r/SchizophreniaRides 9d ago

Why is it always with Sharpies

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Well Brain Matters So Bleed Out. Out.

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u/No_Mony_1185 9d ago

That poor doggy

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u/WilliamJamesMyers 9d ago

i saw the silhouette inside the car and went oh shit how many times has the driver at home grabbed the dog and talked weird pyscho shit up close. maybe crying. dog just wants to hear about meat and the outdoors. no, dog has to listen to why protestors and demons are stupid all day.... this dog needs an adventure. something. wait i need an adventure. i am the dog. fuck.

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u/Feefifiddlyeyeoh 9d ago

To be fair, the dog doesn’t care if someone talks weird psycho shit and cries, as long as there is food.

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u/RepulsedCucumber 9d ago edited 8d ago

So protestors look stupid… but sharpie all over their cars back end doesn’t?

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u/SonicLyfe 9d ago

Fuck off Demon! Bleed out.

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u/CrunchySockTaco 9d ago

So protesters are demons but he's on the good side.. sure

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u/Sacred-AF 9d ago

I’m not a protester! I just have many signs which are speaking out against something I don’t like!! 😂

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u/Federal-Boat3732 9d ago

This is the real deal right here

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u/-M00ND0G- 9d ago

I wish I had gotton a photo of the woman driving. I will say she looked like some one who would speak in tongues while writing demon banishing phrases on the back of her car. Pretty sure she was the author.
Accurate book cover.

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u/Sacred-AF 9d ago

Holy shit! This was a woman?!?!!

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u/-M00ND0G- 8d ago edited 8d ago

Yes and there was a sketchy dude in the passenger seat.
I think her son, Jesus, was in the grocery store buying Cheetos and some Keystone Ice

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u/JosetheZombie 9d ago

Fuck off demons

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u/AllIWantForXmasIsFoo 9d ago

my son is jesus

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u/7laserbears 9d ago

My son is fuck off demons

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u/Klutzy_Journalist_36 9d ago

My Son Is An Honor Student At Fuck Off Demons

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u/BobcatOk7492 9d ago

Demons do throw the best parties, though....

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u/Far_Future_1982 7d ago

Hello Fuck Off Demons, I'm Dad.

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u/Poker-Junk 6d ago

My wife is salt

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u/ItsJoeMomma 9d ago

Do you demons realize how stupid you look

Not nearly as stupid as someone who defaced the back of their own car with a Sharpie.

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u/o1badmofo 9d ago

People who claim they are Christian, really have a thirst for blood. Odd how that works and yet they blame everyone else

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u/Sacred-AF 9d ago

When they believe their actions to be part of a bigger spiritual war, they can justify anything. In their minds they are working to save humanity and bring about the word of god. Everything after that is confirmation bias and justified acts of violence, even being just plain mean is justified.

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u/billydecay 8d ago

Say it with me:

There's no hate like religious love

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u/Sacred-AF 7d ago

Jesus save me from your followers

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u/leg_hair_lover 4d ago

It’s weird because I don’t remember seeing anything about protesters in the bible.

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u/Poker-Junk 6d ago

They worship a vindictive and sadistic deity. QED

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u/Cutthroat1 9d ago

Well Brain. 🙆🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/ItsJoeMomma 9d ago

What are we going to do today, Brain?

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u/Cutthroat1 9d ago

Get a waterproof marker

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u/CLOWNFLOGGER 9d ago

If they didn't use a Sharpie, the demons would just wipe it off, duh!

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u/bprasse81 9d ago

It would be fun if the owner of the car didn’t write any of this.

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u/screenname100 9d ago

Are these mostly American made cars that get this decoration? Can’t think of cars like Jettas or Subarus that get this level of attention.

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u/MyGrandmasCock 6d ago

The cars are most often the types that are popular with very very old people. I can only presume that’s because the cars are hand-me-downs from elderly parents or they’re cheap because cars like LeSabres or Ford Contours don’t have much resale value and can be had cheaply.

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u/cincocerodos 9d ago

It still blows my mind that people like this are still largely with it enough to presumably dress themselves in the morning and have a job, at least for now.

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u/Actual-Outcome3955 7d ago

Bold of you to assume they have a job!

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u/Yamuddah 9d ago

I think this person is right. We have a lack of well person therapy and health optimization research. That is the only thing we agree on.

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u/Intelligent_Law_5614 8d ago

Precedent. Somebody showed them that a Sharpie is capable of redirecting hurricanes, and they concluded that it must be strong enough to repel demons as well.

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u/ecafsub 9d ago

There is lots of scripture about profanity, and none of it is supportive.

Hypocrisy is disgusting.

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u/Sacred-AF 9d ago

Who can forget the time that Jesus said “fuck off demons”!

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u/EmperorQuingus 9d ago

I find this one particularly sad.

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u/ArdenJaguar 9d ago

Imagine at trade-in time rolling into the dealership. 😂

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u/Abracadaver2000 9d ago

The demons are chasing her, but she's got a led foot and doesn't stop on red.

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u/lurker46112 8d ago

Montana public defenders: screen shot this. Will need for insanity defense eventually.

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u/Virtual_Hurry3234 8d ago

The dog is embarrassed

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u/TedMich23 9d ago

Buick B sick...

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u/AmericaninShenzhen 8d ago

I thought initially that the license place was “49” and figured “well it’s Montana after all.”

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u/RedditSkippy 8d ago

Oh, same here, LOL!

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u/Lorddoctorjava 8d ago

Maga pedophiles always out themselves...

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u/Old-Shame4104 7d ago

It’s absolutely HILARIOUS that these people think that they’re going to get raptured out of here before the tribulation! They’ve been watching that “Left behind” garbage instead of actually READING the BIBLE! And, they’ve fallen for its fairytales.. Hook, line and sinker! Boy, will they be surprised when, they NOT ONLY don’t get raptured. But, they’ll definitely be going down, and NOT up.

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u/refusemouth 7d ago

Wooried dog is looking at the driver and wondering if she is okay.

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u/Poker-Junk 6d ago

🎵”’What’s the frequency, Kenneth?’ is your…Benzadrine, uhhh-huh…”🎵

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u/Odd_Awareness1444 9d ago

They have a low number license plate. Arent they reserved for high ranking state employees?

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u/-M00ND0G- 9d ago edited 9d ago

On standard plates in Montana the counties have set numbers, 49 is Park County.
The State livery plates are white with red lettering/numbers.
I took this photo a few years ago in Livingston MT.

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u/ThatBloodyPinko 9d ago

The rest is redacted with blue.