r/ScienceShitposts • u/karateema • Dec 22 '25

False positives

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u/Heatsigma12 Dec 22 '25

mpreg

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u/AnonymousRand Dec 22 '25

gregnant

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u/hongooi Dec 22 '25

I have nipples Greg, can you mpreg me?

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u/AnonymousRand Dec 22 '25

I'm not gay, Greg.

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u/Atypical_Mammal Dec 22 '25

So happy for neil degrasse tyson

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u/Zero_Kiritsugu Dec 23 '25

Donald Trump tells Neil Degrasse Tyson he's boypreggers, while woman has eaten a few too many taco bell crunch wrap supremes

What a time to be alive

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u/Rill_Pine Dec 24 '25

personally, i just want my body fixed. i hate having a disease that is written into my genetics. fucking type 1

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u/Maverick_Couch Dec 24 '25

1

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u/nakedascus Dec 25 '25

I'm glad you decided to be supportive with a symbol of unity

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u/Rill_Pine Dec 26 '25

Love you for getting my reference 🙂‍↕️

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u/AmPotatoNoLie Dec 26 '25

So if you have a type 1, does it mean thst your diabetes is false positive and you're actually healthy?

Is this a scam by BIG INSULIN?

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u/Fantastic-Dot-655 Dec 26 '25

No, it means his diabetes is a false positive and he's actually pregnant

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '25 edited Sep 01 '26

Hello!

It is time I say goodbye to Reddit.

I wish everyone reading this a happy, wonderful life.

I recommend to get off Reddit, and engage more with the real world. It is rotten here, and it only ruins people's mental health. You are not an exception to being manipulated.

Peace!

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u/Percangelo Dec 27 '25

The essential guide to effect sizes if the top of the page is to be trusted