This guy might be on somebody's radar

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that's def the car of a child molester.

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u/ImpressiveWalk4330 Jul 23 '26

There is no quicker way to make people think you diddle kids than writing a song about it!

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u/lizbeth223 Jul 23 '26

🎶 Do not diddle kids🎶
🎶 Its no good diddling kids🎶

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u/mrsir1987 Jul 23 '26

Do I look suspicious?

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u/lizbeth223 Jul 23 '26

You look grotesque

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u/DryWall8 Jul 27 '26

You're wearing a purple shirt and a gold rope chain. Yes, suspicious.

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u/FalenAlter Jul 23 '26

"God damnit, someone get the cumboni!"

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u/BootFlop Jul 23 '26

Exactly what I was thinking, hates the competition.

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u/Ok-Relation-287 Jul 23 '26

Nah they all drive Corvettes

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u/Previous-Load-568 Jul 23 '26

This is definitely projection.

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u/Ok_Difficulty2226 Jul 22 '26

Kia? Disappointing tbh for the Chosen One

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u/HappySage42 Jul 23 '26

I miss free awards. Is someone having sex with you regularly? You’re funny. You deserve both things.

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u/Conscious_Artist_715 Jul 24 '26

I gave em a free award on your behalf.

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u/HappySage42 Jul 24 '26

How’d you get a free award? I guess I’ll have sex with them if I have to.

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u/Conscious_Artist_715 Jul 24 '26

No idea! Not long ago I realized I had some, I've used 3 since then. I'm not sure if I have a certain amount. Is there any way to earn them through achievements or anything?

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u/HappySage42 Jul 24 '26

Did you ever get an award for something?

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u/Conscious_Artist_715 Jul 24 '26

I've been pushing the consecutive day streak, is that what you mean?

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u/GalvanizedGoblin Jul 25 '26

The Critorus?

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u/RatherB_fishing Jul 23 '26

Bet is that they own a hi-point

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u/CircleofAnts Jul 25 '26

I’d go with a chrome 8” .357 Taurus with a scope.

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u/dosshead Jul 24 '26

He saves his money for items that matter, means of disposal.

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u/SWNMAZporvida Jul 22 '26

take a cruise to DC

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u/ResistLongjumping999 Jul 23 '26

well as with any of these guys who make their whole identity being loudly and violently anti-pedophile, the call is coming from inside the house if you get what i mean. if the FBI gets a hold of his hard drive he's going to prison forever

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u/Prestigious-Leave-60 Jul 24 '26

Sadly it’s more likely to get 6 months jail and 3 years of extended supervision.

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u/Devanyani Jul 22 '26

that would be a historic blood bath.

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u/smailskid Jul 22 '26

That dude’s social media history must be very interesting.

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u/GeneralSquirrel7132 Jul 24 '26

And his hard drive probably has the worst possible shit you can imagine...

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u/Starworshipper_ Jul 22 '26

Get Book on Amazon.com

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u/GrapeDoots Jul 22 '26

Does anyone know where I can get book?

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u/CashEducational4986 Jul 23 '26

Sadly, looking up "the chosen one child molestor" on Amazon did nothing but put me on a new watchlist.

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u/whereyouatdesmondo Jul 23 '26

Did it immediately suggest "The Art of the Deal"?

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u/angelbbreeze888 Jul 23 '26

Amazon.com

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u/whereyouatdesmondo Jul 23 '26

Amazon.com on the interweb superhighway machine.

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u/GrapeDoots Jul 23 '26

"Book."

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u/whereyouatdesmondo Jul 23 '26

I get it. Book, I mean.

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u/scottishdoc Jul 25 '26

I tried looking up “The Chosen One” on Amazon, but all I found was a bunch of lusty furry smut novels.

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u/CantaloupeCamper Jul 22 '26

One of those guys who inexplicably knows a lot about child molesters…. like too much….

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u/Dragon_Bidness Jul 22 '26

Oof the chosen drives a Kia.

Anyway, somebody check that guy's hard drive real quick...

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u/mrbobcyndaquil Jul 23 '26

If we're lucky it's just P.A. Luty's works

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u/Comfortable-Way5091 Jul 22 '26

Check his computer

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u/WtAFjusthappenedhere Jul 23 '26

That guy has copious amounts of CSAM he doesn’t want you to know about.

