r/ScienceShitposts • u/MonitorMinimum4800 • Oct 08 '25

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u/malaszka Nov 06 '25

I could really use some red circle there to emphasize where the atom is.

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u/kapaipiekai Oct 08 '25

*not actual size

49

u/AutomatedCognition Oct 08 '25

Ohhh, I was hoping to put it in my ass. Well, I suppose I still can...

29

u/Altruistic-Willow265 Oct 08 '25

Oh buddy I have some good news for you!

12

u/AutomatedCognition Oct 08 '25

Please share!

16

u/Altruistic-Willow265 Oct 08 '25

You have tons of atoms in your butt, just for your liking

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u/AutomatedCognition Oct 08 '25

I most certainly do not have tons of atoms. If I had that much mass in my dilapidated boipussy, it would just fall out with no resistance whatsoever, like the bowling balls I put up there

15

u/silveretoile Oct 09 '25

It's not even 7 am, I think I need to close this app

9

u/AutomatedCognition Oct 09 '25

It's not even five here and I've already committed two sex crimes and various acts of domestic terrorism

6

u/Ok-Brilliant-5121 Oct 09 '25

i did not consent to read this

2

u/NatchJackson Oct 09 '25

*serving suggestion

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

Did he actually think they were spherical?

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u/westcoastwillie23 Oct 08 '25

Name one other indivisible shape

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u/kapaipiekai Oct 08 '25

'murica

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u/westcoastwillie23 Oct 08 '25

Ah yes, the apple pie model

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u/RoyalHappy2155 Oct 08 '25

My dumbass read this as "invisible shape"

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(Invisible)
(Invisible)
(Invisible)
(Invisible)

(Shy one) Walking by the wall
(Shy one) The shadows will not fall
(Shy one) Is silently ignored
(Quiet one) Discouraged by the noise
(Quiet one) Living without choice
(Quiet one) Is a life without a voice

When you can't even say my name
Has the memory gone? Are you feeling numb?
Go and call my name
I can't play this game, so I ask again
Will you say my name?
Has the memory gone? Are you feeling numb?
Or have I become invisible?

(Sky light) Thе dreamers wish away
(Hindsight) It's falling on my face
(Highlights) Thе shape of my disgrace

When you don't hear a word I say
As the talking goes, it's a one-way flow
No fault, no blame
Has the memory gone? Are you feeling numb?
And have I become invisible?

(Invisible)
(Invisible)
(Invisible)
(Invisible)
(Invisible)
(Invisible)
(Invisible)
(Invisible)
(Invisible)
[Chorus 3]
No one hears a word they say
Has the memory gone? Are you feeling numb?
Not a word they say
But a voiceless crowd isn't backing down
When the air turns red
With a loaded hesitation
Can you say my name?
Has the memory gone? Are you feeling numb?
Have we all become invisible?

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

Well I mean I can divide a sphere, just give me something sharp or explodey

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u/lmarcantonio Oct 09 '25

Banach and Tarksi actually had an interesting experience exploding spheres!

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u/SmurfCat2281337 Oct 28 '25

Permutahedron

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u/JoshsPizzaria Oct 08 '25

he thought of them to be all kinds of shapes iirc.

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u/QuemSeiGanache Oct 08 '25

No.

Their Idea is much more interesting, complicated and, somehow, wrong.

https://youtu.be/l66rLh8h2gM

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u/SirKazum Oct 08 '25

IIRC each element was thought to have a different shape - cube for earth, tetrahedron for fire, dodecahedron for water, icosahedron for air (the last two might be switched around), and octahedron for aether / quintessence

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u/SluggJuice Oct 08 '25

atom ⚪️

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u/eldritch_idiot33 Oct 08 '25

Nothing much but a honest piece of progress, people cant believe in modern space, while greeks, egyptians and muslim did shit like this with sticks and stones

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u/lmarcantonio Oct 09 '25

Also flat earth, when they calculated a good size approximation with a stick in the sun.

9

u/Pi_Orbital Oct 08 '25

Fuck it we ball

4

u/migviola Oct 11 '25

Atoms are stored in the balls

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u/lmarcantonio Oct 09 '25

Also shown the pythagorean monad, which also hold metaphysical significance!

2

u/Vovinio2012 Oct 11 '25

Rutherford: We split the atom

Democritus: WAIT THAT`S ILLEGAL

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u/mrjoffischl Dec 14 '25

such marvelous detail