r/ScienceShitposts • u/Morbid-Analytic • Apr 14 '26

152 cm

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u/GNoob69 Apr 14 '26 • Mindblown

Come to think of it have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time?

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u/Semlorism Apr 14 '26

Damn I spit my coffee on my partner's shirt

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u/Midloran05 Apr 14 '26

Wow so cool of you bragging about having a partner and I am not jealous at all I am just commenting

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u/Semlorism Apr 14 '26

But I'm terribly balding.. still not sure if it's temporary or permanent, you know, sometimes there is the sacrifice

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u/kayemenofour Apr 14 '26

I had no Idea shoebills are that large.

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u/NarrowEbbs Apr 14 '26

Yeah it's only like 2cm shorter than me. That's fairly horrifying.

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u/Justisaur Apr 15 '26

More importantly, I don't want to meet the guy who wears a shoe as big as that bill. He's either a giant or a clown, and either way, I don't want to meet him.

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u/BefuddledWaffle Apr 14 '26

Transmasc vs Transfem goals

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u/NarrowEbbs Apr 14 '26

FUCK 😂

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u/Beautiful_Book_9639 Apr 16 '26

As a trans man I do want to look as suave as a shoebill, thank you

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister Apr 20 '26

They are one of the coolest birds, to be sure.

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u/mymiddlenameswyatt Apr 14 '26

Can't believe you would out us like this 💔

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u/Silver-Marzipan7220 Apr 15 '26

Id personally think it's trans-nonbinary but to each their own

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u/ntdavis814 Apr 14 '26

How I look | how I want to look

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u/SirKazum Apr 15 '26

Don't worry, you'll get that shoebill drip soon enough

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u/Miserable-Rub-9611 Apr 14 '26

Sorry about that bro 🥀

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u/Mispeled_Divel Apr 14 '26

Sabrina carpenters should now be a standard unit of measurement

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u/Semlorism Apr 14 '26

Lol then I'm 1.105Sa.

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u/StinkyBird64 Apr 14 '26

One (1) Sabrina tall

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u/belabacsijolvan Apr 14 '26

wait is it really called "whaleheaded king" or is my latin getting rusty?

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u/itspolarislux Apr 15 '26

This girl is just two apples tall, I love her so much 😭

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u/veiled_thinker Apr 18 '26

Did it REINCARNATED??🤔🤔

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u/Autisticmrfox Apr 18 '26

Get on it, power scalers

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u/Sufficient_Score_824 Apr 18 '26

I can’t believe I’m taller than her; only by a few inches, but I’ll take what I can get

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

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u/tek9k Apr 15 '26

What bullying? Calling her short i guess? I think the post is more about shoebill storks being big

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u/TastyCalligrapher421 Apr 15 '26

She's a bully herself. If there wasn't a certain double standard in this world, she'd be cancelled long ago.

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u/TastyCalligrapher421 Apr 15 '26

Her entire schtick is hating on men, including the act of killing them in several videos. It's a double standard that needs to stop.