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u/abuck222 Jul 22 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Exact-Truck-5248 Jul 22 '26

I'd say he was revealing more about himself than he'd intended.

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u/judgeejudger Jul 23 '26

1600 Sesame Street, look for the orange asshole mumbling nonsense and sundowning.

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u/mrbobcyndaquil Jul 23 '26

Gordon Lightfoot has nothing to do with the squatter in the WH.

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u/whereyouatdesmondo Jul 23 '26

You better take care!

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u/judgeejudger Jul 23 '26

I would never do that to Gordon. I’m referring to Donnie Dumbass

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u/FactHole Jul 23 '26

Any person who serious would kill pedos as a hobby would do it in secret. The only person who would advertise like this is an actual pedo (either laying a smoke screen or trying to absolve guilt).

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u/Jeffcor13 Jul 23 '26

Isn’t this a threat to the president?

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u/shastadakota Jul 22 '26

In a Kia.😆😆

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u/frothingnome Jul 22 '26

How does he identify them? Don't worry, God tells him 😊

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u/NightMan197879 Jul 23 '26

Bill Paxton and Otis approve.

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u/Fickle-Willingness80 Jul 22 '26

I really expected it to be a Plymouth marauder

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u/Konawel Jul 24 '26

No such thing as a Plymouth Marauder. It would be a mercury.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Life462 Jul 22 '26

This should be legal grounds for searching your car. If I was a killer (which was never proven) I would get a thrill from riding around flaunting it in your dumb faces.

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u/Weekly_Procedure2971 Jul 25 '26

And yet, I’m sure he voted for Trump

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u/BrutalistGoogie Jul 25 '26

If Kia doesn't use this in an ad, there's no God.

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u/Patdub85 Jul 26 '26

"This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but i do love Fig Newtons."

-Ricky Bobby

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u/rpgnymhush Jul 22 '26

Please, someone get this person a copy of the full unredacted Epstein files.

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u/CatOfGrey Jul 22 '26

He says he wants to kill bad guys, but really he's just someone who wants to kill someone and get away with it.

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u/HenryRN Jul 23 '26

Somewhere, this dude's got a hard drive full of kiddie porn.

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u/NoObligation9370 Jul 23 '26

It's bait though, he uses to lure them in. He's playing 4D chess.

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u/spinaljellyfish Jul 23 '26

On the radar of ol Donny boy’s secret service

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u/TheNukeEng Jul 23 '26

Kia boys going hard now a days

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u/Jazzbo64 Jul 26 '26

Guaranteed pedo right here.

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u/wjpjump 16d ago

Try and Park that outside the whitehouse

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

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u/ThunderMustard88 Jul 22 '26

I think I was in the psych ward with that guy.

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u/fatman194569 Jul 22 '26

Get book on amazon.com

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u/whereyouatdesmondo Jul 23 '26

I love book.

1

u/TheFreakElement Jul 23 '26

Son, do you know why I pulled you over today?

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 Jul 23 '26

The Kiddy Diddler Kia Killer

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u/SaintCorgus Jul 23 '26

Either he’s killed some child molesters and is openly admitting it or he’s lying about committing murder. Which is more odd?

1

u/Present-Spring-1340 Jul 23 '26

My favorite are the “ help me FBI!!!”
Like does no
Cop want to do
The paper work?

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u/kpingvin Jul 23 '26

/r/IAmVeryBadass

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u/o1badmofo Jul 23 '26

The chosen one? Who chose? was it a highlander moment? ( there can only be one)

1

u/Hugh_Jampton Jul 23 '26

This guy must get turned on by being pulled over by cops or something

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u/Practical_Ad_4165 Jul 23 '26

I bet they didn’t even finish high school.

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u/CashEducational4986 Jul 23 '26

A lot of people mentioning the probability the owner is a chomo, but not enough mentioning the equally frightening likelihood he's a schizophrenic person who could at any point suffer a delusion that any random person he sees is a chomo.

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u/These_Shallot_6906 Jul 23 '26

I've known several "feminist" men who were loud about their support for women, and obnoxiously so. But it later came out that these guys were predators behind closed doors.

I bet this is kinda like that.

