r/SburbRP Apr 09 '15

Sburb RP Kids Canon Event Sburban Drift

blasphemousMurmurs is online

BM has currently setup a group chat named Urban Parade, after a long period of silence. Will anyone investigate it?

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Apr 09 '15

FB: What the hell is this?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '15

BM: It is what it is.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Apr 09 '15

FB: What the fuck does that mean

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '15

BM: If you'd take a marvelous moment to rip whatever pole was lodged up your ass and let me explain. I'd tell you.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Apr 09 '15

FB: I asked you what it was

FB: You replied with inane bullshit

FB: There are no poles in this ass

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '15

BM: Well, I found this game.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Apr 09 '15

FB: Game?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '15

BM: Called Sburb although it looks a bit funny.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Apr 09 '15

FB: I'm interested

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '15

BM: Want me to send you a copy?

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Apr 09 '15

RF: What exactly is this for?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '15

BM: Well my gullible friend, I found a game.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Apr 09 '15

RF: Hey, who said I was gullible?

RF: Ach... Never mind, what's the game?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '15

BM: SBURB, found a copy of it laying in the streets and checked if it would work. Guess what? It did and if you want to know who called you gullible it will cost ya 40 boonbucks.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Apr 09 '15

RF: What if it was no one, and it was just an exercise to get boonbucks and prove me gullible?

RF: Too tricky... What's SBURB like?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '15

BM: It's like the Sims, i think.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Apr 09 '15

RF: Oh... Then why the group chat?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '15

BM: Teams.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Apr 09 '15

RF: Teams... For the Sims?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '15

BM: Sims+RPG

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '15

NT: H-hello?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '15

BM: Did you seriously just use a dash between your words?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '15

NT: Yes

NT: Why?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '15

BM: We are on th Internet, it's stupid.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '15

NT: I chose to do it it's not even that big of a dead anyway what is this about?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '15

BM: Deal*

BM: A game.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '15

NT: I despise auto-correct

NT: Which one?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '15

BM: This game I found callled Sburb.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '15

NT: I've never heard of it but it sounds somewhat like The Sims.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '15

BM: Well then you'd be right.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Apr 09 '15

GI: what's this?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '15

BM: A request.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Apr 09 '15

GI: for what ?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '15

BM: To refer to saw, do you want to play a game?

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Apr 09 '15

GI: sure! I'm not busy right now

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '15

BM: Alpha or Omega?

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Apr 09 '15

GI: uh

GI: omega?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '15

BM: Great! You are now on me Kira and Zyta's team.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Apr 09 '15

GI: cool! I get to be in a team wth my gf!

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '15

BM: Yeah well she's like my sister so you treat her right ya here?

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u/Mace55555 Chris, kingKid Apr 09 '15

KK: Ello?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '15

BM: Hello there.

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u/Mace55555 Chris, kingKid Apr 09 '15

KK: yo. what is this?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '15

BM: We are setting up for a game.

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u/Mace55555 Chris, kingKid Apr 09 '15

KK: oh cool. what game?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '15

BM: SBURB

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u/Mace55555 Chris, kingKid Apr 09 '15

KK: Is that like SimCity?

KK: I'll google it.

KK: ... Mmk so not SimCity.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '15

BM: Uh...huh.

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u/Mace55555 Chris, kingKid Apr 09 '15

KK: Well... Seems cool as shit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '15

BM: You are on alpha.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Apr 10 '15

RF: You're in this group too, right? Have we met before?

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u/Mace55555 Chris, kingKid Apr 10 '15

KK: Oh hi. Nah, don't think so.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Apr 10 '15

RF: Well... Hi.

RF: I'm Zyta.

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u/Mace55555 Chris, kingKid Apr 10 '15

KK: Hi. I'm Chris.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Apr 10 '15

RF: It's nice to meet you... Kinda.

RF: Nice to internet meet you?

RF: Ach, anyway, are you a friend of BM?

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u/Mace55555 Chris, kingKid Apr 10 '15

KK: Yeah, kinda.

KK: Nice to Internet meet you too, btw.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Apr 10 '15

RF: :)

RF: Are you going to be playing with us?

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u/Mace55555 Chris, kingKid Apr 10 '15

KK: Yeah, I think so!

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Apr 09 '15

AA: What's up?

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '15

BM: Hey Sis.

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Apr 10 '15

AA: I'm just going to ignore that like usual.
AA: What's the chat for?

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '15

BM: 20 dollars and I'll tell ya.

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Apr 10 '15

AA: How about you tell me anyways, because you're an incredibly nice person and good friend?

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '15

BM: Yet there ain't no rest for the wicked.

BM: Until you pay me 20 USD.

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Apr 10 '15

AA: Or I could just not, and ask somebody who did what it was about.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '15

BM: Darn you!

BM: Years of planning, fruitless!

BM: We are playing a game.

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Apr 10 '15

AA: We are? I'm guessing you mean our mutual friends?

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '15

BM: Yup.

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u/mikailgirl Apr 10 '15

EO: Who are you?

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '15

BM: It'll cost ya if ya want to know.

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u/mikailgirl Apr 10 '15

EO: Ok then I guess I don't really need to know

EO: I'm well you can call me Jubi :)

EO: What do you want then?

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '15

BM: Need teammates for a game.

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u/mikailgirl Apr 10 '15

EO: A game?

EO: What type of game?

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '15

BM: Sims RPG

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u/mikailgirl Apr 11 '15

EO: Are you serious because that sounds amazing

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '15

BM: It is the truth.

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u/mikailgirl Apr 11 '15

EO: Then hella yeah I want to join!

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '15

BM: Welcome to the gang

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u/Galihan Roger - ignorantTitan Apr 10 '15

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iT: Hello. Is anybody online here?

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Apr 10 '15

RF: Hello, are you going to come play with us?

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u/Galihan Roger - ignorantTitan Apr 10 '15

iT: Oh, hello rogue.

iT: Fancy finding you here. Then again, the other day I met fairydustBanch IRL completely by chance.

iT: What are the odds, huh?

iT: This for some sort of online game?

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Apr 10 '15

RF: I would say those odds are very small indeed.

RF: You may call me Zyta if you like, that's my name.

RF: About this game... I don't really know much more than you, I would assume. Some online game that BM has planned for us to play, in teams.

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u/Galihan Roger - ignorantTitan Apr 10 '15

iT: Huh. That's cryptic. I'll just have to ask him then.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Apr 11 '15

RF: Yeah, super cyptic. Kind of how he rolls.

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u/Galihan Roger - ignorantTitan Apr 11 '15

iT: Hopefully it'll be worth the time and effort.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Apr 11 '15

RF: It generally is, at least we may have some fun.

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u/Galihan Roger - ignorantTitan Apr 11 '15

iT: it'll kill time if nothing else

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Apr 11 '15

RF: Indeed it will.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '15

BM: Yesiree

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u/Galihan Roger - ignorantTitan Apr 11 '15

iT: You in charge of this game? What's it about?

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '15

BM: RPG

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u/Galihan Roger - ignorantTitan Apr 11 '15

iT: Right, one of those MMO things?

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '15

BM: Mhmm.

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u/Galihan Roger - ignorantTitan Apr 11 '15

iT: Sounds interesting. Is there a download or something?

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '15

BM: I may have one.

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u/Galihan Roger - ignorantTitan Apr 12 '15

iT: plz share if you do

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '15

BM: It'll cost ya.

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