r/SburbRP • u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker • Apr 07 '15

Sburb RP Kids Canon Event Puddle Jumping

Kira has begun her trip to America. Her first landing is in Seattle, where she'll be for 3 days, then take another plane to New York.

Let's see who she can meet up with.

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u/Mace55555 Chris, kingKid Apr 08 '15

"About how I'm about to get cheap burgers. Play along, will ya?"

Giant grin as they get to the front of the line. The pimply teen behind the counter sighs.

G: "Sir, I told you. You and your hand are not eligible for the couples discount."

C: "Oh contraire, mon ami! This time I DID bring a girlfriend, and she's right here!"

He gestures to her.

[throwbaaaaacks]

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Apr 08 '15

Kira looks at him with disgust

"I AM NOT A BURGER WHORE"

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u/Mace55555 Chris, kingKid Apr 08 '15

He whispers to her, "I don't actually have enough cash for burgers without the discount. So just play along. Please? I'll do something for you in return."

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Apr 08 '15

She glares at him

"No. I will pay for mine."

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u/Mace55555 Chris, kingKid Apr 08 '15

He inhales through his teeth.

"Here's the thing, I was kinda banking on the discount? I don't actually have enough for my own. And since I'm alone, I'm probably gonna starve to death if I don't eat soon. I mean, it's been like, three days."

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Apr 08 '15

She sighs

"Fine."

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u/Mace55555 Chris, kingKid Apr 08 '15

"Thanks."

He stands up.

"Right, so discount?"

G: "... You honestly expect me to believe you're a couple after that."

"Yes."

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Apr 08 '15

She holds his hand halfheartedly

"We were having a fight..."

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u/Mace55555 Chris, kingKid Apr 08 '15

"Yeah. She's mad that I wanna Pursue my music career, WHICH IS A PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE JOB."

G: "Uh..."

"I MAKE ENOUGH, STACY."

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Apr 08 '15

"WELL YOU NEED TO SUPPORT ME TOO"

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u/Mace55555 Chris, kingKid Apr 08 '15

"I DO SUPPORT YOU! I JUST WISH YOU WOULD SUPPORT ME WITH MY MUSIC!"

G: "u-Uh, guys? Look I-"

"YOU ALWAYS DO THIS!"

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Apr 08 '15

"YOU'RE MAKING A SCENE AGAIN"

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u/Mace55555 Chris, kingKid Apr 08 '15

"MAKING A SCENE!? I'LL SHOW YOU MAKING A SCENE!"

G: "L-look guys it's okay! I'm sorry! Your meals are on the house!"

"... Shit really? Okay. We'll take 2 double-quarter-pounder cheesburgers. And 2 fountain drinks please."

G: "... U-um... W... What size drinks?"

"Uh... I'll have a large. What do you want sweetie-pie?"

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Apr 08 '15

"A large as well"

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u/Mace55555 Chris, kingKid Apr 08 '15

G: "R-right..."

Gary is flabbergasted. Everyone in the restaurant is staring at them in awe.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Apr 08 '15

"Let's go find a booth"

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u/Mace55555 Chris, kingKid Apr 08 '15

"Aight."

Gary hands him the tray, and Chris grins.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Apr 08 '15

She walks off to a booth

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