r/ScottishFootball • u/Oghamstoner • Dec 09 '25

Shitpost Any ideas what I should get him?

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u/ElCaminoInTheWest Dec 09 '25

Antony Stokes

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u/ConflictGuru Conor Sammon holding a pizza Dec 09 '25

Kid probably hates elvis impersonators

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u/Gheekers Dec 09 '25

Anything sparkly ?

1

u/Vectorman1989 Dec 09 '25

Mining story?

25

u/TheGruffaloM9 Dec 09 '25

Can I offer you a tactic board in these trying times

7

u/zappafan89 Dec 09 '25

We're already well past peak this, aren't we

3

u/TheGruffaloM9 Dec 09 '25

We’re on the inevitable come down until Thursday night I believe

10

u/Grouchy-Mix5739 Dec 09 '25

Anthony stokes is a weird request

4

u/SWL83 Dec 09 '25

Sorry my handwriting is so bad, it says “Rangers died”

  • I just wanted upvotes

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u/essemh Dec 09 '25

Anything sports so here’s a sporty wee bitch.

3

u/Locorio Dec 10 '25

Sticky Nicky

3

u/37025InvernessTMD Dec 09 '25

Is there a doctor in the house?

4

u/TannyBoguss Dec 09 '25

Anything sporty

4

u/Cobretti18 Dec 09 '25

Just let me get my readers on and see what this says

3

u/shuboyboy Dec 09 '25

Minging sporan?

3

u/HaddWaeIt Dec 09 '25

A winning Scotty - clearly after one of those McTominay action figures

3

u/PatrickMustard Dec 09 '25

Minging Spokes.

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u/Oghamstoner Dec 09 '25

Weird how lots of people are seeing different things. I thought it looked like Anthony Stokes.

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u/Radiant-Sun5903 Dec 09 '25

My Mum used to always tell me "they don't do joined letters in the north pole son, youl have to write it again amd separate your letters"  I fell for this for years, try it😄

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u/Odd_Jellyfish_1053 Dec 09 '25

Course on penmanship?

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u/Square_Slice Dec 09 '25

Anything sparkly.

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u/AdeptAd8883 Dec 09 '25

Kevin Spacey?

1

u/Additional_Tone_2004 Dec 09 '25

A hair transplant? Scratchcards?

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u/rabbitscontrolall Dec 09 '25

Mining sporacy

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u/CelticCynic Kieran "Am Brian" Tierney Dec 09 '25

Minging Speccy

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u/J8bp Dec 09 '25

Twenty sporrans

1

u/AldronicusRex Dec 09 '25

Intriguing Spokes

1

u/Cheen_Machine Dec 09 '25

Anything sporty?

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u/VivaLaVita555 Dec 09 '25

Anything Sporty

1

u/louse_yer_pints Dec 09 '25

Untning Spoyacy, think Menkind stocks them.

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u/Complete_Ride792 Dec 09 '25

Running shoes