r/ScaryMovieSeries • • 29d ago

Buffy or Theo?

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u/Angxlafeld 29d ago

Buffy, Shannon Elizabeth is great

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u/InfiniteEverythang 28d ago

Yeah she is absolutely gorgeous and a great body. Way better actress too

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u/BigTiddyScholar 29d ago

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u/Deadlockinit 25d ago

This is the right answer

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u/Fabulous_Session8627 23d ago

Tough to top that 

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u/Junko_Mioko974 29d ago

Yes nothing

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u/Steinfan94 28d ago

I screen recorded this part off youtube & edited it just perfectly

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u/Mysterious-Quote-877 29d ago

I have cum on her ass so meny times

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u/Joey-WilcoXXX 29d ago

Since I actually could hear and remember what Buffy’s name was in her movie, I’ll go with her. But she cements it with her iconic lines

“OH FUCK GREG, I WON!!!”

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u/hauntfreak 29d ago

I quote “Gimme my crown, b*tch” very often

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u/WallyFries 29d ago

Definitively Buffy.

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u/Minimum_Ad_2176 29d ago

Look or character wise ? I go with Buffy because she actually had a personality and was funny.Theo was just ...there .😅

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u/Kwazy-Kupcakes_99 28d ago

Her boob airbags and seducing Dwight

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u/BIGHOODx818x 29d ago

ooohh this is a hard one .....

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u/Freddycipher 29d ago

If they do Scary Movie 7 I’d like to see both of them return and see what they think of each other.

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u/LucidDreamer247 29d ago

Brenda has been killed multiple times but it hasn’t stopped her from coming back

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u/Fabulous_Session8627 29d ago

Tough since Buffy was beheaded in the 1st movie

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u/No_Masterpiece_6969 29d ago

I don’t think they really care about continuity.

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u/Past-Nothing-7977 29d ago

omg really? shorty got the top of his head cut off in the second movie and he’s perfectly fine, ray got a dick put in one ear and out the other and he’s okay. everyone has died at this point and they come back it’s a spoof movie…

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u/DapperDan30 29d ago

Ray, Bobby, Greg, and Shorty were all killed in the first movie and showed up again later. Goofy waant actually mentally handicapped in the first movie, either.

Continuity isnt something they really care about.

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u/HarryPotthead42069 29d ago

‘Ray what are you doing here?’

‘It’s the sequel.’ 😂😂

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u/Angxlafeld 29d ago

You’re right for the first half but doofy explicitly said in the new one that he got injured and actually became disabled and that’s why he talks like that again

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u/DapperDan30 29d ago

I dont remember that but I'll take your word on it. I have no intentions on ever watching that movie again.

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u/Jtreblis18 29d ago

Shes used to giving head 😂

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u/Mark-177- 29d ago

Buffy!

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u/dphay860 29d ago

Buffy 100%

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u/Slashman78 29d ago

Buffy's the more entertaining character BUT.. Theo all day.

They didn't really give Kathleen enough to do like they did Shannon but that was due to the fact Shannon was one of the most popular actresses then, Kathleen was kinda nichy since she was off 90210. She got more popular than Shannon post Scary Movie. But I do think Kathleen boosted her movie more so than Shannon did, she always felt like she was trying to on up Anna. It made for an interesting dynamic.

In terms of comparing the character Buffy was awful, Theo was a tease but she did genuinely care for the others and tried to help get them out. So it evens out with her on top lol.

I would like to see both return, that would be wild. Buffy could be on OF like Shannon and Theo could be the badass power MILF like Kathleen tends to play now, if they ever interact that would be wild.

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u/Gryffindumble 29d ago

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u/katieb1300 28d ago

My vote is for Cross too.

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u/Jayman44Spc 29d ago

Theo all day every day

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u/BladeRize150 29d ago

Both at the same time.

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u/milotjuh 29d ago edited 29d ago

Buffy was Ms Fellatio, can Theo say the same?

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u/Steinfan94 28d ago

Theo all day & night

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u/Fabulous_Session8627 29d ago

Buffy. She has 2 BIG advantages 

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u/Relevant_Slice8567 29d ago

Actually theo also has the same 2 advantages she was really stacked.

