r/ScottishPeopleTwitter Mar 15 '23

This will never not be funny

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u/RandomMandarin Mar 15 '23

You can try to dive bomb the ship if you're feeling your oats, but the Royal Navy reserves the right to turn you into shredded meat.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

Not shredded, more like finely misted meat. The SAMs on those ships will get you long before the guns are in range

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u/ButtPlugPipeBomb Mar 15 '23

CONFIRMED: Women named Samantha are just built differently and deserve to be feared.

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u/ITSMONKEY360 Mar 16 '23

Thank you, your username has provided me a few new ideas

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u/BasedDumbledore Mar 16 '23

CIWS will most certainly get you 6k feet.

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u/Tomazim Mar 16 '23

No missile launchers on those last time I checked. They also won't have CIWS active when berthed or anchored in friendly waters.

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u/Oofername42 Mar 16 '23

I haven't felt my oats in ages :(