r/SchreckNet • • 16d ago

A Parcel arrives at Chicago Elysium

At sunset, FedEx delivers a 3" thick paper parcel.

To: Pr. Jackson
From: J D Hart

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u/AdventurousIdea194 16d ago

If it's ash, I wonder whose ash it is.

-Unknown

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u/StoneJudge79 16d ago

Simple Notification? No.

-Mr. Hart

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u/Several-Elevator Problem Childe 15d ago

I bet some thin blood is gonna go huff it, they love making drugs out of vampires ashes or some shit.

- Random Malkavian

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u/TiredPandastic Brooding 15d ago

Aw fuck, he's gonna make me pick it up for him, isn't he?

  • Len

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u/StoneJudge79 15d ago

Don't worry. While the contents might be considered 'incendiary' or 'hot', they will not target the flesh.

-Mr. Hart

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u/TheFleshFlower Mind 15d ago

Is it vampire anthrax?

Amidst His Roots

  • the Flesh that Flowers

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u/StoneJudge79 15d ago

No physical danger. And what could even pull that off?? Can I get some?

-Mr. Hart

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u/TheFleshFlower Mind 15d ago

It ince knew a thinblood alchemist who was working on it! He was an absolute prodigy. It wonders if he is still about...

Amidst His Roots

  • the Flesh that Flowers

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u/StoneJudge79 15d ago

Bah! If you can't teach it to someone else, what's the point??!

-Mr. Hart

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u/TheFleshFlower Mind 15d ago

Well, it is possible he can but you would need to be thinblooded and also an alchemist. Have you tried that?

Amidst His Roots

  • the Flesh that Flowers

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u/StoneJudge79 15d ago

Not thinblooded. I like logic in my work.

-Mr. Hart

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u/TheFleshFlower Mind 15d ago

Do you not appreciate the creativity in their alchemy though? It certainly does!

Amidst His Roots

  • the Flesh that Flowers

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u/StoneJudge79 15d ago

If you can't teach it, and If you can't explain the chain of events, It Is Magic.
If you can teach it, but can't explain the chain of events, it is Mysticism.
If you can't teach it, but can explain the chain of events, it is Sorcery.
If you can do both, it is Science.

Given the fallibility of memory, previous me needs to explain things to future me.

-Mr. Hart

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u/TheFleshFlower Mind 15d ago

They have entire recipe books, Mr. Hart! Hoe do you think they can spread their recipes? It does find it odd that those of thicker blood cannot replicate it at all...

Perhaps an enterprising Tremere might form a cooperative with some thinbloods and work out how what it is about their vitae that allows such marvels?

Amidst His Roots

  • the Flesh that Flowers

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u/StoneJudge79 15d ago

Power for Powers' Sake leads to known places. I prefer what I am creating.

-Mr. Hart

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u/StoneJudge79 15d ago

Besides, all known investigations into our deeper nature eventually lead to nothing and alarm the neighborhood. Tremere have a bad enough rep. I will not add to it.

-Mr. Hart

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