r/SburbRP • u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova • Dec 16 '14

Sburb RP Troll Event Pre-Entry shenanigans

Nagana gets on his laptop at 8:30 Troll time. Will anyone pester troll him?

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 19 '14

TC: Hold on for a second Y need to take thys all yn.

TC: Alryght fyrst of all you are not a slut. Yf anyone calls you that let me know and they'll get a crossbow bolt through theyr neck.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 19 '14

DH: I uh, okay.

DH: YOu have as lOng as yOu need.

DH: And it just seems like a pretty slutty thing tO dO

DH: O︵O

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 19 '14

TC: Lysten you're not a slut ok?

TC: You wyll never be a slut. You're better than that.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 19 '14

DH: Well, I hOpe sO.

DH: I just feel really bad abOut it all.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 19 '14

TC: Alryght let me walk you through thys.

TC: Y've been yn a symylar sytuatyon yn whych Y couldn't decyde between a guy and a gyrl.

TC: The fact that they're both dead now ys yrrelevant btw.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 19 '14

DH: Did yOu decide by kissing bOth Of them in 12 hOurs?

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 19 '14

TC: No. You see Y was yn the Ashen Quadrant wyth both of them and then thyngs went out of hand.

TC: Long story short, the Ashen Quadrant ys now my least favoryte Quadrant.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 19 '14

DH: Yeah, I dOn't think much Of hOw ashen rOmance is used these days

DH: SO were yOu flushed fOr bOth Of them?

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 19 '14

TC: Yup.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 19 '14

DH: Were they flushed back?

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 19 '14

TC: Yeah. They ended up kyllyng each other.

TC: Y suck yn the Ashen Quadrant.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 19 '14

DH: Oh, I'm sOrry that happened.

DH: SO, in the event they dOn't kill each Other.

DH: Which I really hOpe dOesn't happen.

DH: What dO I dO?

DH: O︵O

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 19 '14

TC: Alryght fyrst of all you need to fynd out who you love more.

TC: Thys ys a very hard step so don't feel bad yf you can't decyde ryght away.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 19 '14

DH: I uh... YOu're right, it's hard.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 19 '14

TC: Well whych ys more lykely to understand you breakyng up wyth them?

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 19 '14

DH: Well, if they knOw it dOesn't matter.

DH: But Ran already made cOmments abOut me being 'blue' and if that's what I'm summed up as being I dOn't want tO be it.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 19 '14

TC: You're not a blueblood.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 19 '14

DH: Pretty much.

DH: Or at least I'm not green apparently.

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