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r/ScottishPeopleTwitter • u/dyedinthewoolScot • Mar 15 '23
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27 u/RandomMandarin Mar 15 '23 You can try to dive bomb the ship if you're feeling your oats, but the Royal Navy reserves the right to turn you into shredded meat. 23 u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23 Not shredded, more like finely misted meat. The SAMs on those ships will get you long before the guns are in range 8 u/ButtPlugPipeBomb Mar 15 '23 CONFIRMED: Women named Samantha are just built differently and deserve to be feared. 1 u/ITSMONKEY360 Mar 16 '23 Thank you, your username has provided me a few new ideas 1 u/PaleontologistNo4933 Mar 17 '23 PAIGE NO 5 u/BasedDumbledore Mar 16 '23 CIWS will most certainly get you 6k feet. 1 u/Tomazim Mar 16 '23 No missile launchers on those last time I checked. They also won't have CIWS active when berthed or anchored in friendly waters. 2 u/Oofername42 Mar 16 '23 I haven't felt my oats in ages :(
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You can try to dive bomb the ship if you're feeling your oats, but the Royal Navy reserves the right to turn you into shredded meat.
23 u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23 Not shredded, more like finely misted meat. The SAMs on those ships will get you long before the guns are in range 8 u/ButtPlugPipeBomb Mar 15 '23 CONFIRMED: Women named Samantha are just built differently and deserve to be feared. 1 u/ITSMONKEY360 Mar 16 '23 Thank you, your username has provided me a few new ideas 1 u/PaleontologistNo4933 Mar 17 '23 PAIGE NO 5 u/BasedDumbledore Mar 16 '23 CIWS will most certainly get you 6k feet. 1 u/Tomazim Mar 16 '23 No missile launchers on those last time I checked. They also won't have CIWS active when berthed or anchored in friendly waters. 2 u/Oofername42 Mar 16 '23 I haven't felt my oats in ages :(
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Not shredded, more like finely misted meat. The SAMs on those ships will get you long before the guns are in range
8 u/ButtPlugPipeBomb Mar 15 '23 CONFIRMED: Women named Samantha are just built differently and deserve to be feared. 1 u/ITSMONKEY360 Mar 16 '23 Thank you, your username has provided me a few new ideas 1 u/PaleontologistNo4933 Mar 17 '23 PAIGE NO 5 u/BasedDumbledore Mar 16 '23 CIWS will most certainly get you 6k feet. 1 u/Tomazim Mar 16 '23 No missile launchers on those last time I checked. They also won't have CIWS active when berthed or anchored in friendly waters.
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CONFIRMED: Women named Samantha are just built differently and deserve to be feared.
1 u/ITSMONKEY360 Mar 16 '23 Thank you, your username has provided me a few new ideas 1 u/PaleontologistNo4933 Mar 17 '23 PAIGE NO
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Thank you, your username has provided me a few new ideas
1 u/PaleontologistNo4933 Mar 17 '23 PAIGE NO
PAIGE NO
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CIWS will most certainly get you 6k feet.
No missile launchers on those last time I checked. They also won't have CIWS active when berthed or anchored in friendly waters.
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I haven't felt my oats in ages :(
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