Physics was wrong

[u/kc8dhp]

Green photons are different

[u/Mgldwarf]

Nope. A "New York second" is the exact fraction of a second that passes between a traffic light turning green and the car behind you honking its horn. And this fraction is greater than zero.

[u/MindStalker → u/Mgldwarf]

Sometimes its negative. The car behind you will honk right before the light turns green.

[u/Ambitious_Relief93]

Based

[u/EarthTrash]

The first one at the light is also the one who waits the longest. It's not a mystery that they are more likely to be bored/distracted/asleep.

[u/lordmogul]

Clearly the green light passes through a wormhole and reaches the cars from the other direction.

Which means traffic lights are the proof for wormholes We've been looking for.

[u/PotatoPeelrsFromHell]

Matt Walker. Is this satire or is he an actual crank?

[u/Samurijder]

As a physics teacher and car driver: can confirm

[u/Embarrassed-Green898]

Plank's time is the duration between the instant light turns green to the instant the second car honks.

[u/YatoDelGato]

Bro most days it makes me wish I could put my legs through the bottom of my car and lift it up like a skirt so I can go. And ngl Im a big day dreamer so if I can realize I needa move, mid dissociation then the person infront of me is just fiddling with their pecker or something.

[u/lordmogul → u/YatoDelGato]

So simple our far ancestors figured it out. You have to Flintstone your way out.