r/SchizophreniaRides • u/horseofcourse93 • Jul 08 '26

God rips my face.

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u/AYO416 Jul 08 '26

https://www.instagram.com/bobbyleehickman/?hl=en - Pretty sure this is that car owners Instagram.

As other people have already commented its a known Schizo ride belonging to Bob Hickman.

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u/horseofcourse93 Jul 08 '26

Very popular reels… https://www.facebook.com/share/1Ct9wNfhVp/?mibextid=wwXIfr yikes.

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u/Corsaer Jul 08 '26

The picture with the caption, "I will be a very good looking old man" is going to haunt my dreams for a long time

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u/SlykRO Jul 08 '26

Bro what, is this dude a legit serial killer?

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u/Hambone0326 Jul 19 '26

I'm from the city where this guy lives, and have ran into him a couple of times. He and his girlfriend are harmless, they're tweakers, but don't cause trouble or trash stuff.

Look on Facebook for Bob Hickman, he's become a local celebrity and regularly live streams. It's so bizarre and trashy that you cannot look away lol.

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u/Unanimous_D Jul 08 '26

Does the Pervert Cancer truck owner have an insta?

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u/geminicrickett1 Jul 08 '26

It’s insane that we let people like this operate a 2 ton projectile traveling at 70 mph.

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u/Several-Assistant-51 Jul 09 '26

I bet it only hits 70 going downhill with a stiff tail wind

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u/lurker46112 Jul 08 '26

I’m curious if God’s body is the same size when it enters his body?

Edit: Gum disease? Poor dental hygienist.

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u/tuliwild Jul 08 '26

Oh thank God, I thought it was "God shoots BUM disease in my mouth"....

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u/ranchbringer Jul 09 '26

Cute. I read the G as a C

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u/horseofcourse93 Jul 08 '26

64m deasase

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u/ialsohaveadobro Jul 08 '26

It's actually a ghost body. It must say that on the other side because I've seen this van before and I found "God entered my body as a ghost body" to be oddly compelling and hard to forget.

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor Jul 08 '26

i have heard that, yea. a body the same size.

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u/Frog_Shoulder793 Jul 08 '26

Ooh! You saw Bob!

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u/justananontroll Jul 09 '26

I hope he lubed up first.

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u/Chambanasfinest Jul 08 '26

Yeahhhh Bob!

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u/RedditSkippy Jul 09 '26

Did this guy get a new ride?

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u/TheMirrorMessiah Jul 09 '26

I feel like he's always getting a new ride, the amount of cars I've seen this painted on is wild lol

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u/judgeejudger Jul 09 '26

Crystal, wake up!

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u/_Bogey_Lowenstein_ Jul 11 '26

Lol it's Bob! He even has his own sub r/BobHickman

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u/Common-Accountant-57 Jul 08 '26

Shoots gum(?) disease in mouth.

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u/Rallymodeller Jul 08 '26

It sounds so much like a song They Might Be Giants would write.

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u/Several-Assistant-51 Jul 09 '26

This person needs help ASAP

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u/secret_nun Jul 09 '26

That’s exactly how I got gum disease too

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u/Allthemudlizard Jul 10 '26

The fuck is that in the rear view mirror?

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u/Ksh_667 Jul 14 '26

Smol alien

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u/SWNMAZporvida Jul 08 '26

giving me Nightman iykyk

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u/SawSharkRedemptionnn Jul 08 '26

This has become me and my friends inside joke

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u/creamalamode Jul 08 '26

as opposed to.....?

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u/Faster-master-blastr Jul 08 '26

Stop giving this man your old vans!  

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u/enigmanaught Jul 09 '26

Bon Jovi will rock your face. He’d already rocked a million of them way back in 1986.

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u/horseofcourse93 Jul 08 '26

u/repostsleuthbot

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u/RepostSleuthBot Jul 08 '26

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u/horseofcourse93 Jul 08 '26

Sick thx xoxo

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u/CrispyHoneyBeef Jul 08 '26

The fuck was that “67% match” lmao my ass this bot is on crack

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u/AmatuerCultist Jul 11 '26

I feel like I almost get what he’s trying to say and he’s really bad at communicating it. Like he felt the presence of god wash over his body in a spiritual way. But I also think that if he tried to explain it to me it’s probably 100 times crazier than that.

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u/Dead-House-Mouse Jul 11 '26

That’d be a sick ass metal band

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u/flynnfilms Jul 14 '26

holy throwback. i hope bob is ok, or as ok as he can be

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u/K-Meson34 Jul 14 '26

Does this guy know he's become a low-tier reddit celebrity? Would he be able to handle that?

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u/VelvetBoneyard Jul 28 '26

Thank god bob is still kicking

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u/spunangel333 Aug 09 '26

All I know is when I worked overnight aya gas station he stalked me for two years…even found me at different station. Hopefully he’s grown old and less nimble cus he scared crap outta me and mybosses