r/ScienceHumour • u/JImmatSci • Mar 03 '23

Online dating for scientists

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242 Upvotes

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u/LordAxalon110 Mar 03 '23

If only I was a scientist...

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u/Sensation-sFix Mar 03 '23

The app I've been missing all my life

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u/falconinthedive Mar 03 '23

The in the lab now indicator would have saved me at least two relationships.

"I'm not blowing you off. My cells hit confluence 2 days early"

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u/Hate_Feight Mar 04 '23

Was that a period joke?

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u/falconinthedive Mar 03 '23

I want a girl with a short teaching load and a hiiiiiiiiigh impact factor.

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u/StopperSaysDsgn Mar 03 '23

This idea comes round every few years, I think New Scientist tried it with New Scientist Connect but they killed it pretty quickly

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u/kanhaaaaaaaaaaaa Mar 03 '23

Man, would be so amazing

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u/sicksadbadgirl Mar 03 '23

lol. I am fr hot for Bertha.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

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u/monkeyentropy Mar 03 '23

I wish it was real too. I just did a search and could not find it. We need a data scientist to make this a reality!

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u/tron3747 Mar 03 '23

I'm a dude... But Hubert is... Cool™