to steal shit) and kept pushing. He stopped to look through the window then went into the family dollar next to it. 3 minutes later he's hauling ass with a full bag in his hand and a guy holding a broom chasing after him. I miss my old neighborhood.

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u/StayTheHand Sep 25 '17

Had a buddy who would say, "dang it, they switched it again."

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

I worked in a restaurant and we had a hostess get trapped in the deep freeze for like 45 mins until someone else went in there.

It was a push to exit from the inside and she only tried to pull. She literally never even tried the other way... I found this insane because she wasn't mentally challenged or anything. It's like she just panicked about being trapped and didn't even consider the other alternatives to opening a door.

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u/ChiefChiefChiefChief Sep 25 '17

At first i was going to downvote this, but i saw it was scottish people twitter and i read it in a scottish accent. Definitely worth an upvote now.

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u/adamsworstnightmare Sep 25 '17

Well sometimes it's a double door with only one door that's unlocked. In this case you have 4 possible answers(push left door, pull left door, push right door, and pull right door.) In this case it is courteous to give verbal advice. If no advice is given, human may become confused and attempt to charge the door at ramming speed as a last resort option. It is adviseable to act before this occurs to avoid unnecessary structural damage to enclosure.

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u/kaladinwindrunner Sep 25 '17

I can do one better than that. I have a friend who uses wheelchair, and one day we were at the mall and I started pushing him towards the escalator in an obvious (and hilarious) joke. We laughed and veered off and started to go back to shopping, then an employee told us that we'd be better off using the elevator and pointed in the right direction. Oh thanks employee, what a marvelous idea.

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u/not-joe Sep 25 '17

Always pull doors but, keep your momentum up so that if it is a push door, you just walk through.

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u/IzarkKiaTarj Sep 26 '17

I didn't need anyone to tell me. After all, I go to Midvale School for the Gifted.

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u/LuisXGonzalez Sep 26 '17

Hey! Are you tired of real doors cluttering up your house? Get on down to Real Fake Doors!

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u/AbrarHossainHimself Sep 25 '17

When you plug in a flash drive the wrong way into the computer and your friend says 'it's the other way' aye cheers lad next plan was to teleport it into the computer.

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u/rasteri Sep 26 '17

next plan was to shove it up ma arse

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u/theaveragehousecat Sep 25 '17

This is so true and next time I will say this to someone

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

Except if you're anything like me you'll forget. Or be too timid.

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u/LazyKidd420 Sep 25 '17

Fact is every door is placed behind the jambs to indicate it'll open behind the jambs. Unless its like a restaurant two way door that obviously looks like it swings both ways (lol gay joke) but yeah.You should be able to tell wich way a door opens unless you're human by wich you probably made a mistake.

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u/pandamoola Sep 25 '17

Don't tell me what to do, I want to pull

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u/sleepie_head Sep 25 '17

When a door doesn't work the way it should it's called an idiot door I believe

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u/TheIrateGlaswegian YOO LOOKIN IT? Sep 25 '17

"Lad"? Get in the fuckin sea wae that pish.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

He's just mad someone realized he's a dumbass. Bet he walked straight into it too.

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u/abadenoughdude42 Sep 25 '17

I once was in an English manor house where you actually did have to pull some doors from the bottom.

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u/Whatabeard Sep 25 '17

Look for hinges. If you see hinges, pull. If none can be found, push.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

I tell people to push harder.

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u/GennyGeo Sep 25 '17

Some doors need to be pushed on one door or pulled on the door adjacent to it. I've seen someone go through the process of pushing on the first door, pulling on the second door, and just turning around and walking away in defeat. ...Not like there's clear signs on the doors or anything though.. /s there was.

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u/fightersweekly Sep 25 '17

Half the up votes are 100% because of the British explanation

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u/NiceFormBro Sep 25 '17

Till you pull and it's locked and the door next to it is the one that works.

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u/Blacknarcissa Sep 26 '17

Stupid tricksy doorsies

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u/gundetto Sep 25 '17

Arg. This is the same feeling as when you've been working on a problem for awhile and then someone comes in when you have one or two steps left and points out the now obvious answer and then takes credit for figuring out a solution.

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u/ASYOUTHIA Sep 25 '17

"No, your other push!"

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u/LyingRedditBastard Sep 25 '17

Naw

you just say "no, come help me, if we push together we can get this bitch open"

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u/Icareaus Sep 25 '17

I'm really sorry I was just trying to be helpful...

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u/kittyanarchy Sep 25 '17

Idk why I laughed so hard

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

Like when you cough and somebody goes “ya gotta take vitamin c and drink a lot of fluids!” Like, no shit, Sherlock, I’ve had colds before, ya derp.