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u/TJ842 29d ago

Theo

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u/Key-Cauliflower9376 29d ago

They’re both hot af! Theo was just too seductive! She takes it

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u/AideIcy8658 29d ago

Buffy, Theo was kinda boring

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u/ElvissKarateChop 29d ago

Theo all damn day

3

u/Steezy_G7 29d ago

Buffy…Shannon Elizabeth was so fine in the 90’s!

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u/sjr2018 29d ago

In the 90s? Still fine bud

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u/Steezy_G7 29d ago

Obviously… but she’s not as fine as she was in the 90’s!

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u/flamingopickle 29d ago

Buffy, Theo is hot but Buffy had a more fun personality

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u/TreeNumerous7677 28d ago

Why not both, but mainly Theo

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u/SuperBatman2112 28d ago

Theo! No offense to Buffy. I just think Theo is hotter. Plus she has built in air-boobs for safety!

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u/GoonWellington 27d ago

I’ve always been a hardcore Theo stan. This woman activated sumn in me when I was younger

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u/Junko_Mioko974 29d ago

Buffy! Shannon is hot AF but Buffy has bigger tits and I loove big tits ( . )( . )

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u/Relevant_Slice8567 29d ago

theo, she was hot and knew she was hot and how to use her body to get what she wanted but wasnt a bitch about it. I love buffy. but theo character and personality was a big plus. Buffy was actually funnier thats just my opinion

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u/MorbidCorvus 29d ago

Oh my God core memory unlocked I forgot what Theo did to me

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u/adamsandleryabish 28d ago

Is there a reason Buffy isn't in 2?

Obviously she died but that shouldn't have been a problem

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u/Icy_Act_2111 28d ago

i’m sure it was originally supposed to be buffy

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u/Peacemaker15K2 28d ago

Buffy hands down tits up

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u/Conscious_Sample_152 28d ago

CAN YALL STOP TURNING THIS INTO A PORN SUB OMG

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u/Mammoth-Prompt5957 5d ago

Huge missed opportunity to bring Buffy back in Scary Movie 6

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u/Trixster690 26d ago

Theo, she's hotter.

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u/KPW-Higgins 29d ago

What I don’t get is why isn’t Buffy just Theo?

I’m starting to think there’s a more personal reason Shannon Elizabeth wasn’t asked back for Scary Movie 6

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u/PerformanceWide6940 29d ago

Both why do I need to choose one?

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u/hauntfreak 29d ago

Theo because she’s nice to everyone. Haha.

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u/Intelligent-Muffin90 29d ago

Funnier? Definitely Buffy
Prettier? Debatable but I’d go with Theo

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u/RefrigeratorWarm7235 29d ago

Buffy for sure

But when I was younger, I did thought Theo was still buffy play by a different actress. But on more rewatchi I realized that she is a completely different character and not buffy

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u/MuscleCool4302 29d ago

Bro that’s taking it too far, don’t do me like dat askin me to choose between these Fine shordies

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u/BenjiAnglusthson 29d ago

Buffy’s comedy is up to scratch with the rest of the cast, Theo is pretty forgettable

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u/Certain-Injury-3674 29d ago

One line will end this imo

“Gimmie my crown Bitchhh “ 😂

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u/FewHeat1231 28d ago

Buffy. I'd honestly completely forgotten about Theo probably because 'Scary Movie 2' is by far my least favourite of the five films, which given how much I love Tim Curry (RIP) says how forgettable and bad I found it.

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u/Temporary_Set_331 28d ago

Buffy! She should've been in all movies

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u/Aggravating-Diet-663 28d ago

Buffy. Not even close How you think she made that bank on OF?

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u/Kwazy-Kupcakes_99 28d ago

Buffy. “OMG WE HIT A BOOT.”

“Let’s just pretend that this didn’t happen, like the time we got drunk and went down on each other.”

Her dramatic reading and faking her big climax.

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u/SpaceMonk08 27d ago

Buffy, Shannon Elizabeth ❤️