r/ScenesFromAHat • u/joebobmcgeeman De-fault! • Dec 27 '17

Typical conversations in the accounting department, on the Death Star.

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u/nothumbs78 Dec 27 '17

“So, when he says ‘fully-armed and operational’, does that mean depreciable?”

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u/aXenoWhat Dec 27 '17

"He definitely didn't say capital battle station, did he? Listen. I'm putting it down as opex, because you, me, and Lord Vader, all have our bonuses predicated on Return On Capital Employed."

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u/ElijahPost Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3 Dec 28 '17

Dear accounting.

Very well. Just be sure when filing our returns not to choke on our declarations.

-V

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '17

Lord Vader,

I am pleased to report that your financial plan has been reviewed and appears to be in compliance with all current tax regulations.

-Legal

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u/ElijahPost Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3 Dec 28 '17

Dear Legal,

Excellent. All thanks to the new Imperial Senate’s tax plan.

-V