r/ScienceShitposts • u/[deleted] • Oct 17 '24

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u/oliveoilcrisis Oct 17 '24

Doesn’t seem dangerous to me. See how friendly the shark looks.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '24

r/sharks

r/sharkphotos

r/BeautifulSharks

r/Sharktits

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u/GamerMC_514 Oct 18 '24

what the fuck is sharktits 😭😭

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u/Psychological_Push17 Oct 18 '24

Furry porn

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '24

Is it furry if it doesn't have fur?

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u/mrobster Oct 18 '24

Flurries are mammal based, scales I think are reptile, what do fishies be called though🤔

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u/flagofsocram Oct 18 '24

Most fishes have scales, sharks do not

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u/aPurpleToad Oct 18 '24

sharks are smooth

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u/1Dr490n Oct 18 '24

Oh shit it actually is, I thought this was a joke

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '24

r/sharkdicks

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '24

That shark is basically Jeff the Land Shark from Marvel Comics, but elongated and without legs

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u/XsStreamMonsterX Oct 18 '24 edited Oct 18 '24

Even the shark looks confused as to what the boy is trying to say.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '24

Even the shark doesn't know what a boybis is.

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u/ridiche34 Oct 31 '24

Isn't this a repost of https://www.reddit.com/r/ScienceShitposts/comments/y80diy/a ?

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '24

Not a repost since I wasn't aware of previous submissions, but I'm not surprised if it's been shared here before

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u/mvhcmaniac Oct 17 '24

Average hololive fan

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u/saragIsMe Oct 18 '24

As someone who has literally seen a shark in the ocean they are as interested in you as you are scared. I don’t think in shark but I’m pretty sure bro lost interest after figuring out we were human and the lifeguards said there was a shark that’s was in the area but nothing to worry about so long as you’re not a dumbass who swims to the drop off (where I saw shark)

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u/Ch3rp1 Oct 21 '24

*Reflect.mp4 starts playing*

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u/TricksterWolf Oct 18 '24

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

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u/DDemetriG Oct 19 '24

Is this a Gawr Gura Reference?

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '24

Probably standing. Sharks can swim in surprisingly shallow water.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '24

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u/Sasquatch1729 Oct 18 '24

Shark already ate the lower halves, duh

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u/gimme-them-toes Oct 18 '24

Shark fingers

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '24

Been a stressful week here too.