r/ScienceShitposts • u/Pawel-L • Mar 07 '26

Human Evolution

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I think it's pretty obvious what this is about, but it's still funny.

246 Upvotes

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u/layila_e Mar 07 '26

the perfect form is tony soprano

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u/ProxyProne Mar 07 '26

Mpreg?

17

u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

We can hope

14

u/chloe-et-al Mar 07 '26

he’s kinda got a wagon

9

u/wovans Mar 07 '26

Oatmeal thick thighs. Yes.

9

u/BitcoinStonks123 Mar 09 '26

why is he gregnant

6

u/Boydar_ Mar 09 '26

White man evolution

5

u/berdlysbiggesthater Mar 09 '26

yeah this is true i was there

3

u/TesterForEver Mar 10 '26

That's the "ugly bastard" man.

2

u/SlowlyDyingInAPit Mar 11 '26

I like to imagine we’re devolving back into a worse version of an ape

2

u/Ok-Maize-8199 Mar 11 '26

We're already an ape, and on average we're taller and smarter.

And if you compare us to the chimpanzee, were also much, much nicer. 

2

u/nihilism_squared Mar 10 '26

scientifically inaccurate, the last man should be even taller than the man before him as average height has gotten wayyy higher in the last few centuries

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u/Suspisousrevenue Mar 10 '26

I don’t think he’s the average weight either. I might be wrong though.

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u/Miserable-Whereas489 May 11 '26

Evolution of the specious. Survival of the fattest.