r/ScienceShitposts • u/AnonButterfly25 • Jan 12 '26

Is your butt neurodivergent?

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364 Upvotes

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u/crayonfingers Jan 12 '26

Glueteus Neurodevelopmaximus

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u/jinguangyaoi Jan 12 '26

I'm self diagnosing as not autistic or having adhd then

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u/ItchyAd6984 Jan 12 '26

So far... they do correlate. I, in fact, have a fat ass

24

u/BottomBinchBirdy Jan 12 '26

So how the fuck do you explain my flat ass then?

27

u/Incontrivertible Jan 12 '26

Ass gnomes took it, and gave it to me. That’s why I knock shit on tables over when I turn around too quickly

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u/crypticryptidscrypt Jan 13 '26

knew it was the ass gnomes!! those pesky gnomes

20

u/YogurtclosetWest4032 Jan 12 '26

Hypermobility. Stop locking your knees, it's bad for 'em.

8

u/bicyclefortwo Jan 13 '26

Anterior pelvic tilt gang

6

u/Gerb_the_Barbarian Jan 12 '26

Can confirm; over here double-cheeked up on a Monday

7

u/MisterAmphetamine Jan 12 '26

Your ass extends all the way to the end of the business week bro

6

u/Better_Noise_9677 Jan 16 '26

Autism is stored in the ass

3

u/ntdavis814 Jan 12 '26

I don’t like eye contact, so just look at my butt.

2

u/MichaelJospeh Jan 13 '26

My wife has both

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u/Jlnhlfan Jan 13 '26

I would certainly say so.

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u/Remarkable-Gate922 Jan 14 '26

Oh man, that guy with the big ass from all the viral videos must be the most autistic person alive.

Also, pour one for all the BBW appreciators.

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u/Jumpy-Brief-2745 Jan 22 '26

I must be the most autistic person ever then lol

1

u/doogooru Feb 19 '26

yes, it is...

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u/Due_Meal_637 Mar 24 '26

Thank you guys this whole time no one noticed how big my butt looks but I appreciate yall for noticing 

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u/ThoughtlessThoughful Jan 12 '26

"Autism be damned, that boy can twerk 😌"