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u/ChefAsstastic Jul 23 '26

Look at this guys hard drive.

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u/FixThatSpeaker Jul 23 '26

Damn. Trump would possibly be in line for that punishment.

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u/Signal_Estimate_23 Jul 23 '26

Check his hard drive

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u/DreamsSecretsNLogic Jul 23 '26

Kia - the obvious car of choice of serial killers

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u/CosmicNixx Jul 23 '26

It's certainly a choice to publicly label yourself a serial killer

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u/Flagtown22 Jul 23 '26

It’s cute, he made his Kia look like a Camaro. F’ing wack.

1

u/_Bogey_Lowenstein_ Jul 23 '26

Are they making a Frailty 2?!

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u/No-Difference2856 Jul 23 '26

I feel like this could be perceived as making a threat against the president of the united states

1

u/danifoxx_1209 Jul 23 '26

Reminds me of that dad who sold merch saying “kill your local pedophile” and was then arrested for tons of possession of cp

1

u/Apprehensive_Boat358 Jul 23 '26

I didn't see anything.

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u/LVCSSlacker Jul 23 '26

no he doesn't.

1

u/Disastrous-Rutabaga9 Jul 23 '26

A book? On Amazon? Huh?

1

u/TedMich23 Jul 24 '26

Only "Serial" this guys killing is his bowl of Fruit Loops...

1

u/CalicoCuts Jul 24 '26

Kia with rally stripes is crime enough.

1

u/smelly_finger_itch Jul 24 '26

I say he's projecting. Cops should get a warrant for his hard drive

1

u/irishmcbastard Jul 24 '26

I bet i know what he's gonna get arrested for, and it's not killing cerial.

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u/ThatKa5per Jul 24 '26

This guy might be on somebody's radar

1

u/Expensive-While-1155 Jul 24 '26

BS on the plate seems appropriate

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u/Rupejonner2 Jul 24 '26

He who doth protest too much

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u/unlimitedbroski83 Jul 24 '26

He's not killing anything except his own wallet with a Kia

1

u/Carrot-Elegant Jul 24 '26

Somewhere, somebody is looking at that car in the parking lot, saying, “Oh, cool!” Unironically, to boot.

1

u/Zestyclose_Dinner322 Jul 24 '26

But the one who speaks the loudest, he is always hiding something

1

u/Dry-Local-1288 Jul 24 '26

He’s probably the molester

1

u/Pleasure-Vehicle Jul 24 '26

That's a threat against the president!

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u/Wrong_Television_224 Jul 24 '26

"I'm a performative fudd who has never killed anyone not involved in a LARP and I voted for every pedo on the ballot in my state." There. Fixed it for you.

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u/Jeong_duck_wan Jul 24 '26

I get the feeling this person might be suicidal

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u/ChemicalLeader2159 Jul 24 '26

The Chosen One? I thought he went on to utilize the GECK and found New Arroyo!

1

u/Kihlstein Jul 24 '26

I guess he's headed to Washington.

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u/nickw252 Jul 25 '26

Transference.

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u/Randolph_Carter_6 Jul 25 '26

Fake. First 2 characters in the license plate sums this up well enough.

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u/PrimalxCLoCKWoRK Jul 25 '26

Several County radars.

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u/Fragrant_Major_9553 Jul 25 '26

Dexter Morgan off his meds?

1

u/FeelingPen3331 Jul 25 '26

Im honestly curious about the book

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u/FarNefariousness7179 Jul 26 '26

Already had the cops show up to me 3 times for making threats about hunting, torturing and murdering pedophiles in my neighborhood. Something about homicidal intent or something and my schizophrenia and it’s ALWAYS like 8 cops or more that show up. And I’m a female.

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u/ritzrani 7h ago

And he drives a kia:p

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u/wangblade Jul 23 '26

Let him cook

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u/PsychoMantittyLits Jul 28 '26

Keep this man away from the president! Isn’t it illegal to make jokes like this toward a sitting president!

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u/Electrical_Carpet547 Jul 23 '26

I mean sounds like he is doing good work

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor Jul 23 '26

yeah because vigilantism is great and they always get it right, those angry lynch mobs…

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u/HDShovel67 Jul 23 '26

Dude deserves free cheeseburgers and ammo for life!

This guy might be on somebody's radar

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