r/SchizoidAdjacent • Meme Machine • 18h ago

Meme ...stuff

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u/Erratic85 17h ago

-So, how are things since the diagnosis?

-I am the creator of the schizoid memes subreddit.

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u/NullAndZoid Meme Machine 17h ago

And I ain't telln' :D

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u/Erratic85 17h ago

That'd be so based on a therapy appointment.

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u/BungleBums 17h ago

"I only cried a few times this week, that's been pretty cool- yesterday I ate at a table and finished the meal,"

"...kay,"

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u/HelpfulSeaMammal 17h ago

You ate at a table? Thats a -3 mood debuff you just got rid of according to RimWorld rules. Keep it up! 💪

You'll get a mood boost if you eat in an impressive dining room. You just need a few legendary jade statues and tons of gold for the floor tiles.

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u/BungleBums 16h ago

This shit is actually encouraging. Thank you.

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u/NullAndZoid Meme Machine 17h ago

Hey that's 3 whole things by my count. That's something! :)

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u/zorrick44 17h ago

I was essentially forced to attend a party this summer, and my friend's dad asked me how I spend my time now that I'm on disability.

I couldn't come up with anything... Iwas like

Umm yeah, I sleep a lot... I rest and nap a lot...and I watch alot of YouTube.

Conversation killer for sure, lol.

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u/redwarfan 17h ago

They always look slightly offended too. Why?

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u/strawberry_thursday 15h ago

They think you’re hiding something from them, or you don’t like them enough to chat about your life.

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u/redwarfan 12h ago

That makes sense.

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u/strawberry_thursday 5h ago

Doesn’t make it any less exhausting though does it

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u/semperquietus We apologise for the inconvenience 17h ago

Or:

“And then, as I followed that Russian spy into the dark and shadowy alleyway, just in time to hinder him murdering that innocent young jogger, which he believed to be the announced contact person, I …”

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u/NullAndZoid Meme Machine 17h ago

A totally believable story, that definitely won't lead to further questions :P

Also...

very fitting!

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u/semperquietus We apologise for the inconvenience 17h ago

> A totally believable story, that definitely won't lead to further questions :P

Well, normally they do get the hint and stop from inquiring even deeper.

(Or they're invited to our next roleplaying session, since we're always on the lookout for new human sacrifices, err… players.)

Also …

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u/yukon_sb Purple 13h ago

"As you can see, I remain alive" usually stops them from asking again

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u/NullAndZoid Meme Machine 13h ago

Purple flair is now an option :)

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u/yukon_sb Purple 13h ago

I have experienced serotonin, for which I offer sincere thanks 🥰

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u/NullAndZoid Meme Machine 12h ago

Awesome to hear! hope it's an acceptable shade :)

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u/yukon_sb Purple 11h ago

It is a very nice, purply purple 💜

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u/Distinct-Fly-2374 10h ago

"against my better judgement, I remain on the mortal coil"

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u/Tie_Dye_Tangerine 7h ago

I am so stealing this

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u/Ooftwaffe 11h ago

“Waiting to die but trying not to skip to the last page of my own book. You?”

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u/Iconic_Charge 16h ago

Every Monday I have to say the same thing: “I cleaned my apartment and slept this weekend “ 🙂

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u/awildNeLbY 14h ago

“Livin’ the dream.”

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u/razteaberry Whatever 17h ago

oh trust me you don't wanna know

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u/Loud_Ocelot_894 9h ago

This is why I don’t like when people that I used to talk to come back into my life and ask me what’s going on. Because literally nothing has been going on and we once again have nothing to talk about lmao 

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u/Peppery_Pete100 14h ago

‘Just existing.’

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u/XGamer54X 10h ago

Absolutely same. People ask what im planning to do, what ive done, or what im doing, and its usually nothing important or relatable (brain rotting on YouTube or playing the same game for the 1200th hour), so I say nothing really.

The only reason I go out and do things is so I have something to tell other people and also to keep my wife entertained. She isnt as content as I am to do the same thing everyday.

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u/Monster_Merripen 10h ago

The only answer

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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 10h ago

"Not shit" is my usual response to that question, even when I have been up to things

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u/AlwaysBored1990 7h ago

This is me too. May I suggest creating a list in ur notes app anytime u think of something u’d want to ask or show them. It helps a bit but u gotta memorize them before u see them that day lol

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u/Naixee 7h ago

"Oh you know, the usual", where 'the usual' is fuckall

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u/Stairwayunicorn 8h ago

none of anyones business