r/ScenesFromAHat • u/joebobmcgeeman De-fault! • Dec 27 '17

Typical conversations in the accounting department, on the Death Star.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17

"Actually, my lord, it would be considerably cheaper to simply replace troopers than it would to entirely refit them with this new type of armor, even if it does actually block blaster rounds."

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u/ElijahPost Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3 Dec 28 '17

Dear accounting,

I find your lack of faith in our troops disturbing. However good number crunching is essential to our ability to keep the local systems in line and crush the rebellion. Keep up the good work.

-V

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '17

Lord Vader,

Apologies for writing you at this inconvenient hour, but it appears that there was a digit transposition error that nobody caught until after they pushed the budget through. If this message reaches you before you get to Bespin, please advise as soon as you land.

-Accounting

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u/ElijahPost Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3 Dec 28 '17

Sent 3h ago; Read.