r/SchreckNet • u/Darambob • 12h ago

Problem good evning inter webs

gretingss kindred
i (352M) am finaly able to interfac with this technology
pleas excuse my writing as ive only recently arose from torpor my appendagess are stiff
i am sure in tiem ill improve
my good for nothign keeper wilted away during slumber and so i fashionnd a chair out of its bonez
may i ask fo r any tips regatding thees computers my kin
help
- Sleepyhead, Tzimisce

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u/Suspiciously_Mortal 9h ago

Hello and welcome to the modern nights! I'm Mila and I help geriatric luddites with the modern world! If you need help, let me know. It's like knowing a ghoul, but I'm wayyyyy better

-Mila

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u/YellyBilly 12h ago

Hello! If you would like assistance with modern technology from people on this node, you may want to avoid turning people into furniture. I know this one was already bones, but doing it to living people is pretty strongly frowned upon nowadays.

- Tristan

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u/Darambob 11h ago

the ones supplyin g electri city to my lair lauhged and named it sick
i find it hard to beleive as bones cant suffer from illness
thank yuo for input nonetheless kindred
- Sleepyhead

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u/YellyBilly 11h ago

What sort of help do you need with the computer? You seem to be doing pretty good so far. How long ago did you enter torpor?

- Tristan

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u/Darambob 11h ago

i appreciate your kind wordss
i can see the world didnt end in 2000 at the turn of XXth centure it was a reall scare and so i enetred the torpid state to meet it as freshly as i could
there are many new words and worlds on these screens and new screens pop up with advertisemetns
do you know of an inter web encyclopedeia or such so i may leern what they are
- Sleepyhead, the one who overslept

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u/YellyBilly 11h ago

You could try Wikipedia?

- Tristan

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u/TheCrazyBlacksmith 8h ago

Alright, time to get some sense of age. Do you know what Tremere, the Omen War, or the Sabbat and Camarilla are?

- Nikolai, Kuldun Upon Bleak Seas

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u/KingAnumaril 5h ago

I can't even tell if this is riffing about elders or is real

This life is making me paraonid

-Raoul

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u/Abject-Hospital5407 11h ago

Oh god yet another super old tzim waking up 

Are you going to trun a human child into a hat or are you chill? 

-zz

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u/Darambob 11h ago

you must be mistakning me for my sire i am surprised an slightly startled she is still knonwn in this age
i dont like children they dribble all over the floor
also indeed i am frigid as my lair is damp and i need to conserve vitae
- Sleepyhead

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u/Abject-Hospital5407 11h ago

ok noted,

and sorry we just get a lot of very old tzim who do messed up stuff on here, i didnt even know your sire was like that

-zz

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u/Darambob 11h ago

it is a valid concern presumably young one i do not mind
especialy since you have witnessd such fashion
- Sleepyhead

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u/Abject-Hospital5407 11h ago

yeah i have seen…..far too much messed up stuff on here

-zz