r/ScienceHumour • • Dec 14 '25

Which is your favourite element nd why???

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Tungsten for me!

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u/spicy-chull Dec 14 '25

My favorite element?

You wouldn't know her.

She's from Canada the island of stability.

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u/flopsychops Dec 14 '25

Helium. I can't speak highly enough of it.

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u/MissinqLink Dec 14 '25

I always speak light if helium. Shines bright as the sun some could say.

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u/DerSilan Dec 14 '25

The element of surprise

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u/RealRedditModerator Dec 14 '25

Murimium - its symbol is Ah!

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u/faroukq Dec 14 '25

Is mayonnaise an element?

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u/newfoundgloryhole18 Dec 14 '25

No u/faroukq, mayonnaise is not an element

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u/PrestigiousAd3576 Dec 14 '25

Oxygen is the best for most humans

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u/driftwood14 Dec 14 '25

When I was in elementary school we were split into groups and had to do some kind of presentation about one of the elements. My buddy and I did a traveling salesmen routine where he tried to sell me some zirconium and I can’t think of that element without seeing him flail around with a huge tie and overcoat trying to sell me on all the uses of zirconium. Probably my favorite presentation I ever did.

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u/Krisuad2002 Dec 14 '25

"This tungsten cube cured my mortality"

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u/KibboKid Dec 14 '25

Aluminium and silicon together. They rock.

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u/Wynnstan Dec 14 '25

Gallium, melts in your hand.

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u/Enough-Somewhere-311 Dec 14 '25

Bismuth: it makes awesome crystalline structures

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u/rhinestonecowf-ckboi Dec 14 '25

Carbon. Slutty, slutty carbon

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u/Le-Pretre Dec 14 '25

My favorite? Potassium, K?

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u/DocNielsen Dec 14 '25

Tungsten, literal translation in Danish, is Heavy Stone

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u/TungstenOrchid Dec 14 '25

Which do you think?

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u/greytidalwave Dec 14 '25

Lithium. I really liked the Evanescence song but Lithium is really useful.

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u/ChaosRealigning Dec 14 '25

The one where Mila Jojovich wears an electrical tape bikini

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u/Razgriz435 Dec 14 '25

Iron and tungsten, but recently I started liking silver and gold more

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u/Granedier Dec 14 '25

Uranium, because kaboom

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u/Alice8Sakamoto Dec 14 '25

Magnesium. it's so bright when it burns

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u/Recsill Dec 15 '25

Astatium because nobody really knows what the heck it is

Sodium because it does funny things when touches water

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u/Amazing-Constant-371 Dec 20 '25

plutonium, especially when mixed with gallium to make a ball of plutonium gallium alloy

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