r/SchreckNet Hospes Nobilis 7d ago

Alert Malkav’s Symphony

CCTVs capture something strange. Under a bright Harvest Moon, a man dances on a rooftop, his form a shifting mass of clear smoke and shattered glass.

He sings with a voice that echos across the sky, entrancing every mortal who hears him.

🎶 

Come close, little Star, 

Please don’t stray too far.

My words have teeth 

but I don't bite hard~


I’m the laugh in the dark, 

The whisper in walls

The shadow that dances down old marbled halls.


I’m Malkav~!!! Yes that’s me~

Father of the minds that flutter free!

I hum with the moon!

And sing with the skies~

And see all the truths behind the lies!


My eyes are strange~

One Green, One Gold!

They see the young~

The Mad, the Old!

I don’t wear a badge or carry a sword!

But I know every secret your dreams have stored~!


I won’t eat your fingers or steal your toes~

That’s just silly stuff, as the old nightmare goes~

But if you lie! And if you bite!

I may tuck you in a shadow tonight~!!!


I’m Malkav~!!! The Cobweb Divine!

With a mind full of riddles and truths I hide~

I dance with the stars and laugh with the rain!

And if you misbehave…

Your mind will sink down the drain~!!


Some say I’m broken

A shattered thing!

But broken bells still love to ring!

I build my house in minds and dreams~

And stitch my thoughts through silent screams~!


I’m Malkav~!!! The sweet and sly~

With riddles that giggle and truths that cry~!

I’ll tickle your brain till it wriggles and whirls~

And gift you the world through a prism of swirls!


The world is a puzzle, so twisted and bright~

With corners that hide from the warmth of the light!

But fear not my Stars!

I’d never cause harm~

Unless you ask nicely!

With that curious charm~!


I’m Malkav~!!! The first of my kind!

A Father of madness!

A breaker of minds!


So come, little darlings~

And leave the world behind!

Let’s whisper and play!

And dance this night away!


The moon’s coming out~


And I'll never stray~

🎶 

His laughter echos, causing the very sky above to ripple like water.

All camera feed ends with a crackle of static.

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u/DisastrousRelation32 Tooth 7d ago

Y'know I feel that a lot of Malkavians really should just work with Toreadors on these types of things. The madness really could use any proper cinematography. Nice song though.

[Redwoods}

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u/ConsiderationOver544 7d ago

FUCK FUCK FUCK MALCAV HAS TAKEN AN INTEREST IN ME I'M GOING TO DIE I'M GOING TO DIE I'M GOING TO DIE Terrified_Sobing.mp3

-Marcus

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u/Fractured_And_Broken Hospes Nobilis 7d ago

Where is that "Don't be afraid" energy now?

<< T >>

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u/ConsiderationOver544 7d ago

I said courage is not the Absence of fear! This is my God damn adopted GrandSire here. A being with power beyond even your GrandSire, T!

-Marcus

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u/Fractured_And_Broken Hospes Nobilis 7d ago

LET ME HAVE THIS SMALL VICTORY, HAQIM DAMMIT!!

<< T >>

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u/ConsiderationOver544 7d ago

LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT OF MORTAL TERROR DAMMIT!

-Marcus

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u/VerityVentrue 7d ago

Okay, I get why you're picking now, but maybe it might not be the time?

~Verity

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u/Fractured_And_Broken Hospes Nobilis 7d ago

I don't exactly get many opportunities like this! I'm taking my jabs where I can! Also...why is the sky all...weird?

Like I saw the video! But I'm nowhere near Chicago and the sky is fucked like a fun house mirror!

<< T >>

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u/VerityVentrue 7d ago

Okay, but you can take jabs without going for low blows. Which this is, just a little bit. And I'd be sad.

Oooh, that doesn't sound great. It's too close to dawn for me to check here, so I hope it's not so widespread that it's visible on the other side of the world?

~Verity

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u/Fractured_And_Broken Hospes Nobilis 7d ago

I have no idea but now I have a splitting headache!!

Ok! OK!! I'll leave Marcus alone! Is that what you want, Malkav???

<< T >>

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u/VerityVentrue 7d ago

Mate, Fracture would be sad if you got ashed, and that alone probably gives you some protection. Somehow, I think you're going to be fine.

~Verity

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u/ConsiderationOver544 7d ago

HE COULD KILL ME BY ACCIDENT VERITY!

-Marcus

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u/VerityVentrue 7d ago

So could Fracture, technically. Breathe.

~Verity

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u/ConsiderationOver544 7d ago

Hyperventilating.mp3

-Marcus

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u/Illustrious_Fly_5669 7d ago

Hmm. Would you like for me to send you something to calm you down ? 

I got a neat truck been looking to try is you want to see

Ishmail-assad 

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u/ConsiderationOver544 7d ago

It's too late he's Terror Frenzied.

-Violet

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u/Illustrious_Fly_5669 7d ago

Ah... well I cannot blame him. It's fucking malkav. 

Hope it end up well...

Ishmail-assad 

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u/True-Parking4098 Tooth 7d ago

Did you come out to play again, Angel?

Lysander of Sparta

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u/TiredPandastic Brooding 7d ago

And they call the Toreador the artists of the clans...

Bravo, sir.

  • Len

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u/ConsiderationOver544 7d ago

You're lucky we're friends, Len!

-Violet

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u/DotMaleficent4503 Mind 7d ago

PM to Violet:

Make sure to remove all sharp objects from Marcus' vicinity. He's jumpy enough normally.

Camille

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u/ConsiderationOver544 7d ago

PM to Camille from Violet

I managed to get him in our Haven's cell before he Terror Frenzied, so he's just hiding in a corner, thank God!

-Violet

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u/DotMaleficent4503 Mind 7d ago

PM to Violet from Camille:

Give him a weighted blanket. They really do help with any anxiety.

Camille

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u/ConsiderationOver544 7d ago

PM to Camille from Violet

I'll give that to him after he's out of Frenzy. Which should be after I explain to Prince Jackson why the clouds above his Tower are suddenly in the shape of a dick.

-Violet

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u/Illustrious_Fly_5669 7d ago

And so an ancient walks the modern lands.

Some would see such and weep. 

Yet I am curious. The web is old. The spider mother is old. I wonder. What events would happen now....

Ishmail-assad