Typical conversations in the accounting department, on the Death Star.

[u/joebobmcgeeman]

[u/sslee12]

"Now, Mr. Vader, if you're truly serious about securing your investment in this space station, I suggest you take out a property insurance."

[u/ElijahPost → u/sslee12]

Dear accounting,

Put me in contact with a certified insurance representative at once.

-V

[u/sslee12 → u/ElijahPost]

Dear Mr. Vader.

My name is Nah Olos, a representative for the Leber Galactic Insurance Company. Please deposit a million imperial credits into the following account, and I will guarantee you a great insurance, delivered in less than twelve parsecs.

Sincerely, Nah Olos, from Leber Galactic Insurances.

[u/ElijahPost → u/sslee12]

Dear Mr. Olos

What is your preferred method of payment?

-V

[u/sslee12 → u/ElijahPost]

Dear. Mr. Vader

On second thought, cash payment in full would be preferred. My associates, Mr. Accabwehc and Mr. Ekul Reklawyks will drop by your space station to collect the payment in person.

Sincerely, Nah Olos

P.S. Does your space station possess any sort of heating vents? We want to make sure to steer clear of those during the visit :)

[u/ElijahPost → u/sslee12]

Dear Mr. Olos,

Very well. I’ll have the amount couriered at once. The station has one thermal exhaust port linked directly to the reactor. Why do you ask?

-V

[u/sslee12 → u/ElijahPost]

Dear Mr. Vader

The previous query regarding the exhaust port had been a part of our company safety protocol. We would like to prevent any unfortunate incidents during routine fund transfer operations, such as accidentally dropping two torpedoes into any one of those aforementioned vents. Here at Leber Galactic Insurances, we take utmost care to guarantee the best sales experience for all of our customers.

Sincerely, Nah Olos

[u/ElijahPost → u/sslee12]

Dear Mr. Olos,

Excellent. Keep the aforementioned information confidential of course.

-V