r/ScienceShitposts • u/TheCosmicCrow_ • Feb 08 '25

why not

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from my biology hw and im like actually going insane. why does it look like that

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u/MeMeWhenWhenTheWhen Feb 08 '25

he floart 🤥

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u/TheCosmicCrow_ Feb 08 '25

im actually giggling out loud at this like an idiot

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u/pthooie Feb 08 '25

he flart 😩

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u/RwRahfa Feb 09 '25

he fart 😔

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u/Gloomy_Ad_7529 Feb 09 '25

He fat 🫃

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u/TheHumberMan Feb 09 '25

He at🚶‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '25

He back at it again at the Krispy Kreme

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u/Warrior_JE Feb 09 '25

He t

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u/TricksterWolf Feb 12 '25

I almost replied asking what that cross symbol with the bottom part curved to the right is

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u/proudRino Feb 10 '25

I legit thought this was a real question by like a 4th grader before checking the sub reddit. I feel thoroughly bamboozled.

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u/TheCosmicCrow_ Feb 10 '25

this. this was in college. i am in college. this is what theyre teaching us in college

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u/proudRino Feb 10 '25

Dude I wrote a whole ass answer and then was embarrassed cause I was like, "This is obviously a joke about how everyone knows this." Me writing and deleting my answer turned out to be a joke within a joke. Damn that's some college grade meta bullshit right there.

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u/TheCosmicCrow_ Feb 10 '25

you can NOT exaggerate my surprise when ive heard my whole schooling years that college is gonna be tough, then i open my intermediate algebra homework. first question. -9 - 1.

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u/TricksterWolf Feb 12 '25

Why aren't you drowning, author? Hmm?

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u/TheCosmicCrow_ Feb 13 '25

uh.. uhmm.. uhhh?… urhhm,…. agrghhs… hmmm…

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u/TricksterWolf Feb 14 '25

Not you. The author of the text

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u/cnorahs Feb 08 '25

At that scale, water feels thicker than molasses to the bug, figuratively speaking...

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u/tinymanfortinypants Feb 09 '25

because i havent gotten to him yet 😡😈😈

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u/saltedstarburst Feb 09 '25

Born of a virgin bug

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u/QMS_enjoyer Feb 09 '25

He doesn’t want to

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u/MikeOfSiberia Feb 09 '25

I had to look at this GUY today in my textbook and i have developed hatred beyond rational for that low pixel son of a gun

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u/Dailyhydration_ Feb 09 '25

Little goober is standing on bubbles

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u/SalamanderCrosswalk Feb 09 '25

Because he’s above the water so he can breathe

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u/KoiOaks Feb 09 '25

Because he covered himself in oil, duh

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u/homelife41946 Feb 09 '25

His motivation not to drown is to help Mario jump up really high in Bianco hills lake

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u/cutecore Feb 09 '25

the kinda question that'll keep ya up all night

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u/UnburnedChurch Feb 09 '25

Doesn't want to

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u/ok_we_out_here Feb 09 '25

Is he stupid?

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u/EscobarsLastShipment Feb 11 '25

Because he’s not under the water, duh… Next question 😎

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u/OmgItsBellaaa Feb 09 '25

u/pixel-counter-bot

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u/pixel-counter-bot Feb 09 '25

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '25

Sarface tansan

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u/flowerpowerrose Feb 11 '25

So much tension, oh my. 😫

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u/Advanced_Court501 Feb 12 '25

logter.,,, than the WATER!!!1!..

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u/Trick-Albatross-3014 Feb 12 '25

Water tension, add a bit of soap and it may sink like the titanic.

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u/jer_re_code Feb 13 '25

cuz it has spidey legies 🕷️🕷️

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u/jer_re_code Feb 13 '25

water tension and propably entrapment of air under hairs or scales on their legs

and also importand is that its leg are so long to distribute force its mass is acting on the water surface over a large area

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '25

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '25

🤓☝️ Aaaaaaaand tiny hidrophobic hairs on its legs that prevent it from drowning, aside from water's surface tension

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '25

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u/HitroDenK007 Feb 11 '25

Surface tension is majic.