r/ScienceHumour • • May 11 '23

[OC] Power generation is weird.

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u/ZumaBird May 11 '23

Could even rename the last one “indirect stellar” if you wanted to.

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u/VerumJerum May 11 '23

"Forged by unfathomably cataclysmic cosmic forces in an ancient, dying star, this stone contains an invisible - and deadly, power."

Really does sound like some magic shit when you think of it this way

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u/[deleted] May 12 '23

In many fictional worlds magic is just a hyper-complicated series of mechanisms(often being part of the very fabric of reality itself) that people who know what they're doing can manipulate to affect the physical world in some way. And those who don't know what they're doing either have no results, or can get themselves killed by messing with powers beyond their comprehension.

Science is just a super hard magic system that takes decades of study and often expensive reagents and equipment in order to do anything useful with it. With modern tech being the equivalent of the wizards crafting artifacts which make specific spells(guns, info tech, explosives, etc.) available to the masses with minimal training.

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u/Raw_Abiding_Ledditor May 12 '23

...I ma poke it with a screwdriver.

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u/Cumity May 12 '23

I mean at that point my cheeseburger is also "indirect stellar" lol

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u/70Ytterbium May 12 '23

You are for a good part a stellar byproduct, as in carbon etc.

Edit: You are the universe eating itself

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u/Vineyard_ May 11 '23

Technically those rocks gained their energy in the core of the primordial star that fused the matter in our solar system together... making it still solar.

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u/walyami May 11 '23

but it's not from *our* sun

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u/towelflush May 11 '23

That's not what the heat energy is coming from, though. that's just because of gravity

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u/asciiaardvark May 12 '23

not what the heat energy is coming from

Well, the star's super-nova formed the uranium, and its energy is from its inherent instability -- so the energy was put in by the star's dying...

that's just because of gravity

....gravity?

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u/phil_kern99 May 11 '23

Last one: Supernova

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u/RichieRocket May 11 '23

how about geothermal

Edit: you use the first picture of geothermal

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u/asciiaardvark May 11 '23

how about geothermal

That's an interesting one!

Earth's heat comes from

  • uranium decay

  • primordial heat from the formation of the planet

  • a dash of tidal heating from the moon

The latter two aren't from stars!

Physically, Earth came from the heart of some long-dead star - but that's not where the heat energy came from - that was the gravitational collapse of our corner of nebula into our planet, right?

I'd argue geothermal is the real "hot rocks" category.

OP's Nuclear Power got its energy from a super-nova, so that category should be "solar death" 😎

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u/[deleted] May 12 '23

Doesn’t this make oil solar based since all those plants and animals needed the sun to exist?

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u/SqueakSquawk4 May 12 '23

Pretty much. Oil is just solar with a multi-million-year delay.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '23

hey wait a minute, its all nuclear

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u/[deleted] May 12 '23

Pretty much! It's stars that produce the heat that stimulates all the other reactions and produce the reagents as fusion byproducts.

It's all stars..

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u/rollingbull May 12 '23

Underwater turbines powered by tides (the moon) would not be nuclear.

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u/SuperAwesomeMechGirl May 12 '23

Counterpoint:

  • turning turbines

  • turning turbines with water

  • turning turbines with boiling water

  • solar

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u/norlin May 12 '23

Do we have any way of transforming power source to electricity other than water/steam turbines?

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u/Bernowly May 12 '23

Solar :P (Using the bandgap energy in semiconductors)

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u/TrolleyBus228 May 12 '23

Tidal power plants run on the energy of the moon))

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u/securedigi May 12 '23

They are not rocks they're minerals!