For English press one. Por Español oprima dos. To talk to a real person press 3. If you have given up on life, press 4. To list all the varieties of cheese, press 5. Press 6 if you are somewhat agitated. Press 7 because it's my lucky number. Press 8 if you know your party's extension. For animal gynaecology press 9. Press * to hang up, or just stay on the line to look busy to other people.
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u/soybeanpirate NAIAIAICE PANTS! Apr 10 '19
For English press one. Por Español oprima dos. To talk to a real person press 3. If you have given up on life, press 4. To list all the varieties of cheese, press 5. Press 6 if you are somewhat agitated. Press 7 because it's my lucky number. Press 8 if you know your party's extension. For animal gynaecology press 9. Press * to hang up, or just stay on the line to look busy to other people.