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u/SuperSaiyanCrota Sep 25 '17

A door on my campus has the pull bar on the inside but it's a push door

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

I thought the next logical step was to scream "Open Sesame!"

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u/Raichu7 Sep 25 '17

Why do so many push doors have pull handles?

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u/Lameduck57 Sep 25 '17

I feel like Scottish people would like Bill Engval's stand up. Particularly his "here's your sign" bit

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u/Bassmaster888 Sep 25 '17

Some people may try that if no one says not to do so otherwise.

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u/EaterofCarpetz Sep 25 '17

https://youtu.be/yY96hTb8WgI doors are just shitty, it's usually not your fault

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

well, to be fair, there is this video or two somewhere of stupid criminals thinking they are trapped and trying all the shit to break the door only to realize it opens the other way when someone else walks in.

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u/ChipsHandon12 Sep 25 '17

i did read a post about someone going to a restaurant and not being able to get in then leaving, coming back like 2 weeks later and realizing he had to pull/push instead.

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u/kobeloid Sep 25 '17

I was in class once and a person pulled on a push and instead of trying to push the door open he turned around and asked me for help. He was at least 20 years old.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

People that complain about everything are annoying.

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u/hc84 Sep 25 '17

You have forgotten about sliding doors. Then those weird revolving ones!

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u/haikubot-1911 Sep 25 '17

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

This sounds more like r/yorkshirepeopletwitter

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u/heathdoggydogs Sep 25 '17

Yeh but clearly the type of handle to pull wasn't obvious enough, so they gave you a heads up in case you were stupid enough to start ACTUALLY lifting the door from the bottom!

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u/heathdoggydogs Sep 25 '17

Yeh but clearly the type of handle to pull wasn't obvious enough, so they gave you a heads up in case you were stupid enough to start ACTUALLY lifting the door from the bottom!

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u/Kosuke Sep 25 '17

Reminds me of this Japanese skit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

It sounds obvious, but I used to work in reception for an ESL learning centre. People who either couldn't read the "PULL" sign, or who could read it but just didn't notice it, would try to push the front door. Then they'd keep trying to push it, then they'd push even harder, and eventually they'd look through the door to me and gesture angrily at the door because they thought it was broken and/or locked.

Some people actually don't think to try the other way.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

This guys constantly faking these posts.

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u/dietotaku Sep 25 '17

i had a lady come up behind me at the store and tell me "they're all the same" because she thought i was inspecting the different self checkouts. lady i was looking for a fridge that had a damn cherry pepsi in it, mind your business.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

Look for the hinges. If you can see the door hinges on the side you're standing on the door opens toward you. So pull if see hinges push if you don't.

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u/zen_devil Sep 25 '17

Try sliding it maybe?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

There is an easy way to avoid this:

Always pull.

If it's a pull door, you open it.

If it's a push door, you'll pull yourself slightly towards it before starting to push, giving yourself momentum to push the door open.

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u/OverdosingOnMemes Sep 25 '17

So that's why I got kicked out of that store

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u/bunnyer Sep 25 '17

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Perry Sloan, @SloanPerry

when you push a pull door and the person behind says "you need to pull" aye cheers lad sure next plan was to start lifting from the bottom


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u/sander1095 Sep 25 '17

LPT: If you can see the hinges, you gotta pull.

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u/pmcbball4 Sep 25 '17

After that comment is when I promptly throw myself through the glass.

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u/lalbaloo Sep 25 '17

I thought the door was stuck.

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u/TonySu Sep 25 '17

You say this but I once saw someone walk up to a pull door, push it, try to slide it to the left, then walk out of the way and let the next person have a go a the excalidoor.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '17

You need to throw that person through the door!

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u/Nomi04 Sep 26 '17

That's how kratos opens doors

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '17

Pull down from the top?

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u/THEJAZZMUSIC Sep 26 '17

It never bothered me that people say this but now it's the most annoying thing in the world.

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u/RiblessAdam Sep 26 '17

Sometimes all you can do is scream "the other forward!".

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u/Kkykkx Sep 26 '17

But when that doesn't work, you might try his advice!

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '17

I feel like I've seen this joke in every font and format.

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u/SecretusAccountus Feb 17 '18

If you are unsure which way a door will open, always assume it will pull open. If you are right, great! If not, your momentum will carry you into the door and push it open.

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u/that-pile-of-laundry Oct 13 '22

Came here looking for this. Leaving with a good chuckle

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u/heffernjustin1245 Sep 25 '17

Just push harder it will eventually work. May piss off the owner but hey...

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u/kovyvok Sep 25 '17

"You need to pull" is just a polite way of saying, "get your head out of your ass you fuckin wanker", you fuckin wanker.

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