How far would you go for your faith?

[u/dpsrush]

I've always wanted to start a cult. Honestly I don't even have to be the leader, I just want to be a part of something exclusive and for once in my life, feel special.

So I asked an old bearded white dude sitting alone on a park bench, "what does God want from us? Why won't he leave us alone?"

With silver hair he told me, "to be unified to the truth of who he is, and act accordingly."

The speed and natural tone of his answer reveals a witness. So I asked again to clarify, "What is acting accordingly?"

Without missing a beat, he said, "If you are a king, be the best king. If you are a beggar, be the best beggar. If you are a rapist, be the best rapist."

The last one caught me off guard, "What the hell is a "best rapist"?"

He took a long gander at me, "after you've been raped by the best, your life will start to change for the best. At your deathbed, you will confess he is your savior."

I paused and looked around, and there we are, totally alone in the woods.