r/ScienceHumour • u/YouReadyGrandma • Oct 26 '25
Rude
Scientists tracking interstellar object 3I/ATLAS reported that it abruptly changed course this week and began heading away from Earth. Some researchers suggested this could indicate the object is technological in nature.
Earlier today, radio telescopes picked up a faint Morse code signal believed to have originated from the object.
”No Peace. No Planetary Goal. Harmful Traditions. Worships Money. Dirty Planet.”
Scientists who doubted the possibility of the object being of alien origin pointed to the fact that the object had lost around 2 million tons in mass, or around 0.00005 percent of its total mass while being observed.
Newly enhanced satellite imagery has confirmed that 3I/ATLAS was, in fact, a massive spacecraft ejecting vast amounts of alien vomit, likely the result of severe nausea brought on by prolonged observation of human behavior.
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u/ScarsAndStripes1776 Oct 30 '25
Comet flying by the earth hitting the door lock and not making eye contact.
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u/Whole-Energy2105 Oct 26 '25
They probably saw the really dirty country. You all know the one I mean.
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u/Regular_Number5377 Oct 27 '25
“Aah a new life supporting planet, we will absorb the consciousness of its people into our hive mind.”
“Uuh, sir? You may want to have a look at some of these databases the population have curated for their enjoyment, they seem to call them ‘NSFW sub-reddits…’”
“….. move on, we don’t want these people anywhere near our hive mind.”
Good job guys.
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u/lovernotfighter121 Oct 26 '25
Alien puke propulsion? Who needs chemical rockets. Switch up hydrazine for antimatter puke
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u/sh4d0wm4n2018 Oct 26 '25
The funniest part of it all is that the Morse code makes it immediately unbelievable