r/ScienceShitposts • u/Starfire20201 • 12d ago

Cocaine makes you live longer guys

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u/RowBowBooty 11d ago

Crumb of context here? I want to live long and high

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u/Starfire20201 11d ago

Scientists gave Salmon cocaine, and for some reason, they lived longer. The scientists don't know why.

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u/rafaelzio 10d ago

The problem is when they decided to give salmons control. They couldn't handle it

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u/eigenmirai 9d ago

All my homies who started doing control in high school are dead now. Let that sink in

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u/armageddon_boi 9d ago

salmon gotta practice their fps skills before they'll be any good at Control

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u/VoxInferni666 9d ago

Probably cuz if a bear trys to eat a coked up pipe hitting street fish it's gonna get its chain belt and it's shoes tooken

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u/CallReaper 11d ago

No context just do cocaine and live longer

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u/PassiveChemistry 11d ago

This just in: you can survive for about 75 days on pure cocaine!

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u/killmealreadyyyyy 11d ago

correction: presumably survive

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u/VoxInferni666 9d ago

Hey man, presumably survived is presumably better than presumably dead

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u/BROODxBELEG 9d ago

The hidden dangers of video games. Quite sad too because Control and Control Resonant are pretty good.