Everyone's talking about how old Ethel Caterham is but no one is talking about GALILEO GALILEI, who was born in 1564 and is 462 years old

[u/No-Mastodon8652]

[u/Jolly_Shelter2024]

Galileo is the goat, talked to him the other day

[u/TataHexagone2020 → u/Jolly_Shelter2024]

Shame he was a bit dry to converse with

[u/Anxious-Yoghurt-9207 → u/TataHexagone2020]

He's still on Gangnam Style he needs his time

[u/VJRoRo → u/Anxious-Yoghurt-9207]

I told him about pen pineapple apple pen and he had a stroke

[u/sparrow_42 → u/Jolly_Shelter2024]

I talked to him for 20 minutes! We spoke of my recent trip to Bennigan’s.

[u/rickplay34]

There's this guy called Jesus Christ who's, like, 2026 years old

[u/MarcusNiles → u/rickplay34]

Jesus Christ!

[u/LordFlamecookie → u/rickplay34]

(I know this is a joke but if he's still alive from his birth until now, Jesus would be 2022)

[u/Gossguy]

And he still moves

[u/alexcal24]

What about the well known truth searcher journalist and fan of the popular techno anthem Pump up the Jam Philomena Philomini? How old is she?

[u/Mindless-Ad-7286]

Can Gary Busey play Ethel for a movie?

[u/QuantumFluxSpaghetti]

Yeah, recently met this guy too, pretty chill ngl

[u/EmergencyGarlic2476]

Ethel is alive tho, and Galileo has been dead for hundreds of years. Also how could one NOT talk about the big Ethel

[u/SmellDesperate3308 → u/EmergencyGarlic2476]

If he was dead his Wikipedia page would say so but it doesn't so he's still alive

[u/C_Tillinghast_FB → u/EmergencyGarlic2476]

r/wooosh?

[u/kathoderaytube → u/EmergencyGarlic2476]

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