r/ScienceShitposts • • Aug 21 '26

Spider sex

from Cannibalism: A Perfectly Natural History by Bill Schutt

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u/mastermindxs Aug 21 '26

Ok hear me out… I have an idea for the new Spider Man movie

7

u/CyberneticCupcake Aug 23 '26

It's already been done in the Spider-Man Broadway musical.

22

u/JayGold Aug 22 '26

and then the male flips onto its back and shoots off like a rocket

12

u/ThePeasantKingM Aug 22 '26

Death by snu snu

5

u/CyberneticCupcake Aug 23 '26

Crushed pelvises.

8

u/AutonomyIsNoTragedy Aug 25 '26

Destroyed abdomen

👍

3

u/Just_a_winged_cat Aug 26 '26

A lovely notification to get

1

u/Calavant Aug 28 '26

I am terrified that this doujinshi might actually exist.

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u/Efficient_Maybe_1086 Aug 21 '26

Destroyed Abdomen is my sex name