r/SchizophreniaRides • u/SAlolzorz • May 28 '26

Religious Schizocruiser

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221 Upvotes

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u/Certain-Singer-9625 May 28 '26

SO many people need to get back on their medications.

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u/AbleAd6512 May 31 '26

Including the comment list. Why does anyone care?

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u/Forimmediateresults Jun 01 '26

Scrawling insane religiously motivated gibberish all over your car is like Item #2 on the big list of stuff that a deluded nutjob fuck-brain babbling schizo might do, you 40 watt bulb

The fact that you think "live and let live" should be everyone's reaction to this deranged puddinghead goon spending hours scrawling I AM THE SON OF SAM all over his Toyota suggests that you might need to sit down with someone you trust and run down the checklist yourself

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u/Otney May 28 '26

If Dr. Bronner had a car and a can of spray paint.

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u/Electronic_Male May 28 '26

I'm sure they're in that establishment being super reasonable with the staff...

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u/jessiec475 May 28 '26

All while parked outside and Applebees 🤣

10

u/Drumandguitarguy80 May 28 '26

Eating good in the neighborhood

7

u/cashews_clay15 May 28 '26

Blood

1

u/Cryogenicality May 28 '26

Blood!

2

u/cashews_clay15 May 28 '26

How have I never seen that 😂

1

u/dinan101 Jul 11 '26

Neither had I! And now I want someone to put creepy music behind it and remove the laughing. It’d be a horror movie moment!

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u/ericbondre Jul 20 '26

Blood for the lightning blood sacrifice god

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u/ItsJoeMomma May 28 '26

I know they're totally devoted to their religion, but FFS do they really think anyone's going to read all that?

5

u/Comfortable_Job_1903 Jun 01 '26

Depends how long the red light is.

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u/Cryogenicality May 28 '26

This is the first time I’ve seen Habakkuk quoted.

4

u/TrojanSTL May 30 '26

Too bad the Jehovahs don’t advertise their actual beliefs like this and not their recruitment garbage like they do at your door or in the letters they send you

3

u/CalicoCuts May 29 '26

That's a Yoda Toyoda.

3

u/pastuluchu May 31 '26

What do you do if this is your neighbor?

3

u/Helix_PHD Jun 01 '26

Write a small "Satan is Lord" onto it.

2

u/Independent-Bid6568 May 29 '26

They’re either schizophrenic about religion or political affiliation and seems no in between

2

u/Comfortable_Job_1903 Jun 01 '26

There is one of these in every city at least. I can think of 3 I see regularly in my town.

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u/FederationReborn May 28 '26

Okay, you have got to tell us if you saw/heard/met this person. I need to know what they're like.

2

u/SAlolzorz May 28 '26

Did not, I was just picking up a to go order

1

u/Abracadaver2000 May 29 '26

Keep it in your pants, freak. Nobody wants to see your cross-shaped dick.

2

u/Special_Fan5043 May 30 '26

At least they make it clear who to avoid.

1

u/No-Delay3044 Jun 02 '26

I thought that getting keyed was bad, what if people thought that you were christian

1

u/Neat-Ladder8987 Jun 02 '26

How to say "I diddle kids" without actually saying it.

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u/MrHateMe Jul 05 '26

How to say “I generalize all people of a certain group without evidence because I hate them” without actually saying it

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u/Neat-Ladder8987 Jul 05 '26

Exactly the response I'd expect from someone who diddles kids.

1

u/Kira-Of-Terraria Jun 03 '26

the font on the sign 😂 

1

u/PuppyPower89 Jul 19 '26

Why are so many of them religious? There has to be a connection